Candi: You just opened it and it's already closed?!
** Fresh Baked Disney Intro Music **
David: Good morning everybody
David: You caught us just as we are going through the gates
David: It's 7:55 and we're trying to make rope drop, but I don't think we're going to make it.
Candi: Don't you say it.
David: Say what?
Candi: About the line **slapping noise**
David: Ow!!
David: HaHa!! I just got slapped in the face by the Disney Ninja.
David: Oh that's right.
David: Candi has really bad line mojo.
Candi: I do not!!
David: Yes. The proof is in the pudding.
David: HaHa! Let's go son. Wheeee!
David: Hey look, we got right in.
David: We are going to take our first ride on Indiana Jones this morning.
David: Assuming it's not broke down.
Candi: HaHaHa!!
David: I've been here at least twice before it was broke down at 8am.
David: Like, they couldn't even open the ride.
David: So that's our first job, and then we're gonna get some cold eggs some where.
Candi and Disney Ninja: HAHAHAHAHA!!
Candi: and some uh...leathery pancakes and bacon.
David: That's the candlelight procession.
Candi: Yeah I know, they had only once last year.
David: Yeah, no. Twenty times this year!
Candi: Somebody was asking me, Is that the only time they have it?
Candi: I was YEAH. NO! I was wrong!
David: And it, let me tell you, it wreaks pure havoc on Main Street.
Candi: Temporarily closed!
David: Balls!
David: Look it, look it.
David: It's 8am.
David: Indiana Jones temporarily closed.
David: I mean...I was joking!
David: I was joking when I said...
Candi: You cursed it! I'm the line cursor, you're the Indiana Jones cursor.
Disney Ninja: You jinxed it! You jinxed it!
David: What the frack!?
David: ahhhh, Indiana Jones, why do you vex me so?!
David: I love your ride but you're never open!
Disney Ninja: You jinxed it.
David: There we go. Good morning!
David: Oh my gosh, it's so true!
David: Lookit, when they stand out front like that you know it's bad.
Candi: Boy, why you so cray cray?
Candi: What is that from?
Disney Ninja: That's from Gravity Falls.
Candi: Ohhh, that's right!
David: ohh, cray cray IS from Gravity Falls.
David: They're saying a couple of hours.
David: I'm so frustrated with this ride.
Candi: Just relax. Did you hear that lady come up to that cast member?
David: No
Candi: She's like, you just opened and it's already closed?!?
David: HaHaHa
David: Breakfast is served.
David: Pancakes, eggs, bacon...nice.
David: Uh...eggs, potatoes, and a biscuit.
David: You know they're not hiring anymore on The Price Right.
David OH!!!! Ok that was surprising.
David: Ok, give me some uh thoughts on that River Belle breakfast.
Candi: I enjoyed my breakfast.
David: Don't lie! Say the truth.
Candi: The truth is I liked my breakfast.
David: No you didn't.
David: I think the breakfast kinda stunk.
Candi: I'm the one that ate my whole breakfast.
David: The bacon. The bacon.
Candi: The bacon was good.
David: The bacon by the way, was NOT very good.
David: The bacon was, it was...it was wannabe bacon.
David: It was like....a half of a gram worth of bacon.
Speaker: 5...4...3...2...1...Screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeam