Some Swellview couples go great together.
I'll be your thing if you'll be my thing.
Others not so much.
- What? What? Are you scared? - No.
'Cause if you're scared, you can hug me.
I'm not scared.
Here are the most toxic relationships
in the Dangerverse.
Hold up.
Why don't we let our new friends spray the Herbert?
- OK. - OK, yeah.
[chattering]
Give me some cans.
[cheering]
- Kid Danger? - What's up?
What happened to your outfit?
None of your biz, Herbert.
Ooh!
What are you doing?
You're supposed to fight for what's good and right.
Things change.
Now I spray paint Herberts with big feet.
[cheering]
No, no, no! Don't paint me! No!
It's so cold!
[screaming]
Not my pants! Not my pants!
You are just as beautiful as the first day I saw you.
- That was today. - Mika.
- Don't be jealous. - I'm not jealous.
Well, you're tracking the relationship pretty closely.
I am trying to save his life,
You're trying to save my wife?
[groaning]
What's happening?
[cracking] Bose...
Was that your back?
Mmm. It's broken.
He's getting older by the second.
Time to spread some false information on Fakebook.
[groaning]
Gross! Ew, gross! Ew, gross!
[groaning]
I swear to God, if I catch one year from you.
You can catch a old from someone.
Yeah, then how'd he get like that?
Can you just take him to a Jimmy Buffett concert or something?
Sure. Come on, Pop Pop!
And post!
I mean, where does it end?
They're going to cancel baseball and apple pie.
Let's go, Bose.
No!
I was at the gym.
Yeah, it's legs, back,
arms, chest, fist, feet and neck day.
Hey, that was weird.
Uh, why are we using our mouths to talk
when we could be using those same mouths to eat
the diez leches ice cream cake?
- I like where your head's at. - Let's do it. Let's do it.
- Alright, OK. - OK.
It's happening. Here it comes.
♪ Happy birthday to... ♪
Emergency call! We gotta go.
You told me you were an Olympic gymnast.
Yeah, I lied.
Oh...
Lying too, huh? Whatever, Heather,
You wanna walk around this museum? Fine.
You want to look at some stools and/or jewels?
Go for it.
But don't even think about trying
to steal the Neil Diamond.
I won't.
- Good. - Good.
I'm just gonna do it.
- Fine. - Whatever.
- Wait. - What?
I am going to steal the Neil Diamond
before the museum closes tonight,
and there is not one thing either of you can do to stop me.
I really wanted her to be a gymnast.
Kelp, Kale! Fetch me my Brainstorm.
[grunting]
Giuseppe, music.
[playing accordion]
[clearing throat]
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to make it official.
Schwoz, we're married now.
Prove that you love me and eliminate your friends.
Don't do it, Schwoz.
- Do it, Schwoz. - Don't.
Pick up the sword, Schwoz.
No, no, no, no, no, no!
Oh my God! It's a platinum thrill chip!
- No-- Wait, what? - Wait, what?
Look, by my hand!
It's the platinum chip from the contest.
Oh, great, but...
We're going to Thrittland!
Not if Schwoz eliminates us.
Right, right.
Do it, Schwoz.
They don't care about you like I do.
I was hoping we could be friends.
Now I'm sorry that I made you these muffins.
Mu--muffins?
Wow, yeah, that's really good.
That's a good muffin.
Captain Man?
Yeah?
May I kiss you?
Uh... uh...
Now, Captain Man, is there something you want to tell me?
Yeah, hi.
I love you.
That's right, and you always will.
Uh, you remember why we're here, right?
I'm here to flirt with Bose's mom.
Little idea what you're doing.
Getting the radioactive cat.
- Just don't blow it for me. - Oh my God.
- Can I help you? - Hey, you got a towel?
I'm all sweaty from my job saving animals and
working with my calloused hands.
Um, I think I have a towel.
We're actually looking for a cat.
It looks like this. It's got rabies and it's poisonous.
- Haven't seen it. - You're holding it.
- You're fired. - What?
My husband is the Vice-Mayor. He's out of town.
Oh, is he?
But I'm calling him right now and he'll have you fired
if he finds out you're trying to take my cat away from me.
Well, we're going to need that cat, lady.
What?
Vicey, dear. There's two city workers here,
and they're trying to take away my cat.
- I need you to fire them. - Are they listening?
- Yes. - You're fired.
Sir, how long are you going to be out of town for exactly?
See how she was flirting with me?
Not even a little bit.
Ah, she probably can't date a city employee.
That's why she had me fired.
[chucking]
Let the games begin.
- We're stuck in here! - Somebody!
- Help us! - We need help!
- Help us! - Help!
- Please! - Help us!
Shut up!
Noel, why would you do this to me?
Because I want money and because I don't care about you.
I appreciate your honesty.
Now prepare to have your teeth removed.
[laughing]
Yeah, feel her face.
[laughing]
Pull his lips up.
[laughing]
♪ What smiles are made, dear ♪
♪ For people like us ♪
♪ In the winter ♪
No!
♪ In the summer ♪
What? No!
♪ Don't need our fun ♪
♪ Time's are bummin' ♪
♪ Gettin' bummer ♪
Take it away, guys.
♪ Still we have fun! ♪
Nice pipes, baby!
♪ There's nothing truer ♪
♪ The rich get rich And the poor get poorer♪
♪ In the meantime ♪
♪ In the daytime ♪
♪ Ain't we got fun ♪
That was nice.
[music playing]
[cheering]
[music playing]
Oh!
[cheering]
[chuckling] Thanks! Thank you!
How you doing, Bianca?
OK, thanks.
Alright, guys, this way!
[music playing]
Sup, baby?
I know you're not talking to me.
Nope.
I'm talking to this sweet thing right here.
Hey, she's not a thing.
- She kind of is. - Shh!
Want to dance?
You came here with Bianca.
It's not polite to dance with another girl.
Well, it's not polite for me to dance on your face, either.
Well, lucky for you, my face isn't the floor.
I'll be on the dance floor.
Whenever you're ready.
OK, that guy is just evil.
Yeah, he is pretty evil.
Evil?
Evil.
I like to meet my villains the old fashioned way.
[groaning]
What a fight!
That was amazing.
- Congrats. - Toddler?
Hey, easy, Junior.
I'm off the clock.
[sighing] Well...
I guess I should get going anyways.
Yeah, I gotta swing by Swellview Airport
and not sky jack, a cargo plane full of blankies.
Sure would be a shame if someone tried to stop me.
Well, see you around.
Thanks for the drink, Todd.
Toddler.
What are you doing?
- What? - Go after him.
- Why? - What do you mean, why?
He clearly wants you to chase him.
You... you really think so?
I know so. Now you need to get
to that airport and stop him before he gets on that plane.
Maybe he's just being nice.
He left his plans on the bar.
Now, do you want to spend the rest of your life
wondering what would happen if you'd stopped that plane,
or do you want to stop that plane?
I want to stop that plane.
Then get off your sad butt and chase that Toddler.
You sure you gonna be OK without me?
[groaning]
You ready for round two?
I'm gonna be just fine.
[screaming]
Thank you!