I'm Joanna
And I'm Clea. We run a company called The Home Edit.
We have teams all over the country-
Are you a f***ing idiot?
What?
You have to say we're home organizers.
Oh right, so we're home organize-
Not now. This is why I like to practice.
Well it's never been that serious - and who is even watching this show?
I wish you'd die.
So today we're doing - do you want to say it?
No you go ahead.
Okay today-
Actually I want to do it.
Oh my god.
Today we're doing Mark Zuckerberg's closet.
His wife doesn't care that he's tearing apart the fabric of society, but she cares that his closet is unorganized.
So I think he's finally ready to get it together.
This is probably the most exciting day of my life.
Oh my god, hi! Hi!
Please come in.
It's been our dream to do a tech giant's house forever.
It's like they're not even human. I can't wait to see what's inside.
So I didn't- I didn't know-
Here's what I didn't know-
I-I didn't- Here's what I didn't- I didn't know they were doing a show about this.
I didn't- Here's what I thought- Here's what I thought I thought that they were just hiring someone to-
Here's what I thought I thought they were just hiring someone to clean my closet I did-
Here's um-
Here's, here's what I thou-
This is my, um, my this is my um closet.
Well I think you have a really great space to work with. I would send this space a friend request!
Okay bye.
Oh my god this space sucks! We have to change everything.
I don't know I think it's workable.
It's not, just stop.
What I love about working with Joanna is we never fight.
Right! Yeah never.
Ugh!
Get the product.
Okay let's like fake like we're having fun, um-
[forced laughter]
We have fun!
People think organizing isn't fun.
Yeah.
It can totally be fun!
Especially with your best lady girl!
Okay can you stop fooling around? Like, we need to get back to work.
Our house goals for Mark's closet are to separate his t-shirts from his long
sleeve t-shirts and have a zone that's just for his jeans.
So he can just grab and go. It's a system!
We usually try to organize in a rainbow color order, but because Mark is sad and weird we don't really have any colors to work with.
I think I saw navy.
Mmmm!
How do you even know who you are if your closet's a mess?
They're refugees and we are the Statues of Liberty guiding them to their new lives.
Give us your poor-
dirty jeans.
And your huddled masses of...
t-shirts.
I feel like- I feel like I could like rock this. Like a little, you know what I mean like a little like-
I mean it would like hide your shape, so that would be nice.
Stop! Should I- Should I like?
I think you should!
Oh my god okay
Stop!
Don't tell Mark.
This is crazy.
Insane!
Oh my god!
Only you!
Who does this?
Who does this? You!
Oh my god. Oh, they kind of fit.
What are they like a 42?
Okay, just cut please.
They don't- they don't fit.
Are they like a 42?
They clearly don't fit!
Hi I'm Delanette.
I am an assistant at The Home Edit and I basically just do whatever Joanna and Clea tell me to.
Oh my god we literally have no time. We have no time.
We literally work so hard.
Oh my god the color of this product makes me want to rip my eyes out!
Our job is so hard Joanna!
Move move move move move move move
We booked it! No pun intended.
What?
Get it like "booked it", Facebook, Mark.
Wow, that's hilarious.
I'm back.
Oh my god, we are so excited to show you!
Cool.
So here you have your t-shirts, and then you have your long-sleeve t-shirts, and lastly you have your jeans.
So you can just grab and go.
Please leave.
You don't want us to spend the night?
Please no.
Oh my god, but we are all B-F-F-Fs now.
Best Facebook friends forever.
Oh come here Marky- We're gonna miss you- oh I'm gonna give you a Facebook poke! A poke
A poke
We are gonna have that sleepover so soon.
Here's what- here's what I-
Here's what I wish- I- here's what I wish-
What I wish...
I hadn't done this.
Hardest job in the world, but somehow we managed to pull it off.
Literally so hard, but best day ever.
I love you, you're the best.
Oh no you!
Should we make our love Facebook official?
Ah!
Are we done? Yeah, I'm done.