- Welcome back to the 2022 Dad Olympics.
First event of the day is Men's Grilling Freestyle.
- [Don] Rick Cheddarhouse makes his way onto the patio.
He'll be preparing four beef patties.
Let's watch him work.
- [Kurt] The routine that these athletes put together
are a representation of how the meat should taste.
- [Don] All right, he settles in,
(gentle music) and we're off.
This is an amazing song choice.
This is classic Cheddarhouse.
- [Kurt] He really moves like a much younger man.
- [Don] I'll tell you what, Rick has one of the best sizzles
in this field of competitors.
- [Kurt] Here comes his first tong toss.
- Wow! - Perfect catch!
- Wow, wow! - Wow!
Flawless catch on the tong toss.
- [Don] That's why they call him the Cheddar Man.
- [Kurt] Now, watch as he he spins the tongs
around the spatula.
- [Don] Now, this is a Cheddarhouse original.
No one else is doing this move out here.
- Wow! - Wow!
- Perfect execution. - Cheddarhouse hits his knees.
Turn that volume up 'cause I think
we're about to see a song change.
(rock music)
(announcers laughing)
- [Kurt] Oh, Rick Cheddarhouse, classic.
- [Don] He is doing the air guitar.
The crowd is going wild, Chad.
- [Kurt] Yes, this is what this sport is all about.
He's taking it back to basics.
- [Don] Those are good looking patties, Scott,
and he puts the first one on the grill.
- [Kurt] So smooth, so elegant.
- [Don] All burgers are on the grill, and directly,
he goes to seasoning the patties.
- [Kurt] Now, those patties are gonna take
12 minutes to cook, so let's now check in
with men's cross-country Starbucks run.
- [Don] On the course right now is a veteran in this event,
the Dutchman, Van Vanvandersma.
- [Kurt] Each of these competitors has one goal
and one goal only: get their wife their Starbucks order
as quickly as possible.
- [Don] Now, if you look closely here, Casey,
you can see him repeating his wife's Starbucks order
over and over to himself as he
makes his way down the course.
- Grande vanilla chai latte, two pumps cinnamon dolce.
- [Kurt] All right, he's approaching
the first chatty neighbor.
He needs to shoot them down quick
without getting distracted.
- Nice! - Wow!
- [Don] Clean shot right into the teeth!
- [Kurt] No conversation about weather today,
and he is on his way.
- [Don] It looks like he's going off course here, Jonathan.
- [Kurt] He's making his way across a lake
in an effort to save time.
- [Don] And he plows directly through a flock of birds
that were in his way.
- [Kurt] Those birds look cold.
- [Don] And now to our next event, the one-trip challenge.
- [Kurt] All right, Bruce Butters stretching out
for his first attempt at 43 bags
which would be a personal best.
(Bruce screams) Watch as he laces
each and every bag onto his fingers,
looking for that perfect weight displacement.
This is a move he's known for,
the four-finger hook on the soda cases,
and here comes the lift.
43 bags, can he do it?
- [Both] Yes!
- [Kurt] Bruce Butters has the lift, and he is on the move.
- [Don] This is a record right here, people.
We are witnessing history.
- [Kurt] The finger strength
in these athletes is remarkable.
His knuckles are as white as snow.
- [Don] Uh oh Frank,
it looks like the door was not propped open.
He's gonna have to deal with this.
- [Kurt] Oh, the face technique on the screen door,
and he's through.
Now, if he can just maneuver through the kids' toys,
he'll be home free.
- [Don] Oh, the kid came outta nowhere!
- [Kurt] Oh no, that is gonna hurt!
- [Don] Kid hit him right in the crotch.
- [Kurt] Butters has been bag-tagged hard.
Can he push through?
- [Don] He's standing back up.
Can he bring this home? - To the kitchen counter?
- All right! - Oh wow!
(commentators clapping) - [Kurt] Wow,
what a fantastic finish for Bruce Butters.
- Way to go, Bruce! - All right,
checking back in the men's cross-country Starbucks run.
Our veteran Van Vanvandersma has just picked up
his wife's drink, and he is on his way.
- [Don] He has hit almost every single red light possible.
It's important for him to keep his body moving here.
- [Kurt] He's keeping his body warm
just like his wife's drink.
Now, let's just hope her order wasn't supposed to be iced.
- [Don] As Van makes his way down course,
let's check in with alpine grocery carting doubles.
- [Kurt] Here's the Canadian team, Dirk and Kirk Croissant.
Okay, now the trick here is to get only
what is on mom's approved list.
- [Don] That's right, Frank. You have to stay on-list.
- [Kurt] The Canadian team makes their way
through the first two turns with ease.
- [Don] You love to see it. (Kirk screams)
- [Kurt] Uh oh, team Canadian has taken a wrong turn,
and now they are in the sugary cereal aisle.
- [Don] This could be devastating.
- [Kurt] Kirk wants that sugary cereal,
but it is not on-list.
- [Don] Dirk is doing everything he can
to get Kirk back in this cart,
and let's see how he handles this.
- [Kurt] Nope, Kirk has taken off.
At this point, this team knows they have lost,
and Kirk is not handling it well.
Dirk is now looking for Kirk.
He can't find his own teammate.
- [Don] That's a tough loss for the Croissants.
Back into men's freestyle grilling.
- [Kurt] This entire audience is on their feet
watching this performance.
I feel like this is one of those clips we're gonna be seeing
played on ESPN for years to come.
- [Don] And here comes the big finish.
- [Both] Wow!
- [Kurt] Yes, oh, and the ketchup bottle.
- [Don] classic Cheddar Dog.
- [Kurt] The judges were dancing.
This whole place is shaking as Cheddarhouse
brings down the house.
(rock music) (infant babbling)
- Grande vanilla chai latte, two pumps cinnamon dolce.
Grande vanilla chai latte, two pumps cinnamon dolce.
Grande vanilla chai latte, two pumps cinnamon dolce!