Marc Savard: Person I’m touching right now, whenever I shake your…just rest and relax for now
whenever I shake your hand like this, you’re going to realize I’m the most disgusting
human being you’ve ever seen in the entire world.
Person I’m touching right now, your name is no longer what it is.
Your name is now E-I-E-I-O for the remainder of the performance
and if ever I were to get your name wrong, get very upset.
Your first name?
Lana.
Marc Savard: Lana, nice to have you here, Lana. Good to meet you.
Nice to have you here, Lana. Good to meet you. Nice to have you here.
Pleasure to have you here, Lana.
Your dress is very nice. I’m sorry, your dress seems like the fabric is…I’m sorry, okay alright.
Your hair is that Paul Mitchell products?
I’m sorry, I’m sorry.
Lana’s friends, who came with Lana tonight? Make some noise.
Who came with Lana tonight?
No, you guys all didn’t come along with her tonight.
Who’s in Lana’s group? Make some noise. Is it you guys at top? Okay, it is you guys at top.
I just want to know where everyone belongs. That’s it. I’m not going to ask anything else of you.
Alright, what’s your name?
E-I-E-I-O.
Marc Savard: Good to have you here. Nice to meet you. Pleasure to have you here.
E-I-E-I-O’s friends, make some noise, who came with E-I.
Right over here, excellent.
Gary, Tonto, and last but not least, Lana. Is that right? We got them all?
My name is E-I-E-I-O.
Marc Savard: That’s what I said.
That’s what I said. I didn’t say that? I’m sorry. I apologize.
We’re good? E-I-E-I-O. Got it.
Gary, G.I. Joe, and last but not…
I’m not telling you one more time buddy. My name is E-I-E-I-O.
Marc Savard: Alright, E-I-E-I-O.
You got it?
Marc Savard: I got it, okay.
E-I-E-I-O.
Marc Savard: Got it.
You understand me?
Marc Savard: I understand. You’re going to have to let go of the mic. There you go.
They’re going to bill me $3,000 for the microphone. Alright.
Have a seat. E-I-E-I-O, I got it. There’s a lot of names for me to remember.
I think you’re getting pretty worked up at it.
Don’t keep making fun of my name.
Marc Savard: I wasn’t making fun of it. I just didn’t remember it.
E-I-E-I-O.
Marc Savard: Got it.
E-I-E-I-O
Marc Savard: What nationality is that?
I’m Sicilian...
but that doesn’t have nothing to do with my name.
Marc Savard: Okay. Alright.
It has to do with the mere fact I’m going to end up in the trunk.
Alright, that’s all it means.
E-I-E-I-O.
Marc Savard: It’s close. It was close. It was close. It was close.
Look buddy, I know you’re star of the show on everything. I’ll tell you something right now
I don’t appreciate you making fun of my name in front of all these people.
Marc Savard: I apologize.
Apologize to them.
Marc Savard: I apologize.
Do you even know what my name is?
No, and I don’t care.
Marc Savard: Marc with a C. It’s right there. M-A-R-C with a C. Can you spell yours again?
E-I-E-I-O.
Marc Savard: Right.
Not U.
Marc Savard: Got it. Got it! We’re good.
You make fun of my name one more time, I know people.
Marc Savard: You know…I believe you. As a matter of fact, I totally believe you.
Feet flat on the ground. Check it out, it’s called sleep dust. If you get any on you…
if you get any on you, you fall into a deep, deep sleep.
It seems straight out of weekend at Birney’s.
It’s just you and I left. It felt like when we met there was this connection between us.
Did you feel that connection?
No.
Marc Savard: No? On a scale of 1 to 10, the chemistry between us was…
Negative five million.
Marc Savard: That’s a lot.
A little sleep dust from a distance.
Go to rest, and relax. Sinking down deeper and deeper and deeper.
So heavy, so tired. The sleep dust is very powerful and knocks them right out.
I get it from Bill Cosby.
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