I was looking around just browsing on Instagram, the source of all good internet content.
All of it's on Instagram.
Best site.
Right, so, I came across this page called "blossom",
basically a DIY/life hack kind of page.
Now, DIY and life hack videos: nothing wrong with them.
They can be very good, very helpful, a little bit of fun, right?
But problems arise when you have to have a new, like set of ideas, every day for different life hacks...
You begin to run out.
Kinda like me.
Okay, I'm sorry, but whose armpits
cause that kind of stain? Like what are you just drinking coke and just sweating out pure toxin?
Right, okay, that's pretty bad. But then I found this: "From fashion to functional, turn your IKEA bag into stylish pieces!"
Let's see what they got.
Okay, right, so they've gone through this entire process of measuring cutting sewing all that just to walk around with
an IKEA branded bag.
Just-just what's the purpose, though? They call it stylish. I-I don't think they know what that word means.
Oh, but there's more to this one. Let's have a look at what they can - devise.
Just - why? Like you're wearing your Thrasher shirt there and then
custom-made IKEA hat. Like, if you see someone wearing an IKEA bag on their head, you're not thinking
"Well, that's pretty cool. That's pretty distinct." No, you're thinking "Who is this wanker??" But even that is not the end of our "IKEA adventure".
They uploaded another one called "DIY IKEA fashion 🌟🔷". Yeah, again, the word fashion just doesn't sit right with me.
Come on this is just a piss-take, like the handles are on still.
Why'd you not take the handles off? Mhm, yep, Supreme on the top; Yeezys at the bottom; IKEA in the middle.
And they also make this pouch out of it, like it's not comfortable, is it? Like that jacket, It won't fit you well
It'll be awkward. It'll be uncomfortable.
Nor does it look good, right? Let's be honest: It doesn't. And is it prestigious, Is it a well-known brand?
Well, it's a well-known brand but - it's IKEA. It's-it's the bags that you get from IKEA- you're wearing a bag.
You're wearing a- ap
You're wearing a bag! Oh hey, I heard there's a there was a fashion show going on?
No? I get the wrong spot- ah, okay. Okay, there's now footage of me wearing a bag on-on the internet.
Awesome. Okay, right, so this one's pretty useful. It's an easy way to peel a tomato
Again, some of them are pretty good. Some of them are pretty you know: e p i c
See, it's a bit of a 50/50, like it's either gonna be moderately helpful, or helpful
or just like "How and why did someone think of this?" kind of thing.
It's a bit of a coin flip. "Save the world 🌎, time ⏰, and closet space. Try these six folding hacks!"
Okay, right. They're pretty useful hacks, so I'll give you that like time and closet space. Yeah, it saves a lot of that, I'm guessing.
but save the world.. I'm..
not sure I'm on the same wavelength as you. Like is this saying that folding my clothes a different way is gonna save our entire
ecosystem, it's gonna save us from Kim Jong-un's nuclear war.
Okay.
Okay, so here we have some coca-cola hacks the first one being a cake
consisting of coke and some other stuff which, I mean, it doesn't seem like it'd be the worst,
it just seems like it'd be..
worse than a normal cake in about every way. And this next one seems alright it, like, uses the coke's acidity. Fair enough.
But this third one, it's saying "If there are bugs on your plants just spray the plants with coke and there'll be no bugs."
I'm pretty sure there's a certain type of insect that
Quite likes sugar. Am I wrong? Right, and here we've got "Creative DIY dispensers to simplify your life!" Okay. Sure,
Let's see how simple they can make it. Right, so we have this , like, PhD level engineering
Undertaking with a pringle box, a jar, a straw;
toothbrush. All this for a thing that dispenses your mouthwash into a cup.
Hitting my head against the wall would be a more productive use of the time it took to make this.
And just a side note, who uses that much mouthwash?
Who has - who are you? Are you human?
You're not human.
Anyway, that's gonna be it for this video. It's a bit of a different one but bit-bit of a shorter one.
I spent a decent while debating whether or not to make
a Logan Paul video on the whole situation and ended up deciding against it,
which is why this video was a bit shorter. I made this decision for two reasons. The first one, the less important one being
It's a bit more serious than most my videos and I feel it wouldn't be that fitting or that entertaining and secondly and more importantly,
When it comes to issues of mental health, I am
pitifully unequipped. I-I have no idea what I'm talking about.
I've never really had it badly myself
so I don't think I'm in the position to be the moral high ground and
I don't know. It just doesn't feel right. True, Geordie made a video on his channel, a very close to his heart
topic and it was
sincere and that's level of sincerity that
wouldn't be there for me
so I wouldn't feel right making it. If you haven't already seen this video and would like to, I do recommend it.
It'll be in the description. Okay, so there we go, even though it would probably get decent views. I'm-I'm not gonna do it
I hope you did enjoy. This video is a bit different to normal.
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