>>AND NOW, A VERY FOND FAREWELL
FROM STUDIO C.
>>HI EVERYONE, I'M MATT MEESE.
WHEN WE STARTED STUDIO C TWO YEARS AGO,
WE HAD ONE GOAL IN MIND; TO CREATE THE BEST
HOUR-LONG DRAMA SERIES THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN.
WE FAILED IN EVERY CONCEIVABLE WAY.
DESPITE THAT, WE HAD A LOT OF LAUGHS,
BUT SADLY, THE SHOW NOW HAS COME TO AN END.
THE BAD NEWS, IT'S OVER.
THE GOOD NEWS, WELL, I'LL LET EVERYONE TELL
YOU THEIR OWN GOOD NEWS.
>>HI EVERYONE, MATT AND I HAVE SOME
VERY EXCITING NEWS.
AS A LOT OF YOU HAVE ALREADY GUESSED WE WANT TO ANNOUNCE-
>>WAIT! DID YOU SAY THE SHOW IS OVER?
HOW COME NO ONE TOLD ME ABOUT THIS?
>>HEY GUYS!
STEPHEN AND I ALSO HAVE A GREAT ANNOUNCEMENT.
>>AS YOU CAN PROBABLY TELL, WHITNEY-
>>WAIT, WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU
CAN PROBABLY TELL?
>>OH.
>>GUYS, I'VE GOT AMAZING NEWS.
FOLLOW ME!
COME HERE.
I WANT TO SHOW YOU.
>>THIS IS A JOKE RIGHT?
>>I DIDN'T FINISH.
>>I'M BECOMING A POLITICAL ACTIVIST TO CAMPAIGN FOR
THE RIGHTS OF REDHEADS, BECAUSE EVERY
AMERICAN DESERVES A SOUL.
>>I ALSO HAVE GOOD NEWS.
I AM ACTUALLY SNAPE.
>>JASON, YOU'RE NOT SNAPE.
>>AREN'T I?
TOUCH MY HAIR.
>>WHAT?
EW!
IT'S WORSE THAN THE GINGERS!
>>YEAH!
>>HEY GUYS HI!
I AM GOING TO START A NEW SPIN OFF SHOW
CALLED STUDIO BISQUE.
>>OH THAT'S GREAT!
>>AND YEAH, IT STARTS NEXT FALL
AND IS GOING- WHAT IS GOING ON?
>>YEAH, HEY MAN, THE WRITER'S KILLED
THAT CHARACTER OFF.
>>WHAT?
>>YEAH.
I APOLOGIZE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE.
>>TOO SOON!
>>THAT WAS MEAN!
>>WE'RE OVER?
HOLY NIGHT MY LIFE IS OVER.
>>HEY GUYS!
MY GOOD NEWS IS THAT I GOT A JOB AS WALDO!
>>WHO WOULD HIRE YOU TO DO THAT?
>>I DON'T KNOW.
SOME RICH DUDE.
I'M PRETTY SURE HE'S HUNTING ME, BUT IT'S LIKE THE EASIEST
THOUSAND BUCKS EVER SO WE'RE JUST GOING TO GO WITH IT.
>>YOU'RE GETTING PAID A THOUSAND DOLLARS TO HAVE
SOMEONE SHOOT AT YOU?
>>ONLY IF HE CATCHES ME.
REMEMBER, I AM STEALTH.
>>STACEY.
>>STACEY-
>>NOT TODAY!
>>GUYS, WE HAVE TO HELP STACEY.
HE'S NOT THAT AGILE.
>>OH, FORGET ABOUT WALDO. HOW ARE WE GOING TO HELP THE REDHEADS?
>>WE COULD TURN THEM INTO HORCRUXES SO AT LEAST
THEY'D HAVE PART OF A SOUL.
>>MAN. I'M LISTENING.
>>I'M TAKING THIS AS A MEMENTO.
>>COME ON ADAM- >>NO!
IT'S OVER MAL!
THE TIME TO LOOT AND PLUNDER HAS COME!
IT'S TIME TO SAVE OUR SHOW!
>>NO, YES!
SOME OF US ARE EATING FOR TWO.
>>YEAH!
>>UH, OR THREE.
>>GOOD NEWS.
I JUST BOUGHT TWO PIRATE SHIPS.
ONE FOR EACH HOOK AND-
>>UH...WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU?
>>HIM TOO?
WAS HIS LIFE NOT HARD ENOUGH?
>>SOMETIMES THE WRITER'S KILL THE CHARACTERS
YOU LOVE MOST JAMES.
>>ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF OR LILY?
>>LILY.
WAIT WHAT?
>>JASON, YOU'RE NOT SNAPE!
>>GUYS, COME ON!
WE'RE ALL FRIENDS.
>>"FRIENDS".
>>NO ONE ELSE BETTER WANT THESE.
>>OH ADAM.
>>ADAM- >>AND FRIENDS NEED TO TELL EACH
OTHER THE HARD TRUTHS SOMETIMES.
LIKE THAT IS THE MOST UNNATURAL DISGUSTING
GROWTH OF HAIR I'VE EVER SEEN.
>>OH.
IT'S TRUE.
>>IT'S NOT THAT BAD.
>>AND JEREMY, I'M NOT A FAN OF THE 'STACHE.
>>OH COME ON!
IS THAT ALL I AM TO THIS SHOW?
JUST A MUSTACHE?
>>NO, YOU ALSO WEAR GLASSES.
>>LOOK, I'VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU!
>>WAIT JEREMY- JEREMY!
>>JEREMY COME ON!
I'M SORRY.
>>WHAT'S GOING ON?
>>THAT MUSTACHE IS LIKE FAMILY JEREMY.
>>AND WE DON'T KILL FAMILY!
OH WAIT, APPARENTLY WE DO!
>>AH!
>>HI, I'D LIKE TO ORDER 30 SCRAPBOOKS.
>>IT'S COMING! IT'S COMING!
>>LET'S NAME HIM SEASON FOUR!
>>WHAT?
>>NEXT TIME.
ARE MATT AND MALLORY IN LOVE?
OR IS THIS A KATNISS AND PEETA PLOY FOR BETTER RATINGS?
WILL WE EVER FIND FAT WALDO?
IS THERE EVEN A RAZOR STRONG ENOUGH?
IS WHITNEY REALLY PREGNANT?
OR IS THAT JUST A FOOD BABY FROM TACO BELL?
IF JAMES HAS NO MORE CHARACTERS, WILL THE WRITER'S
JUST KILL JAMES?
>>WHAT?
>>IS THIS THE FINAL SEASON OF STUDIO C?
>>NO!
>>FIND OUT NEXT SEASON, PREMIERING IN OCTOBER.