Hi I'm Fad
and I'm Justin
Welcome to ZedTown 2016 at the University of Melbourne
Let's go talk to some people
So where's this getup from?
America
Oh okay okay, you're going for that Brokeback vibe? Is that it?
No...
You know you're trapped in a safe room, you only got one in the chamber
– I've only got one bullet – One shot, yeah
There's one zombie left and you have that, are you ready?
Ah F*** *cries*
Take a step back and remember how stupid, crazy, awesome this is. We're all grownups
playing with toys intended for the age of 8 and up.
Okay, are we ready to begin? *crowd cheers*
I am going to fire this gun. When I do, scatter to the winds.
Ten, nine, eight – oh you're already going, just go.
WELCOME TO ZEDTOWN *Cheers*
Ah F**, *** *Cries*
No there were 12 zombies over there but they went another direction so we started running
cause we're carrots.
I'm Lois Lane, I'm a reporter
Holy Sh**
Woah, we are good
We're about two hours into ZedTown 2016 and we still don't know what we're doing
Yeah we're not even sure how we're still alive. I think it has something to do with these badges
Hey hey hey, we're reporters, we're reporters
Put your guns down! Hey hey, we're reporters, we're reporters
When we come at this direction, this direction, this direction they are forced to go that way
and then most of you will be waiting for them.
What the hell do we do man? They're back there! Go. Go! I'll hold them off, go!
Go on Doug get out of here! Get out of here, go!
Oh my god What the – Fad! Fad!
Look at me Fad, oh god, oh no. Oh god oh god OH GOD SH**
You're still alive. What do you need? Oh it smells a bit bad, brush your teeth more
What are you doing, what's in your fanny pack? What are you –
Why are you making me do this, why are you making me do this, God why? WHY?
And that's it for us at ZedTown 2016, hope you had a great time and we're pretty hungry
right now so we're about to get something to eat and...
Hey Doug, have you been bitten yet?
Hey. So you hungry, want to get something to eat?
Oh Jesus, ah!