Look at you, Plankton.
Once again, you're falling flat on your back
in another pathetic attempt to steal me formula.
Ya tried and tried.
Ya haven't had the smallest nibble
of my delicious formula. And you never will.
[laughing]
Order u- Ooh. [buzzing]
[buzzing]
SpongeBob, now, are you gonna-
Uh, Squidward, I was going through some records
back in me office and- [gasping]
So, you got the hairpiece after all.
- Hi-yah! - My leg!
Thought you could sneak up on me at work, did ya?
Well, you can't cause I'm fast, I'm mean, and I can do this.
These babies also belong to the Krusty Krab.
[crying] [Sandy yodeling]
[Sandy yodeling]
♪ I wanna go home ♪
Ding.
See? Customers at the museum can cook the patties themselves,
like this.
Yeah, it's so convenient. See?
And what about me?
Don't worry, Squidward, you're fired.
Here we go, one of everything for Bubble Buddy.
[gasping]
Oh, no, Squidward. Wait. There's cheese on these patties
And?
Bubble Buddy's lactose intolerant.
He can't get cheese. What should we do?
We? How about you take these patties and-
[Mr. Krabs] Mr. Squidward?
Don't worry, Bubble Buddy,
Squidward will make a fresh batch.
What, is he allergic to bread too?
Actually, he doesn't like the crust.
And Squidward, the ketchup should be
under the patty. And Squidward,
the pickles should be on the left side.
And Squidward, you should- And Squidward-
And Squidward- And Squidward- And Squidward-
I wonder what's in that secret formula.
Code 12! Code 12!
Your disguises can't fool me this time, Plankton!
[grunting]
[gasping]
Everyone at the Head Enhancement Clinic said nobody would notice.
[laughing]
So hungry.
[gasping] Mr. Krabs, a customer.
[yelping]
No food. Three days.
Hold on, me bucko, food's on the way.
Hey- You got money, right?
Yeah.
SpongeBob, bring this man some grub
before he kills over.
Here you go, sir.
Oh. Krabby Patties, huh?
Finest under the sea.
Yeah, yeah, sure, but where's the pizzazz?
- Huh? - Look at this place.
I mean, what is the theme here, underwater? It's boring.
Food. Water. Atmosphere.
Okay, Mr. Krabs, prepare yourself.
Don't bother sitting down cause you'll just stand up
when you see this. Ta-da.
Great Barrier Reef! That patty's spoiled!
[laughing]
Mr. Krabs, it's not tainted meat,
it's painted meat.
Give me that.
They don't call me Cheeks for nothing.
[laughing]
Well that's just one thing.
Hi, Mrs. Puff.
[shrieking] Hit the brakes!
SpongeBob, watch the tree! Left!
Wait, Mrs. Puff! [snapping]
We're not driving.
Oh. I'm sorry, SpongeBob. I didn't expect to see you here.
While I strongly disagree with your decision,
I accept it.
You know it's not often I get to make one like this.
I wish I could eat this, but I'm so darn full.
Oh, well.
[laughing]
Hey, hurry up with that patty.
Here you are sir, enjoy.
Ah. Hello, delicious. Come to Papa.
[buzzing]
[choking]
Listen, he ate it. Look at him choke.
[laughing]
How is that adult-sized Krabby Patty treating you,
Barnacle Man?
Actually, it's pretty big.
I'm not sure I can finish the whole thing.
[laughing]
Mommy, my Krabby Patty tastes funny.
Well, no wonder, it's all old and dried out
like that man right there.
Now put that thing where it belongs, in the garbage.
♪ La la la la la la la la la ♪
Well, little patty, we're two of a kind.
We've both lost our luster.
Great.
Excuse me, but I dropped my Krabby Patty.
Could I get another one?
- SpongeBob. - Yes, sir.
Krusty Krab policy clearly states
that once the burger has reached the customer,
it is his/her responsibility.
SpongeBob, that's the old policy.
Now run back and bring out a fresh one.
Aye, aye, sir.
Sorry about the confusion. Free toy?
Ha ha ha ha! Mmm. A Krabby Patty.
[sniffing]
- Ow! Squidward! - So long, Spongeloser!
Are you sure it wasn't to make off with one of these?
[music playing]
Got ya.
Weren't you there to steal the formula
of the most delicious, sweet smelling sandwich
known to Bikini Bottom?
Krabby Patty.
[grunting]
I can't take it!
Gimme! Gimme, gimme, gimme!
Yippie! And finally it's mine.
I'll take that.
Huh? No! No, no!
Once again, Plankton,
the sweetest of life's joys has eluded your grasp.
Our customers are quite content
with a contrived and the mediocre.
[snoring]
That's because they don't know what they're eating.
Excuse me, ma'am. Do you know what's in
that Krabby Patty you're eating?
No. [gasping]
[screaming]
See that?
Without all your smoke and mirrors,
no one would stomach this garbage.
What'd he say? Garbage?
[buzzing]
[screaming]
Are you gonna eat that?
- I was planning to. Why? - I want it.
Hey, what gives you the right to take my food?
Tell 'em, SpongeBob.
Um, Pat, I'm not sure this is what being king is all about.
I thought you said I can have anything I want.
Was my bestest friend lying to me?
[chuckles] Don't be ridiculous, Patrick.
I'd never lie to you.
Here's that patty you wanted, Mr. Krab, sir.
[sneezing]
All right, SpongeBob, you're too sick to work.
That ain't right.
[gasping] Oh, my gosh. It is Sandy.
Enjoying them Krabby Patties, lady?
SpongeBob. How long you been standing there, buddy?
Oh, long enough.
♪ Think you control it But it's way too hard ♪
-
♪ The sound in your head Is brutal ♪
♪ Now you're infected By the musical doodle ♪
♪ Doo doo doo doo doo doo ♪
♪ You're gonna listen again To the musical doodle ♪
♪ Doo doo doo doo doo ♪
- Uh. I can't eat like this. -
To each his own.
Eat your hat and you will fall in love.
[chuckles, gasping]
Thanks, fortune cookie.
These are being sent back.
What? What's wrong with 'em?
Customers said to make 'em good like they used to be.
Like they used to be? It's the same formula.
Hey! I see the problem! SpongeBob's not in the kitchen!
[gasping]
[gagging]
I don't know why it's-
I said, "and a drink".
These are cold. I paid for a hot meal.
Yeah!
Your Doodle Patty, sir.
Tastes weird.
Yeah, they are a little dry.
I miss real Krabby Patties.
Mmm.
Greetings, fellow lagomorph.
Perhaps you might consider sharing a sliver of your b-
[screaming]
Ooh! I'll just be-
[growling]