Hey there
Are you gonna be single on Valentine's Day?
You're watching YouTube videos- of course you are
Well I'm gonna show you how to feel better about yourself by making some Valentine's Day pancakes
Now, most people like to use pancake mix because it's already made for them and it's easy
Well I say this is just as easy *loud egg cracking noise*
We don't bother with measurements here
Two eggs
Next, get some flour
Don't worry about sieving
That looks about right
Another one of the most important steps is to put milk and water in the same bowl
Most people say to make them fluffy, you need to add some water
Well it's Valentine's Day, and we're alone, so we're gonna use vodka
Depends how lonely you feel
I'd say that's about right
Loneliness scale of drunk.
Before you whisk, make sure you take out the eggshells
Not important
I don't know where the fuck that went
Oh, it's on the window
Who cares?
Oh
That wasn't actually meant to happen
Before we continue, we should-
Oh, they're in the wrong holes
That makes perfect sense for my video
Ah
Next thing you do, motherfucker, is you whisk like a bitch.
You should probably turn it up a bit
Get all that anger out of being lonely
*screaming*
That is looking way too watery, so we should add some more flour
That should be about right
As it's Valentine's Day, we should make it look a bit more pink
Let's add some raspberries
Done
Mix it all up
Just like stabbing my ex-boyfriend in the heart
*coughing*
I do not like vodka
Everyone knows a good way to cure loneliness is chocolate, so we're just gonna add some chocolate drops in there
*screaming*
Now we're about ready to start cooking
Make it the hottest you can, so it burns like your soul
Grab some oil for lubrication
Heat it on up!
*singing*
Now we're about ready to find out if this thing sets fire to my kitchen
It's incredibly thin
This is gonna be fun
It's not hissing
Oh that's not good
Now my pancake is not looking very good, but that's okay
'Cause I know we forgot something
If you're single and lonely, the chances are you have a cat
Now, as I'm getting pretty old, I've chosen cat biscuits for seniors
Get it all in
That's a lot of biscuits
No, don't burn
Ok, you're.. You're sort of burning
This is not going well
I say we add more mix just to cover that up
There we go. That's how cooking works
It's kind of changed from a pancake to a stir-fry
But that's okay
'Cause it all goes in the same hole
Hey hey
Don't forget to call your loved ones and apologize for the frying pan
Now, once this starts resembling a hot sticky mess, such as yourself, it's time to flip!
Now, don't worry if you're not confident with flipping
It's fairly easy
*plop*
Shouldn't make that sound when you flip it..
And now, it really smells of cats and loneliness in here, so we're nearly about done
The last ingredient you need is a picture of a happy couple
When it comes to garnishing, it's fairly simple
Just take your picture of your favorite happy couple
Rip them in half
And just cry..
Over your sadness..
*mock crying* Ahh
Ahh!
Oh! Fuck..
That concludes our cooking session
Fuuuck
Pop it on a plate
And you're ready to eat
There you have it
A simple, nice, and easy to make Valentine's Day pancake
You're welcome
Of course, there's no such thing as a good cook that doesn't try their own food
You can really smell the cat biscuits
Now, one of the best things about it is
These biscuits contain chicken, rice, and vegetables, to really go with the raspberries.. And vodka.
Mmmm
Mmm hmmm
*spits it out*
Mmmm
*spits*
So good
It resembles porridge
And tastes like shit
Oh, no. Nope
I mean , mmm
Pancakes for single people. *sighs*
I hate being lonely
*static noises* I like her, she has girl balls
Hey guys, I hope you enjoyed the video
It was an absolute bitch to film
Took me longer to clean the kitchen up afterwards than to actually film the video itself
Just two quick announcements that I'd like to share with you guys!
Number 1: I have a P.O. box
At last
I had loads of people asking in coments, ect, if they could send me anything
and now, you can!
The P.O. box address will be in the description below, because I.. Can't remember it
Good, isn't it
Just a couple of things about sending me stuff. Uh,
Please don't send me anything expensive
'Cause I'd feel really weird about it
Number 2: Nothing creepy like tampons with heads on.. Please.
Thanks.
I'm not sure I'll be able to reply to all the letters that I get.
So if you wanna leave your twitter username in the letter that you send me, um..
I'll be able to send you a tweet to let you know that I got it, and thank you for it.
'Cause at least then I won't feel so bad!
The second announcement iiiis!
Liveshows! We are finally gonna do weekly liveshows! *quiet yaaaayy*
The liveshows are gonna be every Wednesday on YouNow.com
From 9 PM until 10 PM GMT-time. If I don't forget..
Because you guys know that my memory is really bad!
I can't stress it enough! Please follow me on twitter because I'm always on there
And I'll be able to announce when I'm doing a liveshow.. When I don't forget.
Just follow me on twitter, seriously.
This week's video was a bit different, I hope you enjoyed it.
Let me know in the comments below, otherwise I shall see you on Wednesday!
Or next week! Byee! *end static*