I’m Sludge Rinder and this is Slime and Punishment
Order! Order! Order! Order!
Silence in court! I now must call upon the first witness.
The number you have called has not been recognised.
Oh this is very awkward. Huh, I must pay my bills
Anyway! Tillie, you have been found guilty by the Mash-Up jury of crimes punishable by slime
What say you, Tillie?
What?
Objection, overruled Tillie Amartey! Order! Order I said!
I now must introduce to you the case of the prosecution…
I’m Harpz Kaur, attorney at law. In just a moment,
I’ll be cross-examining Tillie with a series of tough questions.
If our star gets the answer right, they get one point.
But if they get it wrong, they will be dealt some rough
slushtice when they receive a bucket of slime right in their face!
So Tillie it’s time to take to the stand. Your 90-second interrogations start…
Put that bucket down!
…Now!
Olympian Adam Peaty was voted out of Strictly last week,
but in which sport is he a world record holder?
Tennis?
Swimming. Slime her!
Which Manchester United footballer received an MBE this week for his campaign work?
I don’t know!
It’s Marcus Rashford, slime her!
This year’s Great British Bake Off competition is underway on Channel 4,
but how many more episodes are left of the series? Give it a guess!
A number!
What?
Two. Slime her!
Gordan Ramsay’s birthday was on Monday, but what’s his star sign?
Errrrr…Capricorn?
Scorpio, slime her.
It’s been 20 years since the first Harry Potter film came out,
but which actor played the title role?
Daniel...something!
We're gonna give you that then, go on. Daniel Radcliffe.
Which artist currently has three Top 10 tracks in the Official Singles UK chart?
Oh, Shakira?
Ed Sheeran, slime her.
Who did Andy Murray beat 6-1 in the opening round of the Stockholm Open?
Errr Serena Williams
I hope I can say it right, Viktor Durasovic. Slime her.
Top Gear returns tomorrow with Paddy McGuiness and Freddie Flintoff, but can you name the third host?
Urgh, no I can’t.
Chris Harris, slime her!
Our slushtice has been served.
Don’t worry I’m not coming at you with a bucket of slime. Don’t worry about your eyes but feeling okay?
Yeah, I’m feeling…Sludgey
Feeling sludgey with one sludgey point. Don’t you want to add more points?
I’m feeling moist.
Right, I’ll take that as a yes. Well you can because I am sentencing you to one final question. It’s time for this…
So Tillie if you answer the ultimate question correctly you’ll leave this studio a free person and you’ll give yourself 20 points!
Okay.
But if you get it wrong, you’ll be covered in so much slime that it just can’t be legal.
Can I have some tension music, please?
Tillie are you ready?
As ready as I’ll ever be
Here is your ultimate question.
The first Nasa mission to send a woman to the Moon's surface has been pushed back to 2025.
But how many days has it been since the first man landed on the moon?
Easy!
365
Is that it?
That’s a year, that’s a year! I mean three thousand six hundred and fifty-five and.. nine!
That’s still, incorrect
The right answer is 19,109 days which means it’s time to super slime you!
Ah there we go, justice has been served Tillie. Feeling good in the hood?
I can't even hear ya!
I know, tuna sandwich!