.....and that is how I started the ongoing war on YouTube between black men and black women.
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Hi, I am Hugh Jass, and I am joined by Mary Hinge, the award-winning feminist author. Hello, Mary, and welcome.
Hello, Hugh, and thank you.
You want to talk about how an elderly victim of a vicious assault was mocked on television, after you bore us all
with one of your plugs. Let's get it out the way.
Certainly. I've got a new TV show, called The Hinges, where I exploit my family's privacy and dignity in
exchange for some cold hard cash. The cameras will follow me and my family around as I ruin my kids lives, shout at
my dogs and my neighbours, and make a career off my husband's name. It'll be good for my family, as we are all
attention whores.
Sounds like a bore-fest. Moving on, you wanted to talk about the horrendous behaviour on a live daytime talk
show recently, please explain a little about it.
Gladly. the show is called, The Talk, which has 5 female hosts, an all-female audience, and is aimed squarely at
women. It's on the CBS network every weekday.
Who are the 5 hosts?
Before I describe them, passengers are reminded that their sick bag can be found under their seat. The main one is
called Ozzy's Groupie, then there are four others who are not as famous, they're called Token Black, Darlene, Token
Asian, and Her Out Of King Of Queens, or HOOKOQ for short.
I've had them all. Tell us about Darlene.
She's a talented actress, most famous for her role in Rosanne, but I cannot remember her characters name. she's
the youngest one out of them all, which is why the others always shout her down, or rubbish her ideas, as if she's
too young to understand anything. She's also a lot prettier and slimmer than the other hosts, which is why
they always behave in a jealous manner towards her. She is in the unique position of being the only host on the
show who has not had at least 4 facelifts.
I hear that, I thought I had tuned into Thunderbirds by accident when I watched The Talk, because of all the
plastic faces on the screen. Tell us about Token Black.
Token Black was a piss-poor actress years ago, in fact, the last time she had an acting job, Elton John was
married to a woman. She created a charity for sufferers of autism and Parkinsons disease with her husband, in
honour of her father. She's onto her seventh facelift.
That'll be why she always looks like she's in the middle of having a shit. Tell us about HOOKOQ.
She's the chubbiest of the lot, she has more chins than a Chinese phone book, and I'm pretty sure her ass has it's
own orbit. She's only famous for two things, King Of Queens, and talking out her ass. You could replace her
character on King Of Queens with a pile of mashed potato, and the public wouldn't even notice the difference in
appearance, and the mashed potato would be funnier. She's onto her fourth facelift.
That'll be why she always looks like she's in the middle of eating a shit. Tell us about Token Asian.
She's another chubster, although not nearly as chubby as HOOKOQ. she has been a newsreader for years, so has the
amazing ability to read off an autocue, while sitting on her fat ass, which makes her the most qualified out of the
hosts, as the others aren't able to sit down and read at the same time. She's onto her ninth facelift.
That leaves Ozzy's Groupie, what is she like?
She's only famous because of her husband, her entire livelihood is thanks to her husband's famous name, and her
children also leech off his famous name. If you've ever seen The Addams Family, you'll have a rough idea what I'm
talking about. She has 7 different dogs, which she uses as fashion accessories, one for every day of the
week. She's been a judge on 2 different shows, a music one and a talent one.
What gives her the right to judge music?
Because apparently, having a famous rock star's cock in your mouth means you are blessed with the ability to
fairly judge musical talent.
Is she a good judge then?
You tell me, when she was a judge on The X Factor in Britain, she said to a boy who had just turned 16, "If you
give me a kiss, I'll put you through to the next round", and no-one in the media batted an eyelid. Imagine Simon
Cowell said that to a 16 year old girl, it's unthinkable.
She sounds like an old beast.
She sure does. If she was a man, the press would slate him for making a living off his wife's famous name, but
because she's a woman, the press ignore that fact.
Typical. How would you describe her appearance?
She's no Dannii Minogue, that's for sure. She looks like someone stuck a football pump up her ass, and started
inflating her head, as her lips are now half the size of her face. She doesn't sit on the passenger seat in the
car, Ozzy just sticks her over-inflated lips to the car window. She's onto her 472nd
facelift.
Her plastic surgeon must be raking it in.
He must be on her speed dial for Christ's sake.
True that. So The Talk is basically a rip off of that pile of shit, The View, and that even bigger pile of shit,
Loose Women?
Pretty much. It's mostly women sitting on their fat lazy asses at home during the day, and for some strange reason,
watching old, obnoxious, post-menopausal, ugly, overweight, STD-ridden women who are several decades past
their sell by date, gibbering away endlessly on TV, is quite popular with women who are sat at home with their
thumbs up their shitters.
What a strange bunch. Anyway, why do you want to talk about these grotesque hags, and Darlene?
Because of their reaction to a story.
And what story is that?
The story is about a person, aged 60, who was drugged, tied up, tortured, and butchered by a psychopath. The
torture was horrendous to the point they had parts of their body cut off, and disposed of down the garbage
disposal.
That sounds like some Jeffrey Dahmer shit. And you said this person who was horribly tortured and butchered was
60 years old?
Yes, just a few years away from being a pensioner.
What a horrible story. I can only assume the hosts on The Talk were so horrified about the story of an elderly
person being butchered, that one of them swore out of disgust or anger, and that is the reaction you want to
talk about, right?
Wrong. All of the hosts, and all of the female audience, laughed and cheered when they heard the story, one of the
hosts even done a celebratory dance. They then went on to make jokes about the tortured and butchered 60 year old
victim of this horrific crime, for about 5 minutes. Remember, this is on day time TV.
Satan himself wouldn't even laugh at such a thing, I find it hard to believe that 5 female hosts, and a 300-strong
female audience would laugh at such things, you must surely be mistaken, please tell me we haven't reached that
point as humans.
I'm afraid I am not lying, I truly wish I was, but I'm not. Ozzy's Groupie was the one who danced at hearing the
news, and when asked what she thought, her words were, "I think it's fabulous", to which the audience of trained
seals, which ironically they look like, applauded, cheered and laughed.
That is revolting.
It gets worse, when Ozzy's wife then mocked the elderly tortured victim, by saying she would have fed their body
parts to her dog, one of the other witches piped in with, Why should the dog suffer?
This is absolutely barbaric, I am truly stunned that this could possibly happen, I have to ask again, are you sure
you're not making this shit up? Please tell me it's bullshit.
No bullshit, Hugh, this really happened. Darlene attempted to point out to the panel and the audience, how the way
they were laughing at the elderly butchered victim was wrong. She was met with a wall of silence, then they went
back to making jokes about the 60 year old victim who was drugged, tied up, tortured, and butchered by a
psychopath.
This is turning my stomach. Surely this must have caused an uproar.
Enough of an uproar for CBS to force them to apologise for their behaviour.
Apologise? You have got to be shitting me, forget an apology, they should be fired, and never allowed on TV
again, if that is how they behave.
I agree.
What was their apology like?
Put it this way, it's the only thing that's ever been on TV that is more fake than Ozzy's Groupie's face. During
the so-called apology, Ozzy's Groupie mocked the elderly victim of the vicious attack even further, by laughing
throughout. Fat-assed HOOKOQ then took over, and said that they meant no offence with their words, then cried
about how stressful working in a high profile glamourous job on TV is. She claimed what they said was part of a
free-flowing conversation.
To be fair, we all have those free-flowing discussions where we end up mocking elderly victims of torture and
mutilation. Oh no, wait a minute, no we don't, only psychotic maniacs do that.
Exactly.
This is so obviously wrong that I find it difficult to understand why they would think that kind of behaviour was
acceptable. What made them think that it's perfectly acceptable to laugh at an elderly person who was drugged,
tied up, tortured, and mutilated by a psychopath?
Simple, they have a vagina. Having a hairy clam ensures you hold no accountability for your negative actions, so
women can truly say and do anything they want on national TV, and they will not be punished for it. They may be
forced to give a half-assed insulting apology, while laughing, but they will still hold onto their jobs.
I can only assume that women will no longer be watching the show, since it's the kind of show where the hosts and
the audience laugh at the drugging, the tying up, the torturing, and the butchering of an eldelry person, what
with women being more compassionate, more caring, more understanding, and more nurturing, right?
Wrong. Let's make no bones about it, this is women, this is what they are, this is how women behave, this is what
they want to see, so most women can be judged on this, because the 5 female hosts, 300-strong female audience,
and producers, are still employed, the show still goes on, so obviously this is what women want, if it wasn't, it
would be off the air. If women had morals, they would never watch such a show after their disgusting behaviour.
Do you think this is proof that men hold the moral high ground?
I hate to say it, but this proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that men are morally superior to women. There is no
way men would ever behave this way. For a start, you wouldn't have a show with 5 male hosts, unless it was a
sports show, as that would be deemed sexist, but if such a show existed, there is just no way they would mock, laugh,
and cheer at hearing the story of an elderly person being drugged, tied up, tortured and mutilated.
Even if one tried to behave that way, the other men would put a stop to it.
Absolutely. A very sad day for women everywhere, it truly is, as their true colours have been put on show for the
world to see.
Did you say one of them was running a charity?
Yes, the one who reminds me of you, Token Black. I wonder how the type of person who runs a
charity, could also be the same person who finds it hilarious that a 60 year old person was drugged, tied
up, tortured, and butchered.
She must be drinking the same stuff as Doctor Jekyll.
I don't know about drinking potions, but it's pretty obvious all the hosts, except Darlene, are coked off their
tits.
Indeed. So why did Ozzy's wife have so many facelifts?
For two reasons, so that Ozzy fantasises about her, instead of Dannii Minogue, and because Ozzy was having
difficulty telling her apart from all the other dogs in the house.
Makes sense. I have a funny story for you, about my friend Jack. He's a fat tosser, and his upbringing was so
poor, and his mother's parenting skills were so bad, he was admitted to a child psychiatric ward for an addiction
to OxyContin, what do you think of that?
I think that's fabulous, and incredibly funny. It reminds me of a story about my friend Kelly, who is a fat ugly
pig. Her upbringing was so poor, and her mother's parenting skills were so bad, she has been in rehab three
times for an addiction to painkillers, what do you think of that?
I think that's fabulous, and very funny, but not as funny as the time my friend Jack tried to commit suicide
by taking a cocktail of prescription pills, but was so incompetent, due to extremely poor parenting from his
mother, that he couldn't even top himself properly. Or the time he admitted himself into an adolescent psych
ward, as that was the only place that could legally detox adolescents.
I think that's fabulous, and well worthy of a good laugh.
Me too. What do you think should happen to the hosts of The Talk?
I think they should be treated with equality, and have the same fate as men in the same position. They should
definitely be fired, as men would be, they should never be allowed on TV again, the same as men. The producers
should also be fired for not stopping this horrendous example of how low the human race can go, and allowing it
to continue as it did. The audience should be infected with leprosy for laughing at the drugging, tying up,
torturing, and mutilation of an elderly person.
It's impossible to believe that those hags, and the audience, except Darlene, are actually part of the same
species that gave us Nanotechnology, the Renaissance, Telecommunications, and flying transport. They are lower
than disease-ridden vermin.
That's an insult to disease-ridden vermin.
True. What else should happen?
Any celebrity with dignity, should not go on the show, and any companies with dignity, should not advertise in or
around the show. This is what would happen if it was men and not women, never forget this, as I am not calling for
them to be unfairly treated, just to be treated exactly like men would, otherwise CBS, any celebrity who goes on
the show, and any company who advertises in or around the show, are saying they don't believe in equality between
the genders.
The fact they are still on the air shows that they are not being treated the same as men would, this is
preferential treatment based on gender.
It sure is, but remember, the show will go on because that is what women want to see. Women want to see a 60 year
old victim who has been drugged, tied up, tortured, and mutilated being laughed at on TV, so as to add humiliation
to their suffering as well. This is what women want to see.
Disgraceful.
Fathers would do well to take their sons aside and tell them loud and clear, never help women, if you see a woman
in danger, and she's not related to you, then don't help her, let her drown, fall, or burn. This may sound harsh,
but what you have to understand, is that the woman you refuse to help, would laugh at you if she found out you
had been drugged, tied up, tortured, and butchered, and is therefore not worth helping. Every boy should be told
this about women, as it is the truth.
That seems a bit extreme. Putting their life at risk to save a woman they don't even know, is something men are
renowned for, and it's something that women never do for men. Should men really stop helping women in need of
help, unless they are related to them?
All boys and men should simply consider this, if you are happy to help someone who, if given half a chance, would
laugh at your suffering, then help them, but if you are not happy to help someone who is so grotesque, they would
laugh at you being tortured and mutilated, then don't help any woman who is not related to you, as that is what they
would do if they heard you had been drugged, tied up, tortured, and butchered. It really is that simple.
It sure is. Well, Mary, thank you for discussing the horrendous behaviour of those fat-assed slags, and
Darlene, on The Talk.
Any time, Hugh.
Before we go, I have a joke for you, Mary.
Let's hear it.
What's the definition of mixed emotions?
I don't know.
Seeing the hosts of The Talk, hurtling off a cliff in your new Lexus. Until next time, goodbye.