- This is the absolute worst BuzzFeed video
I have ever been in.
(upbeat music)
- I'm scared now too!
- What's up, I'm Andrew.
- I'm David.
- Hi, I'm Michelle.
- Hi, I'm Destiny.
- I feel like that meme, and the dog,
sitting when the house is on fire,
like, "this is fine."
- This is fine.
- Oh, no.
- It's fine.
- Is this Saw?
- [Producer] Beyoncé or Rihanna?
- Really? That's the warm-up question?
Beyoncé or Rihanna?
- [Interviewer] Drake or Kanye?
- Late Registration helped me get through a break-up,
at a tough part of my life.
- Oh, homie.
(playful music)
- I was like, he really thinking about this.
This is a deep question!
- Flour?
Spi--?
Yeah, let's go flour.
- Flour, yeah, I mess with flour, too.
- [Interviewer] Rice or noodles?
- I'm Haitan.
(speaking in foreign language)
So, I gotta say rice.
We eat that, like, three times a week, so.
- Yeah, I support you in that decision.
West African.
- Wait...
- What?
- Flour or spinach?
If I had to eat it plain, I'd go with spinach.
That's my final answer.
- [Producer] Vietnamese or Japanese?
- Probably Japanese.
It's tough though, because I love a good bowl of Pho.
Mmm.
But like, I feel like, I'm kind of a picky eater,
and I think Japanese food has more food that like,
my childish taste buds can take.
So, Japanese food.
- [Producer] Tofu or Beyond Meat?
- Tofu.
Definitely going with the tofu.
Beyond Meat is a high food, but it ain't that,
like you could fry him up,
get you a little nice slice of the extra firm...
- You'd be, like...
How many cubes of food you at, bro?
- Look, that little thang in there?
You slice him up, that's a lot of little cubes in there!
You ain't never unwrapped the package, have you?
You ain't unwrapped the package.
When the last time you got firm or extra firm?
(talking over each other)
- [Producer] Spam or bacon?
- Okay, bacon.
Because I had spam once, and I didn't love it,
believe it or not.
Everyone loves spam, I know,
but I just didn't love it.
It's in a can!
- Okay, but how did you have spam?
- The way everybody told me.
- Straight out the can?
- [Producer] Beans or lentils?
- I would say lentils.
I appreciate the taste a little bit,
you know, beans are for like, of course, really filling,
but lentils are kinda, for me, like a happy medium.
- That's a sophisticated decision.
- Lentils or chickpeas?
- Do you like hummus?
- Oh, I do!
Okay, chickpeas then, for the hummus.
- [Interviewer] Gourmet cheese or regular cheese?
- I'mma go gourmet.
- Okay, I was finna judge the hell out of you.
- Yeah.
- Let me get some American cheese slices.
- I'm bougie, and I love a good gourmet meal.
I am also severely lactose intolerant, so...
- [Producer] Soap or dirt?
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(laughing)
- Wait, am I getting Punk'd?
- [Producer] Soap or dirt?
- What, soap or dirt?
- Soap or dirt!
- Soap.
(laughing)
- Jeez.
I'mma go with soap?
- [Producer] Squash or corn?
- Oh, I hate squash.
Corn.
- I'mma say squash.
I'mma say squash.
- [Producer] Avocados or aubergines?
- Avocados, because without avocados, you can't have guac.
- Avocados.
- Even though avocados are over-rated.
- [Producer] Apples or onions?
- Apples or onions?
Apples.
- Apples.
- [Producer] Tomatoes or watermelon?
- Ooh, watermelon.
- Watermelon.
- I feel like you said that too fast.
You ain't gonna think about that?
(playful music)
(suspenseful music)
- [Producer] What if I told you
you weren't actually playing this or that,
you were building a burrito.
- And we're gonna have to eat
all these things that we chose?
- Shut the hell up.
- [Producer] Just sit tight for a little bit.
- Michelle?
- [Producer] Everything's fine?
- Everything's not fine.
(laughing)
- Oh, they're coming forward.
Oh, god!
- Oh, no.
- I'm sorry.
- Oh wait, it looks a little wrap.
- So as we've been speaking,
there's been someone just cooking up in the back,
what we've been saying? For real?
- No, way, I knew he had some...
He was in it with the pan!
- He was walking up like this, laughing and stuff,
as we was talking to, I seen him, I seen him.
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- This is crazy.
- And I see avocado made a appearance.
- I see lentil.
- I see the apple and I see a watermelon.
I feel like this is yours.
'Cause all your choices is in this one.
- I am so sad.
- Okay, remember when we were talking about, like,
oh, it's a surprise, what could the surprise be?
And I was like, ha ha, what if it was like,
Beyoncé walking out with a bowl of guac,
'cause that's what we chose!
This is like, the opposite of that.
Whatever the opposite of Beyoncé and guacamole,
this is how bad this is.
- We gonna do this.
Nah, we just going.
(dramatic music)
- Okay.
(groaning)
- It's interesting.
I'm not really sure what's going on.
But I'm not hella mad.
- I'm not mad, neither.
That's why I'm mad.
- I'm mad I'm not mad!
- It's not gonna be okay, it's disgusting.
Girl, get ready for the aftertaste, too, it's...
- Okay, you're not helping.
That's noodles and watermelon.
And blue cheese, and corn, and avocado, and bacon.
In that order.
- [Producer] You're not gonna try yours Destiny?
- Wait, she gets an option of not trying it?
Why did I try it?
- Overall, though, I'm satisfied.
Like, tasty, y'all some wizards, man.
- I'm trying to tell you.
- 'Cause on paper, this is terrible, but...
- Yeah, like, if you was to read this at a...
What would you even call this on a menu?
- A WTF burrito.
(laughing)
- Would you like our... let's see...
- Brunch house party burrito.
- I like that.
- It's a brunch house party.
It's a brunch, 'cause it's like,
you got the watermelon and the fruit like it's brunch.
- [Producer] If you guys could give this a name,
what would you name this?
- The garbage can.
- The garbage can!
(laughing)
Yeah, sounds about right.
- Yeah.
- Garbage can.
- Spinach-wrapped garbage can.
- Whatever's in the garbage disposal.
- This is the absolute worst BuzzFeed video
I have ever been in.
Don't call me back.
(laughing)
- Oh, yes!
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