(car door slams)
- Whoa. That was crazy.
Are you okay?
My car was like, wow.
And you were like, (car noise).
And I was like, oh my God.
It's okay if you're not, our emotions are valid.
It's also okay to be doing cartwheels?
Whoa,
Whoa, watch out.
It doesn't look that bad.
I can still see my reflection.
Look at my face.
I can be so many silly faces
and like sad and like silly what?
And confused, ooh and spaghetti face.
Seriously, if you don't do spaghetti face with me
I'm gonna tell the police that you're not cooperating.
Here's glitter face.
Your car is kinda shitty already.
I am so sorry, just that this happened.
I'm not saying I that I'm admitting fault or anything.
You can admit fault if you want to.
I'm just kidding, haha, but it'd be so random if you did
Go ahead, try saying it.
I bet it'd be crazy.
Just be like, it's my fault.
I didn't say that though.
Whoa, you're really yelling at me.
How about we try communicating in a healthier way?
Like through dance,
you know, the paso doble? I do.
Cause I was on Dancing With The Stars.
I should have won, a freaking basketball player
beat me, a real dancer.
I can shoot hoops too, you know.
Swish.
Oh, my insurance card.
Yeah. I'm sure I have it on you somewhere.
Bows, bows, another bow.
Oh, we don't need to talk about that.
Here it is.
That's right.
I started my own insurance company.
It was confusing at first
but now it's confusing and glittery.
That's my deductible.
I pay all my employees in glitter coin.
It's my own cryptocurrency.
Wanna invest?
It's already blowing up right now.
What was I doing while we were driving?
(girl laughing)
- Actually you're (beep noise) business dude.
I'm gonna get some record of the damage if that's all right.
What's up everybody, it's Jojo.
Today I'm recording evidence for a car accident
that the other person is definitely at fault for.
For sure slammed into me in reverse at full speed.
Oh. And then he physically threatened me.
I going to sue the shit out of at him.
He's going to jail for sure.
He's not gonna have a single penny left.
You don't need to take this to a body shop.
I got your fix right here.
Nice, nice.
Good as new.
This is a shine like you never had before.
It's shimmery, glittering, shinning like best friend.
This is how I fix my bathroom pipes.
Oh my gosh.
So pretty.
Yeah, this is definitely gonna up the value on your piece.
of shit car.
Oh wow, my lawyers here.
- Hi Jojo.
Oh my goodness.
You good?
You all right? Oh, it's so good to see you.
You did so good.
Hey pal. Hi, how's it going there?
Ooh. Yeah.
I'm gonna need you to sign an NDA right now.
Right now.
You didn't see any of this.
This is for her next tour.
- I'm always on tour.
I don't sleep.
- She doesn't sleep at all.
She doesn't.
If anyone finds out about this,
I will have you and your family murdered.
(woman laughing)
- It's gonna be really hard to sue me, man.
Every judge in LA is one
of my subscribers and their kids freaking love me.
- That's all legally true.
Verifiable in fact.
Yes. Yeah, look at her go.
- Dance all the way to justice.
- Yeah, that's right.
- Oh, this your driver's license.
Cool. Organ donor. Ha.
I don't even know if anybody's gonna want those organs.
Looks like this is gonna expire soon.
You better get your (beep noise) together.
- I have your criminal records.
(girls laughing)
- Ah, You're gonna go to jail for a long time.
Wow. Look at that.
- Well, my car's totaled.
So I called Elton John to come pick me up.
Yeah, that's right.
I know Elton John and he's on his way.
Oh, here he is now.
- Oh my baby girl.
I'm so sorry.
This man (bleep noise) hurt you.
- He did it.
- I'm Elton (bleep noise) John.
You (bleep noise).
Well, oh my God, what is this?
What this isn't her fault.
- I didn't even do it.
- You should be grateful.
She fixed this.
- Thanks Elton John.
- Look at all that glitter.
She, she made your car worth so much more.
I'm Elton (beep noise) John.
Oh, look at it.
Look at this,
Stupid car.
Yeah, you did this.
You did this.
Jojo Siwa
- My high top shoes.
- Her high top shoes.
- My high top shoes.
You don't even deserve this car.
- Yeah, that's right, you don't
Jojo get in the car.
- Yeah
- We're taking your (beep noise) damn car.
- I look great in red.
- Yeah
(woman laughing)
- Just remember pal, legally you didn't see any of this.
Okay. We have trademark color
and your car is the color and the car is ours now.
If you say anything, I will hunt you down (mumbles)
- I will personally kill you.
See ya later idiot.
- Are you okay?
It's okay.
Not to be okay.
I feel great.
Wait, what was the exact line? Sorry.
Rainbow face.
(girl laughs)
- I don't know.
(girl laughs)
Yeah, you can even make that in a freaking year.
- Yeah. You're not. You're gonna lose money now.
And you gonna lose your (beep noise) face.