Okay, two against one, time for me to wave the white flag
and surrender.
Clink.
Pirate psych.
[yelping]
Arr arr! I be seeing stars!
[groaning] Yar!
It's time this big beard got cut down to size.
What?! No!
[laughing]
Me beautiful beard. That was 90% of me personality.
The last 10% be me love for Imagine Dragons.
[groaning]
Alright, lady, baguette wrecked.
[beeping]
Baguette wrecked?
Yeah.
Okay, Chapa.
Uh, lil help.
[screaming]
[beeping]
Thanks.
No problem.
So you didn't get one?
No. I got two.
Gold and rose gold. Want one of mine?
No, no, I don't want yours. I want my old phone
that was stolen from me by a boy.
And when I find that boy, I am going to destroy him
for stealing my phone, my joy, my innocence,
and ruining my life!
Ay.
[beeping]
Okay.
Swellview needs us, so get out there,
be mean to those new kids
and send them back to the bus station.
Who's with me?
No, don't hit me!
Let's do the bucket.
Hey, listen, I let those slaps go last time,
the next time- Ah!
See you out there.
[screaming]
They're coming right at us!
Watch this.
[groaning]
Ooh, try and get us now.
My back!
Great. How we supposed to get past the force field?
[groaning]
Hey. I think that actually fixed my back.
Thanks.
Well, your welcome.
Does anyone else have back problems?
- Oh, we're good. - I'm good. Thanks.
And I'm gonna take care of the rest of you!
[screaming]
Too bad for you.
Too bad for you. They usually hold me back.
Huh?
You didn't do anything wrong, Frankini.
We're sorry we beat you.
Oh?
Yeah, you just wanted to water ski.
Yes.
And I just want to get out of that awful play.
I mean, we're all victims here.
I'm sorry. I learned my lesson. Let's just all go home.
No. You're going to go back out there
and finish watching your stepson's play.
And when it's over, you're going to clap so hard,
your hands hurt. And if they don't hurt,
I am going to make them hurt! Are we clear?
Yes, ma'am.
[clapping softly]
Why are you guys called The Left Behinds?
Cause we've should've been seniors in high school by now,
but we got left behind.
Well, I'm going to kick you in your left behind.
- What? - Street fight!
Oh! She kicked me in my left behind!
You called her shot.
[unintelligible]
No! No, no!
Sorry.
As long as your in like like with Creston,
you can't get angry enough to use your powers.
So?
So, I'm trying to get you your powers back
and possibly Creston's number.
What? No way. I saw him first.
That doesn't mean you own him.
Yeah. Creston should get to choose his boo.
What, you guys like like him now too?
Look, I don't want to put a label on it.
I feel like Creston and I... we're vibing.
Dude's bringing it and I am signing for delivery.
He somehow makes soft hair and dimples look good.
I have had 50 smoothies in the last four days
because of this guy.
Now get out of here and let me enjoy my Creston!
[arguing]
Get your hands off me.
Creston!
[screaming]
[unintelligible] me merch.
I wanted a turn.
I mean, you can still have a turn.
He's just kind of laying there,
so it would be very sportsmanlike.
[screaming]
And you fried him like a taquito on Tuesday.
Get 'em!
[screaming]
Dang it!
Following and seeing what's up is usually a Mika job.
So, what do we do?
Pretend it didn't happen and get a cheese massage.
Oh, great idea.
Cheese, please.
Mm. That's much cheddar.
You're gonna need better aim than that.
Uh, guys.
Ooh. No, that's pretty good aim.
At least I'm kind of warm now.
Mika, talk to us.
Hey, are you okay?
I am virus.
[screaming]
I mean, which one's the real Captain Man?
- Seriously? - I am.
No, I am.
They all say they are.
There's no way we're going to be able to tell them apart.
Only one of us is wearing pants.
Everyone knows the real Captain Man never wears pants.
That is true.
Oh, my God. No, it's not.
There's an easy way to find out.
Yeah, you can look at us.
Only one of us is young and beautiful
and indestructible and... young.
Uh, I don't know about young, but definitely indestructible.
[screaming]
[groaning]
I'm okay.
Arrest the two on the ground.
Think that thing should be on Captain Man's arm!
Yeah!
I was thinking the same thing.
I'm getting sick and tired of answering
all the emergency calls.
[babbling]
Bose is right.
Captain Man should be the one that gets bitten
or zapped and dies for a little bit.
Good luck getting him off his butt
with his buddy Henry in town.
We all agree.
- We got destroy Henry! - No.
Chill out.
That's my phone.
Wait a minute. It says he collected it, uh...
the Man's Nest?
If we could have a little sidebar for just a--
Quiet!
Looks like he found it in... Ray's bedroom?
What?
Look, I can explain.
[screaming]
You had my phone the whole time?!
How could you do this to me?!
Do you know how much pain you put me through?!
Chapa, stop!
[screaming]
Stop! Stop! It was me!
[beeping]
I'm the boy that stole your cell phone.
[beeping]
Spicy... milk!
That's not my name!
No, use the spicy milk!
[screaming]
Hey, no fair. Those are my best--
[whining]
[beeping]
[crying]
[whining] Spicy milk.
You know who I am.
I'm your cellphone, Chapa.
You can't give up. I need you to find me.
I miss you... so much.
I miss you, too, and I need you to find me.
No, no. No, no, no. Please. Please don't leave.
Keep fighting. Come find me!
No, don't leave.
Come find me!
No!
[beeping]
Did not see that coming.
[beeping]
[screaming]
[beeping]