[Cheers and Applause]
[Ian] Shut Up!
[Announcer] Anthony and Ian thought their lives were perfect
Until one day when their parents kicked him out of the house and told them to live on their own
Now they're forced to live with Ian's down on his luck cousin Dax Flame
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[Dax Flame] I hope you'll like the place
There's a TV if you wanted to watch the TV and there's be-
-there-
-There's beds you can if you wanted to; the bed is really springy, you could jump on the beds
(Laugh Track)
We can do, uh
Chest; Chest; Chest bumps in the beds if you want to... you know like best friends do. Like, jump on the beds.
[Anthony] There's only two beds
[D] Yes, but we will push the beds toget- together
And it'll be a Super Trio- Super Trio beds
[Laugh Track]
[Tony Huynh] Hey guys, how's it going?
[Cheers and Applause]
[I] We're- We're good.
Good?
[Cheering continues]
Where have you been?
[T] Canada?
[Laugh Track]
Nice New place, Guys.
[D] Actually it is mine. My name is Dax Flame
[T] Hey, I'm Tony.
[Laugh Track]
So when is Lisa coming Over?
[A] I told her around 5:00, She should be here any time.
[D] Who- who; Who is Lisa?
[A] our friend Lisa Nova. I don't-
[D] Lisa Nova?
Oh. Cool. I- I need to go put some deodorant on
[A] what was that about?
[I & T] 5, 4, 3, 2, 1
[Laugh Track]
[I] Oh, man, that was awesome. I can't believe i thought of that idea
[T] i am so manly now.
[A] Hey, you guys, can i try?
[I] Sorry only real men could do the midair chest bump
[A] I'm a real man - look I can lift up this bed.
[I] Anthony don't you're gonna give yourself a hernia.
[A] I can do it.
[I] Stop Anthony all right. We believe you're a real man.
[A] I know.
Just stop. Let me do it, all right?
[I] Anthony just quit it.
[Ian tries to lift Anthony up when Lisa Nova comes]
[Lisa Nova] Hey, did I catch you guys at a bad time?
[T] Oh, Anthony's just trying to prove how manly he is
[Laugh Track]
[A] So how have you been?
[L] Oh, I've been great. I just finished shooting a film with Al Pacino.
[A] Oh you remember Tony right?
[L] Oh, yeah. How's it going, Tony?
[T] Hey
[Laugh Track]
[L] Pretty great place you have here.
[D] It's my place
[Cheers and Applause]
Hey.
[L] Hey.
[D] Do you know any poems?
I know a poem. Um, Roses are Red, Vio-lets are blue, did she
[L] Right, alright, okay.
what about you? poetry?
[T] Yeah, so you've been in the movie with Al Pacino.
[L] I have, and, ooh, Al is a funny guy, let me tell you. He's hysterical, cracks me up.
[D] What if you went to the North Pole, and you saw sign that said "Caution: Wet Ice"
[Laugh Track]
I made that up.
[Laughs and Claps]
[L] What about you, huh? Do you tell jokes?
You're a funny guy?
[T] Sometimes, yeah.
[L] You should tell me a joke sometime. Seriously.
[T] I will.
[L] Come over. Tell me a joke.
[T] I will tomorrow.
[L] All right, you, me, alone, candles.
[T] All right. That's great.
[L] All right. You call me.
[T] I will. Yeah.
[L] Oh, I gotta go. I have a meeting. I'm meeting Kevin Spacey.
Have you heard of him? I bet you have. All right. Great. Call me, though. Seriously. Okay? Bye, guys.
[D] Bye, Lisa.
[I] Wow, Lisa Nova's a bitch
[Laugh Track]
[D] Why do bad things always happen to me? Lisa Nova was supposed to be the love of my life.
[Dax leaves the Room]
[I, A, & T] Oh, that Dax
[All Laugh]
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subtitled by the lovely RobSka [http://www.youtube.com/user/RobertTaxi100]