Top of the morning to ya laddies!
My name is Jacksepticeye and welcome back to Tube Tycoon!
BoopyDoopy's journey to 1 million subscribers
probably won't get that far, 'cause it'll probably run out of steam, eventually
and we won't even. I, I, I, don't know. We'll see how far we get!
I imagine we're gonna get a lot of subscribers a lot faster coming up in the later days.
I have five hundred and sixty dollars right now.
How many, how many career points do I have? I don't even have, got any career points.
So, the balance in of all the points and everything is a bit off 'cause I feel like I, I wanna buy upgrades.
I wanna get way more stuff! But, I can't right now.
So let's record all 3 of these.
There we go.
'cause why the hell not?
We have the slots! We have the shots! We have all the games!
Let's see how they're gonna do
It's so exciting!
Uploadin' the video and then waitin' to see what people say and then...
they hate the video and you get all sad.
[fake cry]
That does happen though.
There's a, there's times where you'll play a game
and you think it's gonna do super well, or you had a FANTASTIC time playing it
and you loved editing, or whatever
Fuck you, man!
Vojtaz!
Yes! Thank you, ChocolateMilk!
I prefer banana milk, but chocolate milk is just as good.
But, you'll have a great time recordin' and editin' it
and then you upload it and you're so excited for people to see it
and then it gets, like, a bunch of dislikes, no views, and all the comments are, like, "I hated this game."
and you're just, like, "Aw, man. Now.. I can't really upload anymore of that 'cause people didn't like it."
[chuckle]
And th-that happens every now and then
Or you'll start a series and it just does terribly
and then you're, like, "Dammit! There was, like, 7 more episodes of this to come and the first one did awful."
Those kinda things go through your head every now and then.
Anyway!
Record movie! Daily vlog!
Ummmm
Uhh.. J-Jack Attack in the Shower
[laugh]
Literally the first thing that came to my head.
Let's see what the comments are sayin'
"I love your video!"
"Epic!"
"I've been waiting for this FOREVERR. Thanks!"
Thank YOU, Jakub!
"Oppa Gangnam style."
I told you already.
"Loved the quality of the video."
"That was too funny."
"This video is so deliiicious."
Stop eating my videos!
"I love your videos, but this one suck."
[sniffle]
It are not a suck!
You are the suck!
You are the one who sucks!
Your face sucks!
There's no sense in recording this.
Well...
There WAS 'cause YouTube is my job now! Accordin' to this.
I'm makin', I've, pfft...
did I not, like, have five hundred and somethin' dollars?
A little bit ago?
HOLY!
BALLS!
What the fuck!
"Jack Attack in the Shower" got 28.7 thousand views.
Made me 315 dollars!
Holy shit nuggets!
Aww, I cant do this. Well you want to use our service once more?
Not so fast!