Heya playas, so I'll start off with a simple question.
Have you ever felt like you were in love?
Ah the sweet feeling of love.
There's nothing stronger in this world.
But sometimes live turns out to not be love.
In that instance it could potentially fall more into the category of lust.
So what is the difference?
Is it possible for a person to be more drawn to becoming a hopeless romantic or a.. or
what?
A sleazeball looking for a lusty hot slut?
Is that what you were gonna say?
I decided to post this question to Facebook to see what everyone else had to say.
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This is a winner right here.
The first sign of love is that you want to spend quality time together without it just
being about sex.
It's almost as if you just enjoy the other persons presence.
You can sit around with them and just have fun.
Bro, that's the lamest shit I ever heard.
Hold on, I never said you couldn't enjoy the other person's body.
Don't get me wrong, I'm sure you love getting yours.
The first sign of lust, you're totally focused on a girls looks and body.
Think about it, why am I gonna worry about someone else's life?
I gotta take care of my own.
Mr. Vain.
Yo, I love that song cause you know it was written about me.
The second sign of love is that time has no meaning.
You literally get lost in hours of conversations with this person.
That sounds easy enough, I could spend hours talking.
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm not talking about spending hours talking about yourself.
It's like the flow is just there.
Your words gracefully mesh so well with theirs that the conversation just never stops.
Before you know it though, the sun is already coming up.
You spent the entire night all the way into the morning talking to this person.
What a wonderful moment to be able to share a sunrise with someone is just so magical.
Sign of lust number 2, you're interested in smashing out a girl but you don't care about
conversations.
Girls like to talk forever, they never know when to shut up.
What about talking during sex?
Yeah, alright.
I guess in that instance she can talk but only if she's talking about me cause if she's
not, I think we're gonna have a problem.
The third sign of love is when you honestly try to listen to someone's feelings and you
try to do everything you can to make them happy.
Hold on, why would I want to hang out with a broad afterwards?
What are we gonna talk about?
Make up?
Anyway, it's hard sometimes for people to express their feelings so when someone is
truly opening up to you that is a sign that they really care.
The third sign of lust and I know all you guys can agree with me is that girls like
to live in fantasy worlds.
They don't wanna talk about their feelings, they just wanna see the mystery behind the
man.
They eat that shit up, I don't know why.
Girls are stupid.
Be realistic man, eventually she's going to catch feelings.
Listen bra, if I tell a girl from the get go that I'm not serious and I'm not looking
for a relationship and then later on down the line she begins to catch feelings, I believe
that's your fault.
The fourth sign of love is when the other person is truly trying to motivate you to
become a better person.
Now that I can agree with.
Every girl I get with should be my personal cheerleader.
Alright, at least we see eye to eye on that one.
And by that I mean I'm the quarterback and she's the one running the play.
And by play I mean with my dick.
See you just had to ruin it.
The number four sign of lust is that right after sex you wanna get the hell out of there.
You don't wanna stick around and cuddle and do all that gay shit.
I ain't even sticking around to see how ugly you look in the morning.
Hold on, so you're opposed to morning bacon and blowjobs?
Word, I guess there's always time for bacon and blowjobs in my book.
And the fifth sign of love is that the other person is actually thrilled to introduce you
to their friends and family.
Sometimes people are a little embarrassed by their families so you know if they're bringing
you over it's a step in the right direction.
Yea, alright I'll meet her family.
But only if the mother is hot.
Cause if she is, bro you know I'm gonna tap that.
I don't know if I would advise going after the girls mom when you're with her.
Maybe not the best idea.
The fifth sign of lust is that the other person knows that you're just lovers.
You ain't friends.
Why you trying to make it out to be more than it is?
I don't care about you're family.
I don't wanna hang out with your friends.
I just wanna meet up with you, get my nut off and that's it.
Call it a day.
I don't know about that one, unless you're Zack Morris it sounds kind of hard to live
a double life.
Double life, get outta here.
No girl is important enough to be on the same equation as The Jash.
As always, love, peace and no, no, no buddy that's my line.
As always guys, love and peace.
Come on man, you gotta be able to measure a girl for more than just her body.
Nah, never gonna happen.
Ah ah.
Intelligence, personality, wit?
Don't any of those things matter?
A girl needs two things in order for me to get with her.
Fair enough, what are those two things?
She's gotta suck the D and she's gotta have a vagina.
I think he might actually have a point there.