Oh, my kid's going to be gay because you're gay.
No, that's not true.
But I'm going to have glitter, because you have glitter.
[LAUGHS]
@christiebeans--
Chris--
Kristen--
Christy baked beats
@christiebents
Christa bents, beats.
Recently divorced after 20 years.
How can I meet someone not online dating?
Oh.
What's wrong with online dating?
I don't know.
I guess they've tried it.
Divorced after 20 years.
That's tough.
I'm so sorry, but I'm glad you're--
I say congrats.
Yeah, I'm glad you're in a better place, hopefully.
It's the right thing to do--
To get divorced--
Because you're not happy.
Exactly.
But how do we get her happy without online dating?
You could join a club.
Go hang out at a pickleball court.
That's always fun.
You can start playing pickleball.
Mhm.
Meet somebody.
That's what you should do.
Yeah.
Gabriella Rose 99, when you feel down,
how do you cheer yourself up?
Drugs.
Oh.
No?
No!
Oh.
What kind of drugs?
I don't know.
It just sounded fun.
OK.
Yeah, shrooms.
Shrooms.
Yeah, microdose.
Shrooms, says to sober people.
You know what?
When I'm down, I actually--
I work out.
I feel better when I work out.
I find, even if I don't want to, just move your body.
Play pickleball.
You can--
I ride a horse.
She rides a horse, but if you don't have a horse,
just get something and ride it.
You know what I mean?
That's good advice.
Yeah, that'll make you feel better.
Just ride anything.
Anything that you see that you can climb onto, ride it.
Ride it.
College--
College is getting--
--hard right now.
Right.
Any advice for a stressed college student?
Well, I'll do what I did.
Drop out, and become a big celebrity.
[LAUGHS]
That's what I did.
I did that, too.
Well, I dropped out, at least.
I dropped out and did a movie instead.
Yeah, but you made it pretty far.
How far did you make it in law school?
One year.
OK.
But I finished the year.
Yeah.
Yeah, I made it a half a semester.
One good year of law school.
Plummy B, how soon should Christmas decorations
be put up?
Never ever.
Christmas morning.
Well, Christmas Eve, maybe.
And then taken down Christmas night.
Yeah.
I'm OK with Christmas decorations
that don't include glitter.
For whatever reason, everybody-- you go into a store.
Every store has glitter.
Everybody's got glitter on them.
They pass the glitter on to you.
There should be a Bill against glitter.
There should.
Yeah.
I mean, it's horrible.
It's not-- I don't want the glitter.
It's your choice, and now I have glitter on me
because you chose it.
You talk about, people that have a problem with gays.
Like, what about glitter, you know?
Oh, my kid's going to be gay because you're gay.
No, that's not true, but I'm going
to have glitter, because you have glitter.
[LAUGHS]
All right.
Yep.
I'm sorry, it just gets me worked up.
Clearly.
OK.
7 Lindsay 7.
7.
7 Lindsay 7.
7.
What tattoo do you recommend that I get in 2024,
and why a chicken?
Well, I didn't recommend a chicken,
but now that you mention it, yeah, get a chicken for 2024.
Do that.
Are you asking why I have a chicken?
Why I have chickens?
Come on up, Augie.
I think so.
Come on up.
Chickens, they're very calming, very, very lovely,
calming animals.
And what kind of tattoo should she get?
You have a tattoo.
I do have a tattoo.
Something very significant and important to you.
Yeah.
So we don't know what that--
We don't know what that is.
Not a chicken, probably.
No, because you're asking why a chicken, so don't do that
Oh, I'd get a 7 get a 7.
Yeah, because you have 7 in your name.
That's a good tattoo, 7.
I have imposter syndrome in my job.
How can I feel better?
That's so weird, I was just thinking
about imposter syndrome.
Were you?
Yes!
Well, I don't know.
Did people tell you you're doing a good job in your job?
You know, maybe, if they're not telling you that, maybe it's
not imposter syndrome.
Maybe you're just not good.
You know?
This is quite serious, actually.
And--
I'm taking it seriously.
Yeah.
Imposter syndrome, yeah, here's the thing, it'll get better.
I don't know.
I don't give advice.
Have I ever had imposter syndrome?
Have you?
No, no.
I feel like I do--
Is that because the name of the show is Ellen and you're Ellen?
Yeah.
I feel like--
It's probably me.
Right.
If the name of the show was Cindy and I'm Ellen
and I'm on it, I'd be like, what am I doing here?
You know?
But, no.
I only choose things to do that I think I'm good at,
you know what I mean?
If I'm not good at something, I'm not going to do it.
So then, I would-- hey, come here.
I didn't want to ignore you.
Kid, come here.
Come here.
But aren't you supposed to--
What's happening with your face?
Stretch yourself or do uncomfortable things and things
you don't think you can do?
I do those things, but I don't show other people.
I like doing that, and I think that we're very helpful.
Oh, for sure.
So, if you have any other questions about anything,
please send them in, and we would
be happy to answer them in an inadequate way.
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