• From the cause of bad breath to what the first thing on the internet was, we answer
some of your most burning questions about life
• Hello there, my name is Shima, I'll be reading out the questions and answers
• I'm Danger Dolan and I'm here to blow your mind with truth
10 – BlueRav3 Why do people tie and throw their shoes over telephone lines?
• These are thrown up there by quantum physicists to let regular people like you and me know
that there is a glitch in the world nearby, be it a hole in the pavement that might make
you slip under the world or an animal with ragdoll physics has started to spaz out everywhere
• In most cases, seeing shoes hanging above you is just a random event, but depending
on where you see them it may indicate an area controlled by gangs or a place people deal
drugs, but it could also mean someone recently died or graduated from a school.
9 – Luke4Smith Why do some people have freckles?
• Those aren’t freckles, they’re just drops from that cordial you were drinking
before, just let me rub them off, HNNNNGH, really stuck on there…
alright, just relax, I’ll get them off, it’s okay I got dis
• Having freckles is a sign you have fair complexion, a trait usually passed down through
families – freckles occur because you have less melanin in your body, a chemical that
protects your skin from sun damage, which is why it’s especially important you use
sunscreen outdoors.
• Dolan, can you put some of this sunscreen on my back?
• Sure thing … alright, just relax, I got dis
8 – Jyushimatsu's home run Who was the first person to discover milk?
• No idea, but if it was me, I’d have a hard time explaining how I figured out where
milk comes from • “Guys, I swear, I just fell near the
udder, grabbed the first thing I could see, wasn’t doing anything…
nothing weird, I squeezed the teat, alright, some milk fell out, ended up in my mouth I
don’t know how, long story short, it’s delicious”
• There wasn’t a single person who “discovered” milk that we know of – it’s simply an
ancient practice begun with agriculture over 8,000 years ago, it was popular in Europe
and the East which quickly lead to cow breeding, when it became clear that some cows were better
at producing milk than others 7 – roket minecrafter What is the distortion
of a Black Hole called and what does it look like?
• This is what we call in the music industry, “dubstep”.
What we do is throw coins and old broken toys into a black hole where it gets crushed into
the size of a pea, we record the reverberations and then remix it into a song
• In the middle of a black hole is an infinitely compact mass known as the “singularity”,
outside that is the distortion known as the “event horizon” which messes around with
space-time until strange things begin to happen – for instance, if you throw a clock into
the event horizon, it’ll appear to freeze in time, but if you jump in WITH the clock,
time would appear to flow normally, though you’ll be stuck there forever
• Um…
Shima…
I can’t move – ugh, I’m stuck in a black hole!
• Actually, that’s just some gum stuck to the bottom of your foot – in fact, that’s
YOUR gum… you stood on your own gum?
• I’m sorry, is that illegal?
• No, but it IS stupid • Don’t judge me until you walk in my
shoes • I can’t… you don’t wear shoes, and
even if you did, they’d be stuck on your own gum
• HUMF 6 – Marco Ahuatzi What is faster than light?
• A good time – here I am, at a party with some mates, everything’s going well,
then I blink, time flies and I’m a hundred years old – but when I’m hungry, waiting
for the pizza guy to show up, time grinds to such an absolute glacial momentum that
by the time he shows up I’ve died of malnutrition…
again • According to scientists, the speed of
the expansion of the universe with eventually outpace the speed of light, but that doesn't
mean the stars themselves are moving that fast.
It's more like raisins on a loaf of rising bread—the loaf is expanding and the raisins
are just moving with it.
However, the action of quantum-level particles has been measured at 10K times the speed of
light!
That's ridiculously fast!
• You know what else is ridiculously fast?
ME— • Oh yeah…
5 – CephasRed What are the prime causes of bad breath?
• The more lies you tell in your life, the worse your breath becomes – the only way
to make it smell nice again is to keep telling the truth, which is why I’m always minty
fresh • Bad breath can be a result of a few things:
leftover food stuck in your teeth, bacterial activity, tobacco, dry mouth, or even illnesses
that affect your breathing or stomach.
The best way to combat most of these is to just brush and floss your teeth while eating
a balanced diet.
• Shima, can you bring me a magazine or a book or something?
I still can’t move • Here, I got you this
• Pssh… look stupid – OOH, PICTURES 4 – Do penguins have knees?
• They do, in fact penguins are extremely tall, you just don’t see it because they
keep their legs folded and wrapped like a lawn chair under their fur, which is why they
look so fat – if you ever manage to catch a glimpse of them in their full height, you’d
be LUCKY to reach their kneecaps • Despite their waddling walk and short
legs, penguins do indeed have knees.
Their upper leg—the femur—is really short, so when a penguin is standing their knees
are covered by their feathers.
All it takes is a quick x-ray to see them!
3 – Daryan Leblanc What was the first thing on the internet
• I actually found the answer to this while browsing a forum the other day, it was apparently
an encoded video message sent by the USSR to their undercover cold war agents, detailing
an assassination plot on the President of the United States, oooh there’s a link I
didn’t even know that— • The first message sent over the internet
was sent from the University of California to the Stanford Research Institute on October
29, 1969.
They tried to type the word “login”, but unfortunately the network crashed after the
letter “o”.
So the first ever message on the internet...
was “lo”.
• Oooh, Dolan sent me a link to the next episode of our show, I wonder if—
2 – Kristopher Gannon how do caterpillars become butterflies
• They hit the gym, they cut white bread out of their diet & take protein supplements
to beef up – eventually after their sweat congeals into a solid cocoon around their
whole body, they eventually emerge with a powered up golden carapace to become a Super
Caterpillar – butterflies are just flying rats that aren’t related to his process
at all • After fattening up on leaves and other
vegetation, a caterpillar wraps itself in a protective cocoon and releases enzymes to
digest its entire body.
Within this caterpillar soup though, there are groups of cells that survive and begin
rebuilding the mush into a butterfly!
1 – Carlos Why do certain people get acne and some don't?
• Because some people survive bear attacks – don’t hide your face wounds, be proud,
shun the normies with their unscarred faces, they haven’t experienced LIFE, it’s 2016
and you haven’t survived a bear attack?
Ugh…
• Acne is generally caused by bacteria called Propionibacterium acnes.
These bacteria live in the pores of skin and can cause red swelling.
However, only two strains seem to consistently cause acne, while there is one that actually
keeps the skin healthy!
So those that don't get acne, probably have the helpful P. acnes living on their skin
and vice-versa.