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Congratulations on your new job here at Hansen & Associates.
We're so lucky to have you.
Here, you're going to find a happy, caring workplace.
We encourage all of our employees to live by the Three Hanson Family Rules.
One: Always Lend a Helping Hand.
Here let me help you with that.
Very good Jerry!
Hansen Family rule number two:
A B C
Always Be Complimenting.
Nice tie Ben.
Thanks! It was my Dad's.
Now Ben is fueled by a compliment, and ready to work!
Hansen Family rule number Three:
Always Put Others Before Yourself.
Hey Jerry, don't worry about that twenty-five page report... I took care of it.
Go Team Hansen!
This is Becky.
She's nervous for her first day on the job.
But using the Three Hanson Family Rules she's going to shine.
Oh hey Becky, uh do you have a stapler I can borrow?
Let's see how Becky uses rule number one.
Uh y-y-yeah. Sure!
Thank you so much.
I really like that stapler.
uh...you can have it.
Oh no it's ok I have one at my desk.
No I want you to have it.
Thanks.
See how well Becky's first day is going by using the Three Hansen Family Rules?
Wow I really like those glasses Becky.
Take them.
Gee thanks!
Nice!
Becky needed those glasses to see, but she remembered Hanson Family Rule Number Three:
Always Put Others Before Yourself.
Nice shirt Becky,
Oh you can have it.
Cute Shoes.
They're yours.
I love that skirt. Where did you get it?
Take it!
Those undies look...
comfy.
[clothing ripping]
Lookin' good.
Oh Becky,
You have such a good heart.
You can have it!
[flesh squelching]
Oh my god!
Ahh!
No please keep your heart!
You have to take it!
[screams]
[lots of screams]
Ew get it off of me!
[screams of terror]
Give her her heart back!
[everyone screams]
[gutteral yell]
[I promise you everyone is screaming and it's loud]
[whimpering]
[chaos]
[slaps]
We're so happy to have you as a part of our Hansen & Associates family.