I'm a father now man I mean I'm freaking out I want to make sure that I don't even know who
you are give me your name this apartment complex is right next to university and is exclusively
occupied by students the owner is generally extremely grumpy and hates kids he even has
a clause in the lease agreement that says if you become pregnant while a resident of the complex
you must vacate the unit prior to the child's birth and pay for any remaining months on your
lease which is insane how can you hate kids that much and yes he's evicted a pregnant woman in
the past I decided to call him up as a student who lives in the building and my girlfriend is
about to give birth to a new baby boy the way he handles the situation is truly amazing this dude
is crazy enjoy good morning Apartments this is Ted how can I help you she's actually pregnant
with my little boy Jabari someone mentioned to me that like there was a girl something about like a
baby's hair and pregnancies like this it's not allowing at least some luck there what is your
name oh you can call me Chi dog do you live here oh yeah that's where I do live you what you're
telling me doesn't make sense first of all I asked your name and you say I can call you
something what is your name though yeah Chidori that's what I go by everybody calls me Tito no
I need your first name and last name that's what the name is you're calling me and you're refusing
to identify who you are okay John Smith that's my name John Smith well I don't have a tenant
by the name of John Smith no I get there but I'm not on the lease like much it's my wife's on the
lease but she's the one that's and ELISA I didn't okay so what is her name okay all I'm saying is
like we're starting to get concerns because the gates about to open won't we deliver this baby
soon somebody told me that baby's on a now here so that's what I'm asking you is that an issue
just tell whoever asked you to call they need to better train you what are you talking about dude
this guy's insane good Marines apartments this is Ted how can I help ya hey we just spoke a moment
ago and for whatever reason got off on the wrong foot I just looked up the lease on Google right
now I see it myself so I I guess my only question is is like is the whole pregnancy thing something
force heavily who's there like just like a formality on there okay let me tell you this
so in order to live here you have to be a student of course erm so and you don't sound to me like
you're a student that's extremely disrespectful what makes me not sound like a student because
you're sound older okay well if we keep the baby choir in like there's there's no problems there is
that gonna be an issue no as far as I'm concerned it's an issue and I and I know why you're calling
you're put up to do this by the date because they filed a complaint about that so I know it's a
whole phony but baloney question like first is phony baloney now and second I'm not a student
like it's just yeah listen who you do you think you are kidding who do you think you're kidding
or shall whoever put you up to this that this is a ridiculous position to this for the state
government to take and I am pissed off oh my god this guy is like happens to be the perfect
prank victim holy she's like you put it you know the state put you up to this dude what if you
should - Russell be like hello sir all right the jig is up you got a couple days ago unfortunately
out in the background but you know Jabbar we came a little early and I was just wondering if you had
a chance to talk to management so I'm like they're a figure out kind of where your head will say Lisa
no there then I told you before that I'm not gonna talk to you about this I know but like time is of
the essence the baby just got born son like I'm trying figure out what to do now you're saying
like I've I I just want to know if there's any flexibility based on our last conversation you
having some time to think about and stuff like their hello oh my god even that sound effect is
making me cringe like it's so baby crying is so unpleasant it's meringue right then hey I'm sorry
if you got the wrong food I wasn't trying like upset you know I just stepped out cuz I'm sure
the crying wants the moon like really annoying he is stuffy I'm you know I'm going crazy so
what is this game you're playing you know you're both and I know it and you know it so what is it
I'm dead serious right now i'ma fall I are you calling because why are you calling I'm a father
no matter honey I'm freaking out I want to make sure that I don't even know who you are give me
your name no I understand that but just in case y'all gonna like you it's gonna be a problem man
I want to or some me time to be able to get out of this [ __ ] right look what you expect from
me I'm freaking out right now I think you need to go to a psychologist and get treatment okay hello
oh my god this guy is perfect I found out that the state government was actually looking into
taking action against this apartment complex is ethically questionable no pregnancy policy
at this point he's convinced that I was hired by the state and was super paranoid about it he would
refuse to talk to Tyrone no matter how many times I called I had to call back a month later with
another character just to mess with him a little bit more because with a policy like that this dude
deserves it I mean how can you kick out a pregnant woman and make them pay the remaining lease when
they're not even gonna live there that's thousands of dollars down the drain when you already have a
new baby to take care of here's how that next call went down I'm babysitting here on the property for
one of these students here and I was wondering if you guys had any kids programming going on in the
movie theater when you say you're babysitting for somebody what do you mean by that exactly
well one of my friends he he had to go in a little like it's like a little emergency trip and he just
asked me to see if I could just babysit for two days so just that's it I'm just babysitting do
you mean literally spinning with a baby yeah yeah yeah yeah it's just just like a couple of little
little toddlers like no they're the sweetest but yeah just it's two babies yeah and to my
knowledge we do not have any toddlers in here who ever put you up to this they have trained
you better because you're totally transparent you know come up with a better story come up with a
better lie come up with it simmer down Bertha listen I know you are fully you know you're
foolish so why are we having this conversation up sir but can you please elaborate yourself
because I am so confused that you keep that you coming at me so line it with such hostility and
telling me I'm full too because I know this is a scam call there is no scam did you just not
like baby's head like did something happen like literally I'm so confused I'm smarter than the
idiots who put you up to this I know what you're doing so forget it you sound like Alex Jones like
a conspiracy theorist like what is Rikai it's literally ridiculous like I had even movement
you're an idiot and I know it so just go get more training try to learn how to do your goddamn job
better because you're doing a poor job of it sir okay I just honestly I'm so confused like but wait
please go see a doctor or something is the tapes rolling okay because what what you're giving me is
fit for a five-year-old well apparently they're not allowed on your property so let's not talk
about five-year-olds okay oh excuse me I'm gonna submit these tapes to ABC News then and then we'll
see how he like that hello oh my gosh he hated that joke oh my god hey I think I'm gonna have
to find a new home for loads of Barbie yeah you can't be living over there in tents building who
knows what he's gonna do oh no man maybe we should call back as ABC News let me know if y'all want to
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