All right, I'd like to introduce you to the newest shirt in ScrewAttack apparel.
I thought we weren't supposed to make any new designs until we sold out any old stuff.
Yeah, don't you worry about that.
Anyway, let me present to you the brand new Top 10 shirt.
Isn't that just a 10-year anniversary- *One Punch Sloth*
New Top 10 T-shirt.
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Everybody dreams of being rich someday, because one of the best things about being rich?
You don't have to clean your house anymore! You just hire a maid to do it for you.
We searched high and low for the best maids out there,
and as long as they either act like a maid, or even just dress like one...
Hey, that's good enough for us.
I'm Nervous Nick from ScrewAttack's Top 10...
...Maids!
*NUMBER 10*
One of the very few female robots in the massive Megaman universe, Roll,
was the little sister to the Blue Bomber, and built to keep Doctor Light's lab clean.
She's taken on numerous forms throughout the franchise but maintains her maid identity.
Whether in the recent Archie comic series, or in the older Ruby-Spears cartoon.
[X] "I'm outta here!" [Roll] "Yeah, we're outta here!'
[X] "Whoa, where are YOU going!?"
[Roll] "With you!" [X] "Not a chance, fancypants."
[X] "I don't need any girl robots getting in my way."
That's a little sexist.
Anyway, even in fighting games, Roll comes packing her signature broom and bucket,
(Guys just look at the combos there sick and lit right?)
for those times when she isn't simply a weaker version of MegaMan.
And despite housework being her primary function, she's actually pretty powerful!
She's beating robot masters on more than one occasion and even cleaned up an entire city.
THAT's efficient! And more importantly, that's a good maid.
*NUMBER 9*
What if the person cleaning your house and doing chores for you was not a person at ALL,
but a freaking dragon?
This Kobayashi's dragon maid, Tohru, is actually a Chaos dragon...
and a powerful one too since her dad is, you know, the Emperor of Demise!?
But instead of wrecking our world, Tohru devotes herself to cooking and cleaning for Miss Kobayashi.
And she's...... very...... enthusiastic.
Tohru gets the best deals at the grocery store, she can cook and she can fly!
So, if you're running a little late to work, she can give you a little lift!
She's still new to the way of humans and she CAN get a lil' pervy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
but in the end, she's totally devoted to you. And if you ask, would probably start the apocalypse.
*NUMBER 8*
At the Shujin Academy, you'll find a teacher who goes by Becky.
She's a teacher by day, by NIGHT... Guess what?
She's a French maid.
In Persona 5, Becky is your homeroom teacher.
So when you and your boys decide to call a maid service for some kind of pervy scenario,
It was probably a bit shocking to see your Language Arts teacher in thigh highs.
Should you pursue her as a confidant, she ends up being an excellent maid saving you a ton of time.
She'll clean your room for you, make coffee in the cafe downstairs, and even do your laundry.
Normally each of those services would cost $50 each!
But by the end of the game, she'll let you skip class or even stay out way past your bedtime.
And yes, you CAN romance your own teacher, but don't get any funny ideas man! *( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*
There's already a sexy road warrior in BDSM devil pining over you but hey, at least they're your age.
*NUMBER 7*
As the surrogate mother of three boys to a widower you have to be a top-notch maid if you plan on surviving.
Throw a new wife and 3 girls in the mix and you're in the running for "Maid of the Year" every year.
Seriously, how Alice Nelson of the Brady Bunch managed to keep 6 kids in line,
a house spotless and still be the funniest member of the family is BEYOND human comprehension.
But the Brady family was always a bit unrealistic in that regard.
Side note, real talk: Jan is keeping it 100 since the first episode.
[Jan] "Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!"
Yet somehow, after years of dry wit and self deprecation, Alice remained ever faithful to the Brady's.
Even joining in the occasional game or two.
Hey, if you still question her inclusion on this list,
there are a few times when Alice would throw her back out when everything in the house went to crap.
Never leave us again, Alice!
(whispers) never.
*NUMBER 6*
Now, it's tough enough running household with a bunch of kids,
but try running an entire castle complete with cursed cutlery and one monstrous master.
With no hands... because you're a teapot.
Of course we're talking about Mrs. Potts, from Disney's "Beauty and the Beast".
Of all the servants in the castle, Mrs. Potts is easily the most level-handed and charitable of the bunch.
She immediately tries to make Belle as comfortable as possible given her, you know, imprisonment.
And is often a sense of reason for the afflicted prince.
While the Beast hot-tempered typically goes unabated,
he respects Mrs. Potts enough to go scream to a pillow if need be.
And by a pillow of course I mean the air.
Mrs. Potts manages to take charge of all of this responsibility.
Again without hands!
That's a skilled maid right there!
Also she knows how to throw a party.
*NUMBER 5*
I'll be real honest here. The only thing this maid really knows how to cook is a grenade.