So...
Warriors...
We are gathered here on the eve of battle
to protect...
the Soul Core
I pledge my sword and my shield
to defend it above all else
Tell me
What skills do you have that I may rely on you
when darkness falls upon us?
I am a maiden of the Order of the Holy Light
With the strength of the heaven above
I pledge to heal your wounds
when all hope seems lost
Impressive
What of you mage?
I am a fire mage of the Watchguard
but do not be fooled by my humble exterior
for I control the essence of flame
I bring fire and brimstone to all that I see
I prefer a colder touch
My power comes from the frozen north
I command ice and snow
Impressive
NYAH HA HA HA HA
hahaha
and who praytell are you?
I'm an elite guard of the elves
able to hit any target within my sight...
Your sight?
So-
why do you have a blindfold on?
I see in other ways
If you have been blinded
I can heal your eyes
I do not need your aid
You may use your HUMAN eyes but I see in other ways
No, I totally get that
Sorry are you actually blind though?
No, I'm not blind
So why do you use a blindfold then?
Like I say, I see in other ways
I ju-
I just feel like it would be better
NOT to have a blindfold on
just in case, you know?
*scoff laugh*
Spoken like a HUMAN
with human eyes...
I NEVER MISS
Okay then, prove it!
Prove what?
Hit that barrel over there!
Where?
Over there!
Yeah, but like...
SAY it
Where-
Where specifically?
The barrel that I'm pointing at
In front of me?
On your right!
HAH
Easy
You missed
I never miss
You completely missed
That was a test shot
Okay then!
Um
Hit that tree over there!
Where?
The one that I'm pointing at!
But like which one specifically?
The tree that's closest to you!!
Where I'm pointing!!
It's in front of you
HUAH
Easy
You missed again
I NEVER MISS
I heard it hit
That was just the sound of it
hitting the ground
ENOUGH OF THIS CHARADE
I NEVER MISS
I don't have time to explain why
I see without seeing
My sight comes from another realm
The tide of darkness approaches
Now is the hour to show your worth
Stay behind me!
Enough talk!
Let me show you what REAL power looks like...
What's he doing?
That is the worst possible strategy
Feel the power of the Elder Sight
I NEVER miss
FEEL MY WRATH
He's missing every shot
Bullseye
Betcha didn't see that coming...
I NEVER MISS!!!
Well I guess um...
We should...
We should go and save him?
I NEVER miss
Fine...
um
CHARGE!!
You know we make a pretty good team
Agreed
Shall I heal our fallen ally?
I didn't need your help
Oh for...
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There
Nope
There
*nope*
Hmmph
I never miss...