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today two experts of destruction and
masters of terrain will fight to the
bitter end
white bomber the bomber man and thaisa
Jota aka Dig Dug he's Wiz and I'm
boomstick and it's our job to analyze
their weapons armor and skills to find
out who would win a death battle
Bomberman is a psychopathic cyborg slave
forced to duel other slaves to the death
in dimly lit maze-like arenas for the
entertainment of alien terror
no not that farm Ram boomstick White's
bomber the Bomberman an alien robot
warrior from the Planet bomber who
belongs to an intergalactic police force
protecting the galaxy oh well his mad
that it's saving those planets is
blowing the [ __ ] out of himself he's
alright with me right
Bomberman cares little for the
environment he is supposedly protecting
making him in unpredictable opponents
bombers answer to every problem is
explosion got a locked door blow it up
behind on taxes blow them up have an
Aggie wife blow her ass up to his
arsenal consists of bombs bombs and more
bombs which usually take about two or
three seconds to detonate
and while the explosions start off small
they can be upgraded to destroy an
entire acre all at once plus he can
charge a bomb up to over four times its
size for maximum destruction while
blasting his way through planet after
planet Bomberman finds numerous
power-ups buried beneath the earth bomb
up give some extra bombs accelerator
increases his running speed armor gives
them temporary immunity the explosion
expander gives his bombs a power boost
and bomb kick and power glove let him
pick and throw bombs at his own leisure
and when he picks up super bomb you know
he means business
I'm talking t2 Judgment Day business
Bomberman can also hatch and tame wild
ruies kangaroo light creatures which
give white bomber a distinct advantage
in battle each Rui has a different
ability though generally they're very
fast have incredibly good jumping skills
can step over bombs and sacrifice
themselves for Bomberman if need be kind
of like Yoshi's which brings up bomb
Ren's weakness his own weapons if why
Palmer's careless he can easily get
caught in his own explosion or trap
himself between the wall and his dropped
bombs yeah Bomberman is pretty good at
blowing [ __ ] up but he's not so hot when
it comes to defusing his own explosives
but he survives through a crap ton of
games leaving behind many smoldering
piles of rubble that used to be planets
pounds and Families Dig Dug is an expert
excavator and executioner he
consistently traverses the underground
to slay dragons his real name is Taizo
hoary
which literally means I want to dig he
is also the father of the more recent
phenomenon mr. driller dig dug and two
loves in life diggin and killing his
main weapon is one of the most cruel and
deadly weapons I've ever seen it's
pretty much a cross between a bike pump
and a harpoon an odd weapon which I
would normally question the efficiency
of but when he stabs you with it you're
gonna wish you died any other way than
what mr. Dig Dug has planned for you the
average human body can only take around
15 pounds per square inch of air
pressure before death is assured
every time Dig Dug pumps over 10 psi is
injected into his victim quickly
immobilizing them two or three pumps
later Dig Doakes target combusts that is
one horrible way to die imagine after
being impaled you're then slowly filled
with air until you explode oh man this
guy's sick Dig Dug also has a jackhammer
which he uses to burrow through the
earth at an unimaginable speed he has
total control over his terrain and can
maneuver through the ground just as
easily as walking through an empty field
climbing and crawling without slowing
down that jackhammer can even force
entire islands to split apart but the
strangest thing is the sound it makes
you think a jackhammer would sound like
this actually boomstick that sound seems
to occur every time he takes a step not
just when he's drilling so what it's his
beat man that would get really annoying
no wonder this guy's a psycho Dig Dug
possesses great physical endurance
climbing and digging tirelessly for
unprecedented amounts of time and yet he
is easily defeated when tackled by a
tomato with eyes what yes dig dug
battles both ferocious dragons and
living Tomatoes who in the hell thought
walking tomatoes with goggles were on
par with fire-breathing ghosts dragon
alright the combatants are set let's end
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explosion Dig Dug is a difficult
opponent for anyone to beat not for
brute strength but maneuverability Dig
Dug had complete control over the
terrain right off the bat while
Bomberman was forced to rely on his
power ups for success digging the fight
into the ground gave Dig Dug a huge
advantage even after it looked like
Bomberman took a lead Dig Dug proved he
could control his opponent just as much
as he can control his environment
Bomberman sure went out with a bang the
winner is Dig Dug next time on death
battle I am shadow the ultimate life
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