- Um, hey.
- What, what is it?
- Monster Burger.
- Are you kidding me?
I'm gonna rip your peel off and shove it down your--
(Monster roaring) (Hamburger screaming)
- Ah! - Ah, the irony!
Argh, it's killing me, ah!
(Monster Burger chomping) (ominous music)
- Whoa, that Monster Burger's really deranged (laughs).
- What, I don't get it.
- Oh, see, you're a hamburger,
and hamburgers are made of beef.
Beef come from cows, and cows hang out at a range.
Get it, de-ranged?
- (gasps) I get it!
(both laughing)
(Orange shouting) (bullets thudding)
- I'm no crook.
I just came here, took over your kitchen,
took all your money, and now I'm gonna put you
out on the street!
- Yeesh, don't you think you guys
are being a little shellfish? (laughs)
- Enough, wise guy.
- No need to get steamed (laughs).
- Steamed, I don't get steamed, I get--
- Steam! - Huh, no!
(ominous music) (water gurgling)
- Geez, talk about a guy with high self-esteem! (laughs)
- Well, I guess we've all learned a valuable lesson today.
- Whew, I know I did.
- Tell me about it.
That was the best job I ever had.
- Uh-oh, I don't feel so good.
(Marshmallow groans) (Grapefruit shouts)
- You just wanna watch The Shining?
- Yeah, we might as well, ooh--
(static hissing)
- Hey, hey, Haunted TV.
- What, how did you escape?
- Hey, hey, Haunted TV, hey.
- I see you, okay?
Now what do you want?
- I was just gonna say, knife!
- Huh? (suspenseful music)
- Judo chop!
(TV shouting) (Orange screaming)
(explosion booms)
- Hey, hey, Leeky, hey, hey, hey, hey, Leeky!
- No, no more, no more gleeks,
no more lousy puns, no more stupid rhymes.
Can you do that, please?
- I guess so.
- You better, you hear me?
Rawr! (suspenseful music)
- Um, I have something important to say.
- Okay, now what were you going to say?
- Knife!
- What the devil? (screams) (ominous music)
(Orange shouts) Oh, oh, oh! (sobbing)
- Oh, poor guy, he had to cut short his leek end (laughs).
- That was awful!
- Aw, don't worry, Little Leek.
I know how to cheer you up.
- You do?
- Sure, all you really need is gleek!
- Ew!
(Orange shouting) (heavy metal music)
- What the what, is he in space?
- It gets worse, the radar's picking up a UFO!
- [Both] Unintentional Flaming Orange! (laughing)
- People of Earth. - Huh?
- Surrender your planet now or be destroyed!
(flames whooshing)
- See you later, Darth Vader.
- Come on, that was totally a neato burrito moment.
- Well, congratulations, Orange.
You happy with yourself now?
- How now brown cow?
- Stop rhyming.
- Stop climbing (laughs).
- I'm not climbing, no one's climbing.
- Stop whining (laughs).
- This is honestly the dumbest conversation
in the history of history itself.
- Hey, hey, Carrot.
- What!
- Ferret. - Huh? (screams)
- Whoa, poor Carrot.
There's no one left to inherit your ferret (laughs).
- Hi, yeah, can I get the number for Animal Control, please?
- Uh, we'll just call it a half-off sale.
Heh, what do you say to that?
- Hmm, I'd say burping turbine.
(turbine burps) - Ew, oh! (screams)
- Wah!
- Ugh. - Urgh!
Well, that's one way to cut the cheese (laughs), ew.
- Check this. (hard rock music)
- Whoa, Yo!
- [Yo-Yo] Yeah, and check this out, ya-ha-ha!
- Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo whoa!
- That's right, Trickmaster Flex in the house.
What you think about that, tell me!
- Hmm, dog.
- (sputters) I'm not a dog!
Why, you little pipsqueak, I'm gonna rip your eyes out!
- No, dog.
- Huh? (screaming) (ominous music)
- Geez, looks like the only trick
that Yo-Yo is good at is playing dead (laughs), yo.
- Only way I can be stopped is if you collect
all eight pages that I have carefully hidden
throughout the-- - These pages?
- What the, how did you do that?
- Yay, what do I win, do I get three wishes?
- No.
- Oh, a pot of gold?
- No.
- How 'bout a pot of gold wishes?
- Ugh, what is wrong with you?
I'm not a leprechaun or a genie.
- Aw, come on, I know what'll make you feel better.
The seeds of friendship! (spits)
- Ah! (Orange laughs)
That's it, I'm out of here.
(ominous music) - Hey, come back,
Slendy, come back!
Where ya going, Slendy Tender Man?
You forgot your poems!
- [Slender Man] Keep 'em, I don't want 'em.
- [Orange] Come back, Slendy, come back!
- [Slender Man] No, leave me alo--
(metal clatters) - Whoa!
Talk about a Slender bender (laughs), ugh.
Okay, my turn (clears throat), puh!
(hard rock music)
- Ah!
- What the?
- If nyah nyah doesn't work and motorboat won't work,
I guess it's time for-- (record scratches)
The most annoying sound in the world.
(hisses) Ah!
(glass clatters)
- What kind of sorcery is this?
(explosions booming)
I've never seen anything like that in my life.
- You mean you've never seen anything like a knife?
- No, I said my life!
- And I said knife!
(Chad screaming)
Whoa, now that's a pickle back, and front! (laughs)
- Orange, gotta hand it to you, buddy, you really rock.
- I guess I do, and I wrote a new song.
It goes like this.
♪ Ah ♪ (heavy metal music)
- Got to admit, it's still better than Pickleback.
- Oh, definitely.
(Orange spits) - Hey, don't!
This game is already so action-packed,
I can barely keep myself from vomiting.
(paddles groaning)
- Whoa!
(explosion booms) (glass clatters)
Well, you know what they say,
here today, Pong tomorrow! (laughs)
Pong! (cheerful electronic music)
- And now let's see who's going home
with that great big Golden Weenie!
(suspenseful drum music) And the winner is,
the winner's Hero Shark Birdy!
(crowd cheering) Whatever the heck that means.
- Whoa, dudes, this is like, whoa!
But seriously, this is a dream come true.
I've always wanted to make a movie about surfing sandwiches
ever since I was a little slider.
No! (dramatic fanfare)
- Oh, well, I was rooting for Cargo.
Once again, I want to thank everybody for attending
this year's Weenies. (crowd cheering)
Next year's even gonna be better when we have a (snores).
(crowd laughing)
- For the last time, I am not Popeye.
- Stupid cross breeze.
- (gulps) Whoa! ("I'm Popeye The Sailor Man")
- Whoa, you got arms.
- My hero.
- Hey, I told you you were Popeye.
- I do feel pretty strong.
- That's good, 'cause you'll need it to fight that off.
- Heh, fight what off, cousin?
- Knife! - Oh!
Never forget me, dude!
- I won't. - No, not you.
The other one, the other one!
- You're so lucky.
I wonder if I'll ever meet a great guy like that.
♪ Well, he's Popeye the Sailor Man ♪
♪ He's now in a garbage can ♪
Hey, hey, Steve, hey, hey, Steve.
- I don't want to hear it, creeper.
You and your friends have got to go.
- Steve, hey!
- I said I don't want to hear it.
I built every part of this house all on my own,
laid every stone, every piece of wood,
made every door, wait a second!
If you guys don't have hands, then how'd you get in here?
- The back door was open.
- Hey, Steve! - What?
- Creepers!
(ominous music) (Steve screaming)
Whoa, looks like Steve took it square on the chin (laughs).
- Ugh, can we please just go build something cool?
- You're ruining it, square Pear.
(ominous music) (can screaming)
Easy, bud, don't lose your lid (laughs), ew!
- Oh, man, does that hurt.
Worst birthday ever.
- Don't worry, I know what can make your day all better.
Puppies! - Really, I love puppies!
- No, puppies!
(ominous music) (can screaming)
(dogs barking) - No, no, no,
I don't love puppies, no, ah!
- Yay! - Yay!
- Hooray for puppies!
- Well, how about you just pull my finger?
- Huh, well, I suppose it couldn't hurt.
(fart squelches) (cage clangs)
I'm trapped!
- (laughs) April Fools' Day! (laughs)
You're the fool, get it, ha!
(explosion booms) - Curses, magic-proof bars.
Ugh, I'm gonna get out of here, Orange,
and when I do, I'm gonna--
- Do the Hokey Pokey?
- No, I'm gonna-- - Put your right hand in
and you'll shake it all about?
- Nobody's talking about the Hokey Pokey!
- I don't know, I sure am.
- Huh, I wonder what this rope does?
(yelps) - Ew!
- (laughs) Now that was April Fools' gold!
(laughs) Gold puns.
No, I love water balloons! (sobbing)
- Stop yelling so much. - Pipe down.
- Huh? - Chill out, bro.
You aren't a super-villain.
You just thought we were all the same board.
- Wow, I thought I was going crazy.
- Nope, we all just got turned into a fancy shelf.
- Well, it looks like everything turned out a-okay.
- It sure did, but now (yawns),
I think it's time for a nap.
- You bet, Shelf, just don't snore like a chainsaw! (laughs)
- Why is that funny?
- Eh, here we go again. (ominous music)
(chainsaw whirring) (boards screaming)
- Okay, just trying to get up here, and--
(ladders rumbling) (Grapefruit gulps)
- Aren't you a little too round to be climbing that ladder?
- Nope, I got it, I got it!
- Grapefruit, I think you might wanna
get down! (ladders clattering)
(Donkey Kong roars) - Oh!
(explosion booming)
You're welcome, how's about that kiss?
- Hi-yah! (kick thuds)
- Oh, not exactly what I had in mind, ah, but I'll take it.
(cheerful music)