I am loving this morning. [bell ringing]
It's one of those days where nothing can go wrong.
A day when you smile at the world,
and the world smiles back.
A beautiful day.
[grunting]
Yeah, a perfect day.
[music playing]
Life is so, so good.
I mean, what could possibly go wrong
on such a beautiful day?
Test. [chuckles]
[screaming]
[bell ringing]
Rube Goldberg machines accomplish a simple task
in the most overcomplicated and inefficient way possible.
Not unlike the DMV
or the Ratcliffe Public School System. Behold.
Oh, and there it goes.
Oh, wow, would you look at that precision?
Oh, almost missed it. Oh. Oh. Yes. Oh.
And that's one way to water a houseplant.
[whistle blowing]
It's Dodgeball day in PE! [unintelligible]
[groaning]
[grunting]
[gulping]
[screaming]
[groaning]
How bad is it?
Bad. Um, you might be concussed.
Yeah, but the good news is, if you die,
it might get you out of PE for a few days.
Aw, you'd miss the square dancing unit.
There is a God.
Detention one.
Who'd like to feed Sheiler?
I got this. Mr. G.
Ah! Ah! Their claws are like a hundred scissors!
Detention two.
Need some help, Mr. Rosa?
Thanks, Nate, but only teachers are legally authorized
to touch school equipment.
[chuckles] Right, like that's a real law.
[groaning]
[screaming]
Detention three.
Children, my brother Cabret, a famous art critic
from New York has come all the way
to Radcliffe to give us some pointers.
Who knows, maybe one of you will be discovered.
[chuckles] He means me.
Let's give my brother a warm PS38 welcome.
Thank you, Ken.
In front of the children, please call me Mr. Rosa.
No.
Let's see what I'm working with.
[chuckles] Wait till he sees what I can do compared
to these hacks.
Nate here is an extremely talented artist.
Hmm.
Here's some advice.
Give up now.
Don't be discouraged.
It's just one person's opinion, Nate.
Right. I mean, hey, I know I'm good.
Don't worry, Mr. Rosa. I'm fine.
[bell ringing]
What do cave paintings teach us about early caveman life?
They teach us cavemen were pigs and vandals
who needed discipline to keep them
from drawing on walls.
Let me tell you about hieroglyphics.
Welcome to Mrs. Godfrey's social studies class,
where learning goes to die.
I mean, don't get me wrong, most teachers are great.
They work hard. They don't get paid enough.
Cry in their cars. They're basically heroes.
Godfrey, though, Godfrey is the devil.
[growling]
No, no, wait, not the devil, Shockzilla.
[roaring]
Ours is a battle eternal.
Who will win? Undecided.
But I promise you this. I will not fail my school.
Nate, the world needs--
Hey, Wright! Detention!
Whoa!
It's Francis' birthday today.
Oh. His birthday?
Then I will prepare him some brains.
[laughing]
Eat up, my friend. It's good for you.
Nice try, Nate, but I learned to appreciate cow brain
when I sojourned with my parents in Morocco.
Love a good frontal lobe.
[choking]
Ha. Yeah, I didn't catch that. Could you say that again, Nate?
Dude, you look like a tomato.
[choking]
Whoo hoo! Yah!
I'll save you, friend Nate!
[grunting]
[groaning]
Ew. Chew your food.
Nate. Archer just saved your life.
Of course he did. [shrieking, grunting]
I think it's fine.
[cheering]
Imitation is the highest form of flattery.
But you faked your identity. What if you get caught?
Hey, we're talking about getting rich, Francis.
Money trumps ethics.
Time is up, little ones.
Oh, man.
[booing]
Nate Wright and friends, I am full of regret,
but I will need to receive my pork butt back now.
[sniffing]
Delightful to the touch is very good job
of meat tenderizing.
You will all receive extra helping of cricket
at snack time.
Ew.
Oh, great. What are we going to do now?
Pork punching is, like, the only safe activity out here.
[humming] AH!
[whistle blowing]
[thudding]
[screaming]
[laughing]
[thudding]
[sighing] Worth it.
Blinded by passion,
Anthony and Cleopatra embarked on an affair so scandalous.
Reigned chaos and destruction upon all in their wake.
[screaming]
But made it to sweet, sweet freedom.
Want to come to the arcade with us?
Eh, I'll actually already be there with my dad.
We're having some father/son time.
Stop it.
You get a pass and you get a pass,
and hey, why not, everyone gets a pass.
Oh.
Nate, it's so awesome that your safety sergeant.
Can I have one of those yellow passes?
I need it to be late for math, cause I hate math.
Please? I'll be your best friend.
[gasping] Really?
♪ Oh, sweet dream girl ♪
Feel like our friendship has grown
into something more?
[music playing]
Nate? Ahem.
Yeah, cool. I'll totally hook you up.
[stuttering] I...
I guess I ran out of passes.
Ugh. Lame.
Don't worry. I'll get more. Don't move. I'll be right back.
Principal Nichols, my man. [chuckles]
Hit me with some of those fresh yellow passes, would ya?
You went through them already?
I'm afraid that's all you get, son.
They're meant to be used for emergencies only.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no. But this, this,
this is an emergency. Jenny needs one.
Got a book it, son. Now hold down the fort
and don't let the kids trash the school.
Any more cleanup expenses, and we'll have to eliminate
the art program.
Principal Nichols, wait!
You can't just leave me in charge.
[chuckles] Yeah. It's, like, so cool to-
Oh, hey, Nate. Did you get me that pass?
Uh, about those passes?
Yeah, uh, it seems we don't have any more,
but maybe you and I could, uh-
Out of passes, huh?
You don't have any power left, do you?
Guess what, guys?!
[thudding]
Nate doesn't have any-!
Oh, I've got the power.
I've got the power to write you up,
which means you've got lunch detention.
Have a great day.
[gasping] Wait. You can't do that.
I have a flawless record.
Friend Nate, what is this?
Oh, this? Oh, it's- It's nothing.
Just- just that I slaved away in my kitchen all night,
baking you these delicious cupcakes.
Mm. Oh, sorry, Nate,
but I am super allergy to cocoa bean.
Oh, no, no, no. Don't worry.
There aren't any cocoa beans in these, just chocolate.
Ah, you are funny, friend Nate.
Here, I finish your homework for four weeks,
so your comics you can focus on.
You didn't.
Haha. Yes.
Because unlike you, I am a joke's not so good.
See you later.
[sniffing]
Ugh, it smells like someone stepped
in [unintelligible], bro.
[groaning]
I can be just as nice as he can.
Perhaps we'll cut today's still life lesson short,
and just watch some TV.
You guys know me. I love when teachers put on
educational videos,
but not during my favorite subject, art.
I mean, I'd much rather be drawing right now.
Oh, my sweet baby hyenas!
A distruptor is something or in this case someone
who interferes with the structure
of the system it belongs to.
One of nature's most reliable disruptors is the spotted hyen.
And for the Kingdom of Namibia,
they're a big pain in the behind.
[screaming]
Awesome!
[music playing]
Jenny! Hi!
Whoa. Easy, easy.
Stop it. Jenny. Hi.
Do you want to stand in line with us?
We'd love to. Thanks.
Huh?
Careful children! I don't have a choice!
AH!
What's going on?
There's... there's no more pizza.
What?!
Don't worry. I snagged you a slice.
[chuckles]
We will never speak of what I had to do to get it.
Hmm?
[screaming]
♪ Who's got a belly Full of flies ♪
♪ And scales head to toe? ♪
♪ Look out world It's the Ludicrous Larry Show ♪
[laughing] Hey, kids.
[laughing]
Ow!
Bam! [laughing]
- Alright! - I'm Ludicrous Larry! Let's go.
[cheering, Nate yawning]
Pay attention, Nate.
Ludicrous Larry has been gracious enough
to invite us to his scientific discussion today.
So, best behavior.
[grunting]
[groaning]
The Ludicrous Larry the Lizard Show has nothing
to do with science. It's a show for babies.
[baby crying]
So why am I here? Two words, swag bag.
[sniffing, groaning]
It smells like that time Teddy had athlete's foot.
[shattering]
- Wow. - Nate Wright!
Drop those bottles!
Who's your favorite lizard?
Larry!
You will keep the contents of your swag bag
inside your swag bag!
[groaning]
Hey, buddy.
Play with us.
Play with us. Whoo hoo!
Yay! Spin me! Spin me! Spin me!
- You got it. - Whoo! Whee!
Nate, stop.
Oh, no.
Huh?
Look! Ludicrous Larry ate a hippie!
[giggling] No children, don't be a-
[screaming]
[groaning]