WHAT
WHAT WE
WHAT WE DO AND WE'RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER. THEY'RE THERE. I'M A HUGE FAN OF THIS NEXT
GUEST. I KNOW HER FROM
THE MINDY PROJECT. YOU PROBABLY
DO TOO. OUR PRODUCER CARLOS IS
OBSESSED WITH HER FROM CHET.
CHELSEA HANDLER AND HER STAND
UP WITH FORTUNE THINGS STIR
YOUR NAME SO FUN TO SAY. HEY,
HEY THAT'S THE F. THE EFFORTS
THAT ARE SO FORTUNATE I HAVE TO
SAY AND I SAID THIS TO YOU I
DON'T WANT TO CATCH YOU OFF
GUARD RIGHT BEFORE OUR
INTERVIEW BUT YOU AND I MET A
FEW YEARS AGO. I KNOW YOU DON'T
REMEMBER. SO I DON'T WANT TO
INTERRUPT. HERE WE ARE. AND I
LOOK AT WE'VE READ. SO
BASICALLY YOU AND I ARE BSF
THIS IS WHAT I'M GETTING AT
HERE MUCH. I SAID I'M LIKE WE
HAVE TO DO ALL OUR INTERVIEWS
TOGETHER. DON'T EVEN QUESTION
IT. THAT IS HOW IT IS. THIS IS
BULL NOW. I LOVE IT. NOW I HAVE
YOU KNOW, IT'S THE QUESTION
THAT I FEEL LIKE. IT'S IT'S
LIKE THE HOUSE WEATHER'S
LOOKING NICE QUESTION. BUT I DO
WANT TO KNOW LIKE HOW ARE YOU
HANDLING QUARANTINE? HOW IS
THIS IMPACTING YOU? OH, MAN.
WELL, I MEAN GOSH, IT'S
POSITIVE IMPACTED BUT I WAS AT
MY MY NETFLIX SPECIAL JUST COME
OUT EARLIER IN THE YEAR AND I
WAS ALL SET TO DO THIS MY FIRST
BIG LIKE THEATER TOUR I'D BEEN
TOURING FOR 10 YEARS. BUT THIS
IS LIKE BIG THEATERS THERE AND
SECOND SHOWS. THIRD SHOWS. ALL
RIGHT. LET'S DO AS I SLIP AWAY
AND THE NIGHT BEFORE. LEAVE TO
DO MY VERY FIRST SHOW. THAT'S
WHERE THE 0 1 BYE BYE. THAT'S
YOU KNOW, THEY WERE JUST LIKE
WE SHUT THE COUNTRY DOWN. SO
THAT STUNK. BUT YOU KNOW, YOU
JUST ARE LIKE OH GOD, THAT'S
WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH. AND SO
WE JUST HUNKERED DOWN LIKE
EVERYBODY ELSE AND WE'VE
BASICALLY STILL BEEN HUNKERING
DOWN. WE'VE BEEN REALLY
DILIGENT ABOUT BEING AT HOME. I
DON'T WEAR ANYTHING WITH SWEAT
PANTS. NOW I FEEL WE HAVE SWEAT
PANTS ON LIKE THAT. LET'S SEE.
HERE THEY ARE. THEIR CAMP. OH,
LET'S GO, SIR. CAMEL SWEAT
PANTS ON LOVE. WAIT. CORONA HA
.YEAH. NO JOKE. YOU YOU'RE
HANGING OUT WITH YOUR DOGS
PROBABLY IMBIBING A LITTLE TOO
MUCH AS WE ALL ARE. I I'M
NORMALLY NOT A BIG DRINKER. I
NORMALLY LIKE ONE DRINK A WEEK
KIND OF PERSON AND USUALLY I'M
JUST LIKE SIP BANANA BUT EVERY
NIGHT LIKE WE DRINK WINE AGAIN
I THINK WE'RE DRINKING WINE
AGAIN CAUSE YOU'RE JUST LIKE AT
HOME AND IT'S THE ONLY THING
THAT FEELS LIKE LIKE YOU'RE
DOING AN ACTIVITY BUT YOU KNOW,
WE'RE HEALTHY AND SAFE AND E AT
THE END OF THE DAY YOU CAN'T
COMPLAIN BECAUSE A LOT OF
PEOPLE ARE GOING THROUGH SO
MUCH BEFORE CURRENCY. NOW I
FOLLOW YOU ON YOUR SOCIAL
PAGES. BUT YOU WERE DOING. WERE
SUPPORT LIKE ICE CREAM DANCE,
IS THAT RIGHT? OH, YES. YES. I
LOVE SOME ICE CREAM. I'M TRYING
TO GET HEALTHY. THIS IS SIMPLY
NOT QUITE THE SAME AS ICE
CREAM. BESTING FORTUNE. WHAT IS
IT? IT'S ALMOND BUTTER ON DATES
AND BANANAS. OH, NOT NOT
THE SAME AS ICE CREAM. NOW YOU
KNOW YOUR ROLE ADAPTING AS YOU
JUST SAID. SO YOUR BIRTHDAY IS
COMING UP. CAN I SAY WHEN IT
IS? YEAH. JULY 1ST. JULY 1ST.
AND YOU'RE DOING A SPECIAL LIKE
VERT YOUR FIRST I THINK VIRTUAL
COMEDY SHOW, RIGHT? YEAH. I
CAN'T RUN AWAY FOR A WHILE. MY
TOUR'S BEEN POSTPONED. WE'RE
TAKING A MONTH AT A TIME AS YOU
KNOW FOR THE FALL SHOWS AND
EVERYONE KEPT ASKING ME WHAT
THEY WANTED TO SEE A SHOW AND
MY IDOL THAT I CAN'T GET ON A
PLANE. THERE'S NO WAY SO I
TEAMED UP WITH CHRISTOPHER
TITUS. HE HAS A SOUND STAGE
HERE IN L.A. AND HE'S HE'S I'M
PUTTING ON LIKE A VIRTUAL
VARIETY SHOW THIS SATURDAY,
6:00 P.M. PACIFIC AND I'M GOING
TO BE DOING STAND I'M GOING TO
BE SPINNING A WHEEL OF FORTUNE
JOKES DOING STAND SINGING
CHARACTERS AND IT'S GOING TO
STAY UP FOR 24 HOURS SO PEOPLE
CAN WATCH IT NOT ONLY LIVE BUT
LATER ON AND WORLDWIDE. ANYBODY
THAT WANTS TO WATCH IT. SO I'M
EXCITED JUST TO GIVE PEOPLE A
DISTRACTION FOR AN HOUR AND A
HALF. YEAH. WE ALL NEED THAT. I
THINK COMEDIANS AND PEOPLE WHO
HAVE A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR ARE
SO APPRECIATED RIGHT NOW. DON'T
YOU THINK? I HOPE SO. I MEAN
WE'RE USUALLY ABLE TO YOU KNOW,
WHEN THERE'S A HARD THING GOING
ON IN LIFE FOR A TRAGEDY.
NORMALLY COMICS THAT CAN BE OUT
THERE PROVIDING SOME SORT OF
LAUGHTER DISTRACTION AND FOR US
NOT EVEN BEING ABLE TO DO THAT
HAS BEEN I THINK SO DIFFICULT
FOR A COMEDIAN BECAUSE WE'RE
LIKE WHERE'S OUR PLACE IN
THE WORLD? AND WE'RE NOT GOING
TO CLEANING AND WASHING DISHES
AND OUR PARTNERS WANT US OUT OF
THE HOUSE. THIS IS THE NEXT
BEST THING. NOW I HAVE TO ASK.
I HEARD SOMEWHERE THAT YOU KIND
OF THOUGHT ABOUT BEING A
STRIPPER OR WHAT YOU WOULD BE
LIKE IF YOU WERE A STRIPPER.
WELL, I JUST I KNOW HOW TO.
WHAT WOULD YOUR NAME. I MEAN
PEOPLE THINK THAT WITH THE NAME
FORTUNE THAT MAYBE THAT WASN'T
MY PATH. AND I WAS LIKE NOW IF
I HAD EVER BEEN A STRIPPER, I
WOULD HAVE BEEN A TUESDAY NIGHT
STRIPPER. JUST YOU KNOW, FRIDAY
AND SATURDAY. I'M IMAGINING
LIKE THE MAJOR LEAGUES, THE 18
18. SO I WILL BE TUESDAY NIGHT
THAT'S KIND OF THE DTM AND
YOU'LL WORK YOUR WAY UP
CAUTION. YOU AND I WILL DO IT
ON TUESDAY NIGHT, TACO TUESDAY
WE WILL ENTICE PEOPLE WITH
ACTUAL YOU KNOW YEAH I'M
WATCHING YOU ARE YOU'RE SUCH A
PLEASURE AGAIN. I MET YOU IN
PERSON SO MANY YEARS AGO AND
YOU'RE JUST SO FRIENDLY AND
FUNNY AND NICE. SO I WANT
PEOPLE TO GO WATCH YOUR SPECIAL
IT'S ON COMBUSTION LIB DOT COM.
THEY CAN GET ALL THE INFO
THERE. YOU'VE GOT A ONE HOUR
NETFLIX SPECIAL CALLED SWEET
AND SALTY. AND THEN OF COURSE
YOU DO YOUR SIRIUS XM RADIO
SHOW FOR NETFLIX AS WELL. SO
KEEP THOSE PANTS ON. EAT YOUR
ICE CREAM GIRL. I HOPE YOU DO
AND I HOPE TO SEE PEOPLE ON
SATURDAY GIVES A CHEAT. YOU
JUST GO ON CONVENTIONAL LIKE
THAT. COME GET YOUR TICKETS.