I'm so hungry.
We've only eaten maggoty bread for like the last three days.
Where can we get some meat?
It's hard to find ethically sourced food in these parts.
If only there was some kind of animal that could talk and consent to being eaten alive.
Wait a second. Dargle-bark...
Aren't you animals?
Oh yes! Dargle-bark can turn into all kinds of creatures.
From long neck leaf-eaters to stripy clippity-cloppities.
Could you turn it to say... I dunno, a chicken?
Oh, feathery cluckers? Yes!
I know all about cleathery fu-- Cluckers...
And if you were to say lose a leg or an arm or a both...
It wouldn't be like a big deal or anything, right?
In theory Dargle-bark could regenerate using magic.
Wait... Why do you ask?
Dargle-bark is not for eating!
But I'm so hungry and you don't want me to starve do you?
Do what you must.
Looks like meat's back on the menu!
*Cooking intensifies*
Fireball!!!
Yum.
I hope you enjoyed that but if you're finished...
I would quite like to regenerate now.
Well I mean that was delicious but like... I'm not satisfied.
You know what I could really go for though?
Some pork!
Like the roly-poly oinkers?
Yeah I mean you wouldn't want your best friend, Nixie, to starve... Would you?
No. Dargle-bark would never want *you* to be uncomfortable...
*Cooking intensifies*
Fireball!!!
Dargle-bark is very pleased that you enjoyed that.
But now that you must definitely be full...
Oh, uh-- Mmm, yeah...
You know what would be really good to wash this down with?
Got milk?
The black and white moo-moos...
[Milking intensifies]
I am so stuffed.
Morning!
Smells amazing! What's for breakfast?
Ah, try this!
Aww, it's delicious!
Thank you!
Dargle-bark made it all by themselves from an undisclosed hole in my body.
It's a 100% locally sourced ethical vegan product!
Wash it out, wash it out, wash it out!
Just like mother used to make...
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Oh my god!
Aw, she's so cute! Aw...
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Take me home today! Or else...
You know, Dargle-bark...
If people don't Like and Subscribe to our Patreon I'm gonna starve.
And when I get hungry that means I'm gonna have to take another limb.
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