Got me some iced coffee, today will be a good day!
BITCH WHAT THE FUCK?! Have you ever had a bad day?
Did you think it was the worst day that a human could possibly have?
Or maybe you're having a bad day today.
People who are probably having a worse day than you to make you feel better about your day. No really
I hope you're having a good day today like this video for some good luck
And hopefully none of these happen to you. You can't have a perfect day every day some days are gonna be bad sike
I proposed to my girlfriend and proceeded to drop the ring down a gofher hole
*FACEPALM*
Good job. That gopher he's gonna take that ring and propose to the lady gopher the Gophers probably like finally
I'm gonna take that ring and propose to my lady friend. Can I back out is anyone behind me? No, you're good
Can I keep going? Yeah you got plenty of space?
Oh OK.
*Crashes car*
*Thinking holy shit my brand new smart car*
How did this car get on top of the Lambo if I ever bought a Lambo this would be me
This is my luck with cars some dumbass would back up onto me, or I I actually don't know what happened here
Did he just like fall from the sky onto the Lambo?
I don't know man, but I hope you have insurance
*chuckles*
Ugh, I just got this ad. "Watch this Iranian woman Gunder goes fifty operations to look like Angelin
Yeah. Wow guys you're like almost twins! Oh my lord. It's like a monster
They made a new Hungry Hippos game the graphics on those are so good
Ten out of ten IGN wait do they eat people?
*Googles "do hippos" and "do hippos eat people" comes up, so she laughs*
I'm not the only one who thought it. "Do hippos eat people?" "Do hippos bite humans?" No they're vegetarians
But they will crush you between the giant jaws???
*Gasp* They could cut crocodile in half and a single bite. It's very aggressive. Maybe it's because it's vegan it's like hey
Stupid human. Well. Why don't you go vegan?
Be like me! They aggressively forced their vegan lifestyle. Eat grass, or I eat you! Stupid human.
They're so ugly. They look like ugly dogs. Everyone told Steve selling this car for a bike was a bad idea
He's probably laughing at them in the summer, but who's laughing now? How does this even happen?
Where do you live? Is this the North Pole? Is this Alaska? My dude right here, drove his motorcycle
To work. I don't know if it snowed, or rained, or
Precipitated, but he's completely frozen! On his bike
Okay, I think it's time to get a car now. This reminds me of Reapers summer game skin. The skin I hate so very much
Let me get ....uhh...
clean up on aisle 9...
Yeah, the whole aisle.. I don't know man. Somebody just came and they knocked everything down. Just clean it up
I rather drink bleach then clean this. So you just had Taco Bell. You decide to go to the Taco Bell bathroom
You go into a stall. There's only one toilet paper, and it rolls away from you
I mean at least there's somebody there. At least two people. One person taking this pic and the other person, Washing... Oh... wait no
They're not washing their hands, no If this was a girls bathroom
It would be washing their hands
But it's a boys bathroom and boys do something else. That dude in that stall
Grasping that toilet paper for dear life like come back here. I'm not done with you yet.. Toilet paper is like no!
I just wanted to blow noses. The life of a toilet paper is kind of shitty.
*She chuckles at her on joke*
They should make a movie like the emoji movie, but with toilet paper and the toilet paper is like
No, I was meant for something else
I was meant for something greater than this. I shouldn't be wiping human sh*t
And then the toilet paper rolls out of the bathroom goes on an adventure
And then at the end of the movie it realizes. "Wait. I was the happiest...
In the bathroom stall wiping people's sh*t. Oh, oh.
No, no no no no no no! I can actually see it coming down onto her face
What did this poor woman do to deserve this? Wait! It's the middle of June?
Why is it raining? Are there dogs that actually do this? He ain't got no respect for humans!
He's like nah you m*ther f*ckers took my puppies away from me. You sold them! Before I could even see them grow up!
* just shaking her head.*
No, not like this. Not like this! My dog will pee on anything on the ground to "mark it"
This though. This is taking it too far. Gone wrong, gone sexual, gone pissy. Ah.
*She is just feeling bad*
What happened here, she was just trying to get off the bus. No ma'am
Nobody gets off this bus. It wasn't even look at one second thing she was trapped in here
Long enough for this dude to take a pic. Also, who walks out of a bus like let me walk out this neck first.
Probably walks in like this.
Your neck's gonna get caught in something if you walk like that. Okay, if you thought you were having a bad day.
*She chuckles*
I really don't think it could get worse than this. My dude right here was driving a ship
Transporting cars, and I don't know what happened to the ship
But it tipped into the ocean and all the cars went in. He's just calling his mom like this is not a good day
I'm probably gonna lose my job. I don't know what to do. I don't want to be an adult anymore. I mean in reality
Insurance is gonna have a field day with this. I'm being around. Let's just this just sucks, okay
I'm assuming someone on Craigslist is there anyone that could respray my car and this stupid human being
Spray painted the inside of the car so you planning on buying me a new car nah
Okay
First of all can we talk about the yellow you wanted this guy to spray paint your car
Yellow? That car was already ruined when you made that decision. You you deserve this for wanting a yellow car. You just chilling
Minding your own business trying to cross the street. It's a rainy day
and this happens
You know what happens when a car goes over a puddle makes a big splash don't stand next to a puddle
I don't know. What would you do if you were in this situation? Would you like get out of the car apologize or?
Just keep driving?
I wouldn't know what to do is like
I didn't do it on purpose. Sorry man. I'll buy you another tracksuit, but not adidas cuz that's expensive oh
Well, this old man's decides to go camping so you you just chill and read in a book you open your tent and you see
this
Hey, man, this is my territory this is just the friendly warning you pack your stuff and leave, and I won't repeat
I'm not a human. I'm a rock lions. Don't eat rocks
right
We're looking at before he got stop looking at me imma. Just chill here. I'm a rock all
I wanted today
Was a cheesecake
and
The only knife I had in this house
Decides to do this to me. I know it looks like she had a good night.
A couple hours ago
And now she paid for it. I'm just gonna sleep here. It's nice and cold and smells like home
What do cops do this? Okay? So this girl locked your keys inside the car
I know that because that happened to me and then I called like a locksmith and they charged me like
$150 like come out here
Get that Slim Jim thing and then poke it through the window so you can unlock it from the outside
I don't know cops do that though. Probably do it for free too. Oh
No
No, no, no, this is my worst nightmare. This is my worst nightmare anytime
I spill any kind of food or like boils over. I drop it
Just like, come on mommy has food for you come on
Come come come clean up mommy's mistakes if I spill anything they'll clean it up for me
Come on. Hi
Puppy dog. I know that feeling you don't have dinner
And you have to clean up. You walk back to your car you see this way you do your home mirror is
Now a bee's nest or wasp nest
I don't know the difference or bees are like fuzzy and cute but wasps were like ugly and pointy
What are you talking about me? Bees are so good for the environment
Same with wasps like they have a purpose too. They pollinate just as much as bees do okay?
But but anyways this your car now. I parked here for five
Minutes what they feed these birds Taco Bell y'all basically gave my car a new paint job with your shit
Wait this picture shouldn't be here isn't this how do basic making a video? What now what am I supposed to do? Useless!
For best results bake up 420 degrees for two and a half hours while you sleep on the couch
Whatever you do never ever
sleep outside with cereal in your lap this is
So bad. This is so terrible
Trust me guys. Just don't do it. Please. Our trip to the petting zoo
did not go as planned
oh my god
Over a damn peacock is made of feathers
It's basically a very fancy chicken. All they want to do is look majestic and pretty. They don't bite do they bite
I don't know. Anyways, that's all for today.
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