Hello friends, it's me sicker wolf
when will this sickness end? I don't know man
I haven't been sick in years and I forgot what it's like to be sick
Did I mention I have staticky hair today girl problems teehee. but, yeah,
It's like when you get sick you're sick for a few days, and then you're a little bit sick for eternity
but Anyways today we are gonna check out some
inventions made for women women only so there's a lot of
Weird beauty products especially from Japan like they go all out with the crazy stuff
So first one is this mask so there are so many different varieties of these masks
You know, we got a Michael Myers one a mummy one. What is even going on with this one?
How are you supposed to eat or drink? You could barely breathe
Okay, so these are meant to be worn when you go to sleep
But what if you like turn over and sleep on your face?
I feel like you would suffocate with that like the nose holes are so small and the mouth I feel like you could barely get any air out of that
I don't know man I would just feel so claustrophobic
Anything for beauty I suppose. Okay. I wanna know how they prevent wrinkles. Oh maybe it's just like lifts up and tightens
So it's against the force of gravity because gravity makes your face sag.
Does it make wrinkles doing this with your face causes wrinkles and migraines?
I don't know man, but if you do end up getting wrinkles instead of throwing the whole person away, you can wear a mask
they make
Realistic. That was a joke, by the way, girl. I don't care if you got wrinkles. You still perfect. You still cute okay?
It's like that movie sixth day or I don't know was like an Arnold Schwarzenegger movie
Well, the woman's like two weeks Oh Total Recall
I knew if I didn't like look this up now, it would bug me for so long
I
Mean I guess like was it a silicone mask. I don't know why I ever remembered it to be a silicone mask
Wow, that green screen technology back Then this movie was made before I was born but that's what that reminds me of
Oh, I saw youtubers doing this like for real. This is a thing now, so I saw Nikita do a video on this
Look-alike Kaiu I'm just the kid who's four each day a grow somemore. I love to explore I'm Kaiu.
So basically she did her makeup on top of the silicone mask. I'm so creeped out by myself
Like I couldn't legitimate ly wear this and I don't really think anyone can tell that this would a mask.
It just looks like I'm wearing a lot of makeup
Oh my god
Like it's literally turns you into a whole new person like it can work it can look I wouldn't say
Decent but it does look scary to be acting like somebody's gonna go up close to you
Be like, why don't you have any pores or even worse? What
Are you you're not one of us cuz you know humans they kind of know what other humans look like and honey
This ain't it. I want to buy one
Now, you know for the woman on the go somebody made a portable washing machine where you can run and you know
Do your other errands while washing laundry on your calves genius somebody give this idiot a medal
I think this is probably some gag thing. I mean did somebody actually try this? You know, we got dual washing machine dryer
This is prime real estate right here. You know one on each leg. I walk I wash, I walk I dry. This is so stupid
I hate it. What's the opposite of empower? As a woman. This makes me feel oppressed as a woman
I am entitled to a full-size washer and dryer check my laundry room speaking of being empowered
You know
there's nothing more empowering to a female like peeing standing up like nothing says the
Patriarchy like using a urinal. Yeah. So there's this contraption that you know, you can just put it right there
I feel like this would be messy. It's gonna be covered in pee like the inside of it
I know you can rinse it off throw it in your purse. That's that's not sanitary. That's not for me
I am this type of person.
if I use a doggie bag to pick up poop without my hands actually touching it like I don't care if there's a barrier my
Hand is still dirty and I don't want to touch anything until I wash it
But that's why I have really dry hands because I'm always washing these bad boys
I have OCD where I always have to wash my hands. Okay after I touch anything, otherwise, it's dirty there clean right now
Okay, so there are a lot of facial devices along with the masks. This is one of them
It's like a nose slimming device. You put up your nostrils on the sides of your oh god
How do you breathe through your mouth? You're gonna be a mouth breather?
What's it worth it? If anything, I feel like that big old contraption is going to make your nose saggy.
It's not a thing can noses get saggy speaking of facial devices
there is a wide range of
Specifically facial exercising devices like this little gummy man over here stretches your mouth
So, you know you can practice for your man's you know
When he takes you to Chipotle and you got a burrito and they're like really big and you know
We gotta focus on every inch of the face including eyelids. Eyelids are very important
Y'all hear that this device is like spectacles that push up your eyelids, so they don't sag
What if these are extra enough for you and your lifestyle? We also have LED lit eyelashes
I actually bought these I wanted to make a video on them a very long time ago and they were just so janky and sucked
you basically have to like tape a strip of adhesive on your eyelid and then stick on the LED strip and then put on the
Eyelashes, you know, it's like a 3-4 step system
I don't think it's worth it because then you got a string that like sits behind your ears because they gotta stay lit
connected to a battery pack disappointing do you have
Foot fungus?
Immeasurable callous say no more this brush shoe is supposed to remove all callus
All you've got to do is walk around in it in the shower
And you Gucci Oh even got a little thing for the heel, okay
I mean this probably something I use cuz me I either got baby but soft feet that's literally only after I get a pedicure
And then the rest of the time... Big yikes. I didn't say my feet crusty musty but they can use some help. Okay
Yeah, they're crusty musty sometimes not right now. facials device number
537 a cheek exerciser you put this on your face
It will exercise your cheek muscles, you know, even face muscles gotta stay fit ya'll skipping leg day, but you can't skip face day
Okay, another one a neck exerciser. It will massage your neck and it's supposed to get rid of like these lines
I don't know if you guys can see it
But basically I have like lines on my neck from like looking down on my phone all the time. I have phone neck
Yeah, it's actually a thing. It's supposed to get rid of that and last but not least. We got an eye massager
You know after spending all day on your phone
When you go to sleep you put this contraption on I thought it was like a VR headset or something
But no it massages your eyeballs and eyelids. Yes. Okay, actually, that sounds really nice
I I would actually use this because my eyes they get hella stressed. Okay. Oh my god, okay
I did a video on this on my second channel. My second channel is little Lia go subscribe
So basically this little contraption over here is like a stick-on squatter. I don't know what to call it
So basically, it's supposed to send electric shock wave to work out the muscle
so if you don't want to do squat or you're too lazy or whatever, this is supposed to stimulate the muscle to grow I
Literally felt like I was gonna die when I did it
I put it on my butt and It's sending like these shock waves.
It didn't send like shock waves it sent like electric shock
Some deadly ass shock on my buttocks it hurt like seriously. No joke. I almost started crying like it was brutal Oh,
Finally something for just us females when you don't want to bring your bag you can put your phone in your bra
A pocket in your bra. How uncomfy would that be?
I mean, I guess it's not that bad, but that's they make pockets like that in your pants
It's much more convenient to have pockets in your pants right here on the waistband and over here on your boob area life hacks!
Victoria secret where ya'll at? Why have I never seen this? I have literally never seen this anywhere
I think maybe for sports bras. They do that like have like a a pocket if you're lucky and pay
$69.99 for sports bra then you might just get a pocket. Okay, you know when the whole outfit head to toe
Balenciaga and the forecast says light drizzle you got to protect all of this Real Estate this
Woman has an umbrella that goes head to toe. Is this a genius idea or is it just a little extra?
You know just a little bit, you know, we can't take any chances
Did I mention it? This is Gucci
I don't know. Maybe it's like acid rain, but wouldn't that like eat through the umbrella?
I never really understood what acid rain was like I remember learning about it in school. But like is it really acid rain?
Okay, I'm gonna find out the answer right this moment. Is it just slightly acidic rain acidic particles?
Oh, there's acidic snow too Oh better watch out for that East Coast damn acid rain is
No joke, it done f*cked up our first president hashtag stop acid rain now, okay
So in Japan, they have a burrito wrapper that looks like this it completes your face
So when you really get in there dig into the burrito. You won't be seen as ill-mannered by society. Is this a thing?
I know a lot of things are like considered rude in Japan. I totally didn't do this on purpose by the way
I'm just I just wanna bite of something. Okay, by the way, I'm a very rude eater
That's why when I go to restaurants. I prefer to like face the wall. So people don't like watch me eat
But yeah,but that's funny so you can like really mmm get in there
But you know, you'll have like a cover so you could really go animal style on your burrito
But still maintain the beauty and grace of a female with this modest mouth cover
I mean
What about the guys?
Is there a guy one too the guy face or is it okay for guys to just like be rude and eat?
However, they want? I'm gonna kicked out of Japan Hella quick
Do you ever take your baby for a walk and get bored? Like there's nothing in it for you?
It's just so boring walking your child. Somebody made an attachment on a baby stroller. So you and
Your baby could go for a ride. This ain't one-sided fun anymore. Mom's bored. Mom needs some excitement
I need to spice up my life
I want to go on a ride with my baby too - what if you hit like a rock or something baby going to go YEET .Oh no the Fetus has Yeetus! Is cutting your toenails such a hassle
I hate cutting my toenails. I wish I could just cut one and be done
You know, you feel me say no more somebody made this contraption
Oh that looks very very very dangerous two out of ten would not trust my footsees in
So I I guess they can adjust it so it could clip all of your toenails at once
You know, you just got to get a firm grasp on all of them and a hell no
I'm so terrified of like cutting some skin with my toenail. Oh, oh no
No, no, no, no that has happened before and I'm scarred for life. We don't take chances anymore here
We got a nail drying
System made of straws a pump and a stand so you put your hand under it you pump and then it dries all your nails
or, you know you could just use gel polish
But I mean, I feel like this is pretty dang smart by anyways, that's all for today
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