Hey guys, welcome back to my channel. I'm here with my aunt, Alyx.
Hey.
because we are going to be revealing your secrets!
There's no better person to reveal your secrets with than my auntie Alex. I love you niece.
Family is everything. Blood is thicker than water.
She's my mom's sister.
She's my sister's mom.. Wait- [laughter]
Yeah
I have to have my aunt here because this is a series she does for a channel and she literally will not let me do it without her.
She said she would...
Kill me if I did it without her..
[Jenn laughs]
[Mouths: don't say that]
So, yeah, so yeah, I've done it so yeah we've done this before and we're doing it again
Yes. Yes. I created a Google Form and had you guys submit your secrets anonymously. So let's read them
My little sister got me really annoyed once so I took her toothbrush
Went on a walk with my dog and when I found a dog sh*t at some random yard, I stuck her toothbrush in it
That's actually my favorite flavor
Once when I was 13, I was .. showering and I thought I had to fart
So I tried to push off the fart and ended up pooping (with 3 O's) in the shower
I was so embarrassed that I took a shampoo bottle and pushed it down the drain. I no longer fart in the shower
Wait, what?
They took a shampoo bottle and they pushed it down the drain? Like over the drain holes until it goes in there.
Ewww!
Please like you haven't done it before.
I'm a girl, and sometimes I like to draw random girls on a piece of paper and jerk-
-Off to them. Yet, I still don't want to admit that I like girls because I'm STRAIGHT!
I swear it's just the feminism that has come to my head, and now all I can think about is: VAGINA, VAGINA, VAGINA!
Woah. Oh my god.
It's so weird to like draw a picture and then masturbate to it.
I don't know what to say.
I have a huge regret that keeps me up at night. I had a friend and he was amazing. He always made me laugh, and made me genuinely happy.
Back in September I was on the phone with him and I freaked out on him because I was really stressed out with schoolwork and
He was annoying me. I said just leave me alone already. A couple weeks later. He..
Oh
My god, I can't read I literally can't read uh, and like this is what really f*cks you up during these videos.
Oh my god, Oh relatable. I like smelling my own farts. I think they smell good.
On the last day of school. I walked out and accidentally called my teacher daddy
He chased me down the hallway and back to my house. All right, that is not true.
I put on a tampon in the middle of class. Honestly talent.
I mean, I guess if you're wearing like a skirt or a dress. If you're wearing pants..
You're like sticking your hand down there. That is so mortifying what?
You're mad about it. I am mad!
That was a little weird. And what do they do with the f*cking [inaudible]
Yeah, okay, eat it. Oh, okay. Yes
When I was 13..
I was obsessed with one direction and when I was showering I stuck the showerhead into my
vagaga
imagining it was Zayn's [beep] and-
-ripped it. I had to go to the ER and had it stitched up. I still have the scar.
Imagine being Zayn.
And reading that. like you are the biggest One Direction fan, if you're ever having like a an intense conversation
where you need to prove for some reason that you like one direction. Oh, yeah
Well, I like one direction so much. I stuck a showerhead up my vagaga and ripped it..
I have a notebook where I plan the perfect murder. I intend to sell the notebook on eBay
Then I will steal the notebook back, then sell it again and continue that cycle until I happy with the amount of money I made.
Then burn the notebook. What?
What? you're gonna lose all your money traveling to the different locations. I sucked a d*** for 10k. Oops
What a steal.
I'm 21 and never had my first kiss.
I think it's okay too. It's like a little old, but it's okay. Is that rude? It's a little old.
When I met Jenn at VidCon, this random girl told me "I'll give you $400 for a piece of her hair"
So I found this string that looked like her hair and gave it to her then I got four hundred dollars
Is that real?
My hair is not worth four hundred dollars. If it is then..
I ate my twin sister in the womb, and now I think that's why I like beef jerky so much. Mainly turkey jerky-
-because it's more like skin.
Oh my god. Do people actually eat their twins in the womb? Like is that a real thing? I don't know.
I would feel so weird if I was supposed to have a twin, but I ate them.
Let us know down below. Have you eaten your twin in the womb?
Jenn, I like your channel better than Alyx's.
[funky samba music]
Whatever.
Whatever
Stop. Stop.
When I was 15 and in high school. I secretly dated my maths teacher. He was 30 and married
I was attracted to him because he looked like one of my favorite celebrities and I was his best student in class
I didn't even care that he had a wife.
We went on dates and stuff and we had a really good time. Until one day, I got bored and dumped him.
Me to like my f*cking 30 year old teacher.
also
I felt guilty after finding out that his wife was pregnant
And he was fooling around with some kid and he took it pretty hard
He never let me answer any of his questions in class
Even when it was so obvious that I'm the only person raising their hand. Whatever, I still got an a on my exams.
What the f*ck. I can't believe she dumped someone twice her age.
I've seen so many secrets that say I lowkey like Jake Paul. That was actually probably like the 15th one-
I've read. it's just so like specific and random, like it's not about other people,
It's only about Jake Paul and I love how it's a secret that people like him. People are like ashamed.
I thought that way about Logan. She was literally like a Logangster. Logang!
I watched him for a hot minute before all the scandals happened. Obsessed. Okay, I wasn't obsessed.
Yes, you were. You'd always do the Logang thing around me.
Ate a stranger's toenail. What's the story behind that?
Like..
What?
In 3rd grade, I had a crush on my teacher.
Mostly because he was the only boy teacher in the school, and I had a dream that I was chasing his wife with a frying
pan.
I used to, when I was like 4, piss in the corner of my bedroom every
Single night because I was scared to go to the bathroom. This later developed into me
Just pissing there all the time out of habit
I shared the bedroom with my younger and impressionable little sister and she eventually
Saw me doing it
So she began doing it too - my mom finally walked in on her pissing in the corner
Which she had only done a few times at this point
Whereas I had done it
probably
Hundreds and my mom caught my little sister and got her in so much trouble then when my sister tried to say it was me
I denied it and she got in even more trouble for lying. Once I was off the hook and she had suffered the consequences,
I quit peeing in the corner regularly due to the risk of being outed as the true corner peer but a
Handful of times after that when I got really mad at my sister
I would go and take a leak in the corner again and my sister would get in huge trouble all over again
Never once have I confessed that not only did I do the majority of the peeing
Started it and kept doing it after my sister got caught but also to this day my family still holds it over her head
So that's my story
Sincerely, The True Piss Bandit
I'm just confused how she did it hundreds of times
Before anyone noticed that there was pee in the corner of the room
Like it definitely reeked in there. You could pee once and it would smell bad.
I made out with my cousin twice on accident,
How the f*ck you make out with your cousin on accident
So I'm lactose intolerant,
One day I forgot so I ate some cheese. Little did I know I was going to a birthday party later
My BFF's birthday party and I wore a tight dress
So right when I came to the restaurant, I felt like I was going to poop in my underwear
So I asked for the bathroom and they didn't have one like question mark question mark question mark I've never seen a restaurant
That doesn't have a bathroom
Anyways, I tried to hold it in and I couldn't. Everyone heard my fart like "Prrrrrrr" and I shit myself
Why does your fart sound like a cat? No, it's like the long squealing.
Is that something I'm supposed to know? I'll put the sound effect right here
Well, um, I
I need to take a shower
I hope you guys liked this video. I hope it made you laugh
and if it did that makes sure to give this video a big thumbs up and if you want to not
Anonymously share a secret with us, then leave a comment down below. We also filmed one of these on Alyx's channel
So if you want to go check that out go check it out and leave a comment on her video saying Jenn's video was better
Am I right no oh but yeah, I think that is pretty much it for this video.
But yeah, I think that is pretty much it for this video
Thank you guys so much for watching and I will see you all next Saturday with another new video. Bye!