We will breathe in
Breathe through
(free therapy session with Dr Taylor)
Breathe deep
Breathe out
and I am a doctor now so I know how breathing works 👩‍⚕️
*stares into your soul*
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like a guy
not a good posture
and I look up and there's 4 paparazzis at the gate
snap, snap, snapping
Cutest outfit ever
The pictures :
*slaps herself*
*speechless*
I meant to not do that, anyway um
Well they make all kinds of sounds (cats)
It's not normal cat sounds
okay
it's like :
accurate representation :
That's not a cat sound, that's not meow
There's a demon 👿 inside of you 🤣
(red era taylor reacting to you belong with me)
you're talking to me
must mean you like me huh
nope (raquel + mean girls get in loser we're going shopping)
he likes that girl
He's going to her car
Cause she has shiny hair ✨💇‍♀️
You know for "our song" we had girly accessories and like all pastel colours and everything
for this one it's like
it's like hard edge 🔥
like check it out
like jewellery you would wear to beat somebody up
I mean I have no idea what to expect because I haven't seen the movie
*confused*
They just finished it like 5 minutes ago
Interviewer : I - I can't understand how you have not seen the movie
Tay : I know, me too
(little did they know, the movie traumatised the music composer that he had to get a therapy dog, when he likes cats. Many people couldn't look at cats the same way after watching the movie. rip)
literally what is this 😂😭
(sorry for scaring you)
Person : When do you sleep ?
Tay : I sleep at night
It's a good question though
There's paparazzi all across the streets so
I am travelling like this
and I can not wait to see how that scene turned out (i knew you were trouble)
but I need to go to sleep it is 2 am, this place is really weird
Person : It's 3 am actually
Tay : It's 3 am actually, this is really late (3 a.m. and I'm still awake😂 ....)
and I have like a really early call time tomorrow for the rest of the video so i'll see you later
and this place is creepy, try not to get killed on the way out (i bet you think about me tay lurking)
The look is sort of an Audrey Hepburn look
with black cigarette pants, black flats, black turtle neck
I don't think anyone is ever going to walk into a party wearing that and people are going to go
"omg that is so stupid"
The song "how you get the girl" is a song I wrote about how you get the girl back
if you ruined the relationship somehow and she won't talk to you anymore
so it's kind of a tutorial
If you follow the directions in the song chances are things will work out
or you may get a restraining order (lmao)
"rip me" means I was so blown away or
all struck or excited about that
that I literally died, I literally died
I literally just died dead
and I couldn't breathe anymore and so I died rest in peace me rip me hashtag
Interviewer : What has been you're best halloween memory ?
Well one time when I was in fourth grade
I wanted to be a yellow teletubby
and the costumes that they had were for 4 year olds
but I was about 11 years old
I was obviously very popular in school, I had a lot of friends
My mom went out and got all this yellow fabric and all this like padding
and I had stuffing coming all out, everywhere
I entered this halloween costume contest at school
and i did not win 😢
and It was like a witch one (that won)
*speechless*
Interviewer : how generic
Tay : like you bought that costume at a costume store
you didn't even care about that costume
(taylor's old post - When you dress as a teletubby for halloween but it's before teletubbies got huge so all the kids at school ask you, why are you dressed as a pregnant alien) hahaha 🤣🤣
Thank you so much for watching this video. I appreciate it 💓have an amazing day and take care ✨🌸❤
Forecaster Taylor : I'm expecting there to be an earthquake at any minute now so
just...I called it, I'm just saying
I'm just saying 😂