- HAPPY THURSDAY, EVERYBODY.
[cheers and applause]
MAN.
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S ONLY ONE MORE WEEK UNTIL THANKSGIVING,
WHICH MEANS YOU ONLY HAVE SEVEN DAYS LEFT TO APOLOGIZE
FOR THE THINGS YOU SAID LAST THANKSGIVING.
THANKSGIVING MEANS FAMILY PHOTOS,
AND TODAY I THOUGHT IT WAS A PERFECT TIME FOR OUR SEGMENT
"BAD PAID-FOR PHOTOS LIVE!"
- [singing] 'CAUSE I'M BAD, I'M BAD
COME ON, YOU KNOW, I'M...
AND THE WHOLE WORLD HAS TO ANSWER RIGHT NOW
JUST TO TELL YOU ONCE AGAIN, WHO'S BAD
- ALL RIGHT, JUST HAD TO GET TO THAT PART.
ALL RIGHT, THE LUCKY PEOPLE COMING OUT TODAY
ERICA FETTEROLF, SAMANTHA TIERNEY,
AND CHRISTIE AND CULLY HUGHES.
ALL RIGHT, WE START OVER HERE, I THINK, RIGHT?
- YES. - WHO ARE YOU? WHICH ONE?
- ERICA FETTEROLF. - HI, ERICA.
WHERE DO YOU LIVE, AND WHAT DO YOU DO?
I'M FROM ROYERSFORD, PENNSYLVANIA,
SOUTH SIDE OF PHILADELPHIA,
AND I'M AN EXECUTIVE WITH ISAGENIX.
WE HELP PEOPLE GET HEALTHY.
- HELP PEOPLE GET HEALTHY.
THAT'S A GOOD THING.
I'M HAPPY THAT YOU'RE HERE, AND I'M HAPPY YOU'RE GONNA SHARE
WHATEVER EMBARRASSING THING THIS IS.
HOW OLD WERE YOU, AND WHAT WAS HAPPENING?
OR SHOULD WE JUST LOOK AT IT AND THEN DESCRIBE IT?
- I WAS IN FOURTH GRADE. - UH-HUH.
- MY DAUGHTER GRETA IS IN FOURTH GRADE,
SO SHE HAD ME PUT HER PICTURE ON FACEBOOK
AND WANTED ME TO POST MINE AFTERWARDS.
- AHH, IT'S ONLY FAIR. - YEAH.
- NOW, I LIKE TO SEE IT WITH EVERYONE ELSE,
SO I HAVEN'T SEEN IT EITHER.
LET'S TAKE A LOOK.
[laughter]
- [laughs]
- WHICH WAY WERE YOU LOOKING?
WHICH--ARE YOU...
- IT WAS A PROBLEM EVERY YEAR.
- YEAH. - YEAH.
- ALL RIGHT.
WOW, YOU WERE WERE VERY TALENTED,
AND-- AND I ASSUME KNEW DAVID SPADE,
BECAUSE DAVID--YOU LOOK A LITTLE LIKE DAVID SPADE.
- WERE YOU HAPPY WITH THIS IN FOURTH GRADE?
- I WASN'T HAPPY ANY YEAR.
- NO, AND LOOK AT YOU NOW. YOU'RE HAPPY NOW.
- YES. - SEE HOW IT TURNS OUT.
- HI. YOU'RE SAMANTHA? - SAMANTHA.
- HI, SAMANTHA, AND TELL ME, WHERE DO YOU LIVE?
WHAT DO YOU DO?
- I LIVE IN WADSWORTH, OHIO.
I WORK AT THE YMCA AND SUB FOR WADSWORTH CITY SCHOOLS.
- OKAY, AND THIS IS WHAT YEAR?
WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE?
- THIS IS PRESCHOOL, AND MY MOM WENT TO SOUTH CAROLINA
TO VISIT HER SISTER,
AND MY GRANDMA GOT TIRED OF COMBING MY HAIR,
AND SHE CHOPPED IT OFF.
[audience groans]
- WELL, ONE WAY TO NOT HAVE TO COMB HAIR.
LET'S JUST CHOP IT OFF.
ALL RIGHT, LET'S TAKE A LOOK AND SEE WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE.
[laughter]
- YEAH, YES.
I CAN'T TELL IF YOU'RE 9 OR 90.
I DON'T KNOW HOW OLD YOU...
[laughter]
I--I LOOKED VERY SIMILAR.
I THINK THAT LOOKS LIKE MY MULLET.
I HAD A HAIRCUT...
I THINK...
[laughter and applause]
YEAH.
OH, WELL, THAT'S-- IT'S ADORABLE, REALLY.
THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT LOOK AT ALL.
BUT--AND THANK YOU FOR SHARING IT WITH US.
- THANK YOU.
- ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE CHRISTIE AND CULLY HUGHES, RIGHT?
- YES. - OKAY.
AND SO--OH, GOOD.
THIS IT THE TWO OF YOU IN HERE.
- YES. - ALL RIGHT.
AND THIS MUST BE FAIRLY-- YOU'RE MARRIED, I ASSUME.
- WE ARE. - AND FOR HOW LONG?
- 16 YEARS. - 16 YEARS. WHERE DO YOU LIVE?
- AUSTIN, TEXAS. - AUSTIN.
I LOVE AUSTIN, TEXAS.
- IT'S A GREAT PLACE.
- AND--YES, IT IS, AND GREAT MUSIC TOWN TOO.
- YES. - OKAY.
SO WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE?
- 1992.
WE HAD BEEN DATING FOR ABOUT A YEAR.
WE DECIDED TO DO A PERSONAL POSE FOR US FOR OURSELVES, AND--
- WE DIDN'T SHARE THIS WITH ANYONE UNTIL--
- YEAH, WE DIDN'T SHARE THIS WITH ANYBODY UNTIL THIS SHOW.
- REALLY? NO ONE'S SEEN TH IS BUT US?
- NOPE, 21 YEARS IN AN OFFICE THAT NOBODY'S SEEN.
- OH, I CAN'T WAIT.
VERY BOLD.
[laughter]
- OH.
- THERE'S SO MUCH GOING ON THERE.
- THERE'S SO MUCH GOING ON.
MAN, OH, MAN.
WAS THERE LIQUOR INVOLVED?
[laughter]
I MEAN, HOW DID HE GET YOU TO TAKE--
UNLESS YOU SHOWED UP IN THE MALL TOPLESS.
I MEAN, HOW DID HE CONVINCE YOU--OR SHE?
WAS IT A WOMAN OR A MAN? - IT WAS A MAN.
- A MAN, AND HE CONVINCED YOU TO TAKE YOUR SHIRTS OFF?
- AFTER ALL THE POSES, HE GOES,
"I'VE GOT ONE MORE THAT I'D LIKE TO TRY WITH YOU,"
AND I GUESS SINCE I WAS A BUFF GUY,
HE THOUGHT, "MAYBE WE CAN TRY THIS."
AND SURE ENOUGH, HE GOT MY SHIRT OFF,
AND GOT A PICTURE OF IT, SO...
- I LOVE THAT YOU THINK BECAUSE YOU WERE A BUFF GUY.
I BET HE...
[laughter]
- I THINK IT WAS ACTUALLY THE HAIR THAT MADE HIM WANT THIS.
- I HAVE A FEELING THAT WAS HIS LINE FOR EVERY SHOT THAT HE DID.
"I JUST HAVE ONE MORE BEFORE YOU TWO GO," AND HE SAID...
FANTASTIC.
WELL, SHARING THESE WITH US WILL GET YOU SOMETHING.
YOU KNOW THAT.
WE'RE GONNA GIVE YOU TEN WALLET-SIZED PHOTOS OF THESE.
- YES.
[cheers and applause]
- AND ALSO A 50-INCH INSIGNIA TELEVISION SET
THAT WILL MAKE A WONDERFUL...