>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY!
WELCOME BACK!
YOU KNOW MY NEXT GUEST FROM "WORKAHOLICS," AND "PITCH
PERFECT."
PLEASE WELCOME ADAM DEVINE!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING )
NICELY DONE.
YOU'VE GOT TO GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT.
>> YEAH, THEY WANT THAT.
WAS IT TOO SUBTLE?
>> Stephen: NO.
THAT WAS THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF EXCITEMENT?
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: YEAH, IT WAS BOTH
DESPERATE AND FLEXIBLE AT THE SAME TIME.
>> THAT'S MY WHOLE CAREER.
PLEASE LOVE ME!
PLEASE!
>> Stephen: THESE PEOPLE FIRST GOT TO KNOW YOU IN "WORKAHOLICS"
OVER THAT COMEDY CENTRAL.
WE USED TO BE CO-WORKERS AT COMEDY CENTRAL.
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: THEY KEPT US ON SEPARATE COASTS.
HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU GOT THAT GIG?
>> I WAS A YOUNG BOY AT 25.
( LAUGHTER ) THAT'S NOT FUNNY.
I WAS YOUNG.
>> Stephen: BECAUSE YOU CREATED THAT SHOW, RIGHT?
>> YEAH, IT WAS WEIRD.
I'VE NEVER BEEN THE BOSS OF ANYTHING.
THEY WOULDN'T ALLOW ME TO BE, LIKE, A CASH REGISTER -- THEY
WOULDN'T ALLOW ME TO WORK THE CASH REGISTER.
>> Stephen: BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T TRUST YOU.
>> RIGHT.
AND AT 25 THEY'RE, LIKE, YOU'VE GOT IT.
RUN THE SHOW.
>> Stephen: DID YOU KNOW HOW?
NO, I WOULD READ BOOKS ON IT.
I WOULD COME IN AND GO, YOU GOT THIS, GUYS.
WE HAVE A PROBLEM, BY THE END OF IT, FIGURE IT OUT.
>> Stephen: WOW.
TART WITH DRINKING ON THE ROOF.
I THINK WE'LL GET THERE.
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: EVERY COMEDIAN
USUALLY HAS SOMETHING IN THEIR PAST THAT SORT OF IS THE TURNING
POINT FOR THEM AND THIS IS WHY THEY BECOME A COMEDIAN.
>> MM-HMM.
>> Stephen: I UNDERSTAND YOU HAD SOMETHING FAIRLY TERRIBLE
BUT SURVIVABLE THAT HAPPENED WHEN YOU WERE A CHILD.
>> YEAH, I WAS HIT BY A CEMENT TRUCK.
>> Stephen: WOW. I WANT TO REMIND EVERYBODY THAT HE
SURVIVED.
>> I DID SURVIVE.
>> Stephen: HOW DID THIS HAPPEN AND HOW OLD WERE YOU?
>> I WAS 11 YEARS OLD AND FULLY MANGLED.
>> Stephen: HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?
>> MY FRIEND WAS ACROSS THE STREET AND HE YELLS "COME ON"
AND HE WAS TRYING TO MURDER ME.
( LAUGHTER ) YEAH, HE TOOK AN INSURANCE
POLICY OUT ON ME AT 11.
HE'S VERY CRAFTY.
HE SAYS COME ON AND I TOOK IT AS COAST IS CLEAR.
SO I JUST WALKED OUT AND -- >> Stephen: HOW LONG WERE YOU
IN THE HOSPITAL?
>> ALMOST A MONTH AND A HALF.
I COULDN'T WALK FOR TWO YEARS.
>> Stephen: NOT WALK AT ALL?
IN A WHEELCHAIR.
I WOULD GET UP TO, LIKE, CRUTCHES AND I WOULD NEED
ANOTHER SURGERY AND BACK IN THE WHEELCHAIR.
TO PASS TIME I WOULD, LIKE, DO VOICES AND CHARACTERS, AND I
WOULD CALL INTO TO RADIO STATION ALL THE TIME.
THAT WAS MY FIRST BIT INTO COMEDY.
I WOULD CALL INTO THE RADIO STATION AND DO DIFFERENT
CHARACTERS WHEN I WAS 1, 13.
>> Stephen: LIKE WHO?
CHRIS FARLEY.
HE WAS, LIKE, YEAH.
SO IT WOULD JUST BE HIM ASKING TO HEAR A LONG.
IT WOULD BE LIKE, YOU KNOW WHAT I NEED TO HEAR?!
A LITTLE MARGIE'S PLAYGROUND, SEX AND CANDY!
MY TWO FAVORITE THINGS, SEX -- AND CANDY!
I WAS BETTER BEFORE ANY VOICE -- BEFORE MY TESTICLES DROPPED.
>> Stephen: WEREN'T WE ALL?
( LAUGHTER ) YOU GREW UP IN OMAHA, RIGHT?
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: TELL ME ABOUT THESE OMAHA STEAKS.
>> THEY'RE GOOD.
I USED TO SELL THEM OVER THE PHONE.
>> Stephen: DO YOU COLD CALL PEOPLE?
>> WELL, YEAH, THERE'S A LIST, BUT STEAKS ARE ACTUALLY FAIRLY
EASY TO SELL BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST, LIKE, HEY, YOU KNOW
STEAKS?
THEY'RE DELICIOUS, RIGHT?
YEAH.
ALL RIGHT.
WHERE'S YOUR CREDIT CARD?
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: WAS THERE A BETTER
TIME OF A YEAR?
>> LUNCHTIME IS THE BEST TIME.
>> Stephen: EVERYBODY IS HUNGRY.
>> AT 11:30 THEY'RE BUYING.
I'M GOING TO TAKE THIS.
>> Stephen: SURE.
I WOULD TAKE A PIECE OF PAPER AND THIS IS MY TELEMARKETING
TECHNIQUE AND I WOULD GO, WHAT'S THAT?
HANG ON FOR A SECOND.
OH, NO, WE CAN'T SELL THEM FOR THAT CHEAP.
( LAUGHTER ) AND THEN I'D GO, WELL, BELIEVE
IT OR NOT, THIS JUST CAME IN FROM UPSTAIRS.
IT'S A SINGLE FLOOR BUILDING.
WE'RE, LIKE, WELL, WE'RE BASICALLY GIVING AWAY THE
FILETS.
>> Stephen: JUST FOR TALKING ABOUT THIS WE SHOULD PROBABLY
GET STEAKS.
>> AFTER THIS, LET'S GO OUT FOR SOME.
>> Stephen: THE NEW SHOW IS A MOVIE?
>> A MOVIE.
IT'S A BIG ACT CALLED "GAME OVER, MAN."
IT'S WE'RE HOTEL MAIDS.
>> Stephen: YOU'RE HOTEL MAIDS.
>> YEAH.
LET ME PITCH IT, STEVE.
>> Stephen: YES.
( LAUGHTER ) >> IT GETS TAKEN OVER BY
TERRORISTS, THE HOTEL.
>> Stephen: OKAY.
DO WE SAVE THE DAY?
YEAH, WE DO.
( APPLAUSE ) COMES OUT NEXT FRIDAY ON
NETFLIX.
>> Stephen: AND HOW DO YOU SAVE THE DAY?
DOES THIS GET VIOLENT?
>> IT GETS VERY WILD AND VIOLENT.
IT'S A VERY R-RATED MOVIE.
MY PARENTS -- I'M NUDE IN IT.
IT'S GOING TO BE A LOT.
>> Stephen: I GOT TO GET FIT NUDE OR HA, HA, LOOK AT ME NUDE?
>> LOOK AT MY MALE ANATOMY NUDE.
THREE MINUTES, FIGHTING A MAN, JUST LIKE --
( LAUGHTER ) IT DOESN'T STLAPT HARD.
I ADMIT THAT.
YOU WILL SEE IT.
>> Stephen: ADAM, LOVELY TO SEE YOU.
"GAME OVER, MAN" IS ON NETFLIX THIS FRIDAY.
ADAM DEVINE, EVERYBODY!
BACK WITH A PERFORMANCE BY MOBY!