>> James: TED, I FOUND OUT SOMETHING ABOUT YOU THROUGH OUR
SOURCES AND I DON'T THINK YOU'VE EVER TALKED ABOUT THIS BEFORE,
BECAUSE YOU AND MARY AND YOUR CHILDREN HAVE A SECRET LIFE AS A
MODERN DANCE TROUPE.
WE'VE FOUND SOME PHOTOS THAT I THINK ARE QUITE POSSIBLY THE
GREATEST FAMILY PHOTOS I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE.
>> WELL, LET ME JUST SAY WE'RE NOT A DANCE TROUPE.
WE'RE A DANCE POSE TROUPE.
WE JUST -- WE DO DANCE POSES.
>> James: BUT YOU NEVER ACTUALLY DANCE?
YOU JUST DO THE POSES?
>> YES, AND THAT'S A HIGHLY, YOU KNOW, COMPETITIVE ART.
>> James: WELL, LET ME SHOW YOU WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT.
THIS IS YOU AND MARY HERE WHICH IS AMAZING.
>> LOOKING LIVELY THERE.
>> James: THIS IS THE ENTIRE FAMILY.
LOOK AT THIS!
I JUST -- I LOVE -- AND YOU FUND THIS YOURSELF?
THIS IS SOMETHING YOU DO FOR FUN?
>> THTHESE WERE OUR KRIST -- THESE WERE OUR CHRISTMAS CARDS.
INSTEAD OF CHRISTMAS CARDS, WE DID CHRISTMAS CALENDARS.
WE WERE HUGE, A BIG HIT IN GUAM.
WE TRAVELED ALL OVER THE WORLD.
>> James: THIS MIGHT BE MY FAVORITE.
THIS IS MY FAVORITE.
>> BY THE WAY, YOU CANNOT GET ANY OF THOSE KIDS TO AGREE TO DO
A CHRISTMAS CARD EVER AGAIN.
THEY'VE HAD IT.
>> James: OH, THEY WON'T DO IT NOW?
>> NO.
>> James: YOU WON'T DO IT NOW?
>> NO, BECAUSE I COME ON SHOWS AND DO YOU THIS.
THEY'RE TRAUMATIZED.
>> James: I'M SUCH A FAN OF THIS, I'M THINKING ABOUT TAKING
IT THROUGH INTO MY LIFE WITH MY -- YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW, DANCE IS
MY LIFE, AND HOW CAN YOU CREATE A DANCE POSE FOR ME?
CAN WE BECOME A TROUPE JUST FOR ONE MOMENT NOW?
CAN WE DO THIS?
THE COR-DOR-DANSON.
>> YOU CAN WAIT JUST ONE SECOND.
>> I WAIT, OK.
>> YOU COME HERE, JAMES.
YOU WANT TO BE FACING THIS CAMERA HERE.
>> James: WHAT DO I DO?
>> I'M GOING TO ASK YOU TO DO SOME SORT OF VERY KIND OF HOT
DANCE -- >> James: WHATEVER YOU
THOUGHT.
NO PROBLEM.
>> KIND OF SEXY.
>> James: EASY.
>> I'M GOING TO ASK TO YOU FREEZE IT WHEN YOU THINK YOU'RE
AT YOUR SEXIEST.
>> James: HANG ON, HOW SEXY DO YOU WANT -- WAIT.
WAIT.
HOW SEXY DO YOU WANT THIS TO BE, BECAUSE IF I -- NO, NO, WAIT, IF
I TURN THIS UP TO 11 -- >> WHATEVER YOU CAN LIVE WITH,
JAMES.
>> James: NO, IT'S NOT ABOUT ME, IT'S WHETHER YOU COULD LIVE
WITH IT.
>> GIVE ME A 10.
GO AHEAD.
>> James: OK.
WHICH CAMERA?
THIS CAMERA HERE?
ANYTHING I WANT -- WHATEVER I FEEL?
>> TAKE IT TAKE IT.
TAKE IT.
>> James: IS THAT IT?
AM I IN?
IN THREE.
>> James: HEY WAIT, OK.
>> NATALIE, I THINK YOU SHOULD -- YOUR MOVE SHOULD BE IN
RESPONSE TO THIS, ESPECIALLY LIKE HOW YOU FEEL WHETHER IT'S
-- YES.
VERY GOOD.
>> James: OK, TED, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
WE'VE DONE IT.
WE DID IT.
>> SHAKE IT OFF.
SHAKE IT OFF.
>> DID YOU SEE IT?
DID YOU GET TO SEE IT?
>> James: WE SAW IT.
IT'S RIGHT HERE, LOOK.
>> NOT BAD.
ALL RIGHT?
DO YOU FEEL USED?
>> James: I'VE REALIZED MY ENTIRE LIFE TO THIS POINT I'VE
BEEN DEAD.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> YES.
>> I CAN'T.
I CAN'T.