Alright, what's going on lads, Mini here.
And welcome to the try not to laugh challenge.
Th-this has never been done before--
Ever by anybody.
100% original idea here. (we totally believe you, bud)
On this channel, BUT--
I see them a lot in my sub-box and I'm always like:
Do people like, actually laugh at this shit?
Or do they just put it on for videos, or what's going on?
Anyway-
My friend, me and him, Jay.
He's uh,
an amazing guy. :)))
I'll leave his link in the description-
Me and him have a, very similar
Like,
Humor, I guess you could say
So.
He went through and sent me a shit ton of memes.
AND WE'RE GONNA GO THROUGH THEM.
And we're gonna see if this shit is actually real or not! :D
May god have mercy on my soul.
Challenge is try not to laugh...
You can do it along at home.
And if you lose, Please tell me.
So, He told me not to look at the title.
To begin with.
Just watch the video, They're short clips.
We're gonna go from there.
Please for the love of god.
I hope in this list, that he's get-he given me.
They're something here.
GIVE ME SUSTENANCE.
*Man in video: Oh my gosh, Danny is drooling*
*Man in video: There ya go buddy!*
PfftHAHAH *Laughs at the poor face while the dog eats it.* XD (You failed already... great job Craig.... great job)
*In video laughter.*
That shouldn't be funny.
That shouldn- that shouldn't be funny
Compose myself, GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
I'VE LOST ALREADY.
The things that try and be funny to me...
Aren't funny.
Like, the videos that FORCE themselves to be funny
But
Innocent shit like that
I dunno why,
It jus-it catches me off guard.
Alright,
*Undertale Dogsong theme plays*
DOGGOS REACT.
*Kirby Gabe the dog remix plays*
*Dog Dancing*
.0.
OH.
OH MY GOD THE- WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT-
FUCKING PUG?
*Pug barks along to the theme*
YO, THAT PUG IS TRIPPIN' SHIT.
Oh my god THAT PUG.
WHAT THE FU-
I MEAN,
THAT WOULD FUCK WITH DOGS.
But *Mini sounds*
Look at that first reaction,
Wait for it..
He has no idea AND.....
AND HE'S GOOOONE.
HE'S OFF LIKE A LIGHT.
BUT HIS BACK LEGS STAY INTACT!
*smirks* What a lazy shit.
*Laughs a bit*
Look at those legs.
SPRAWLED.
*Laughs a bit again*
*Pug barks again*
*Laughs again*
I'm sorry,
I'm laughing at how lazy this fucking dog is.
His back legs are still sprawled.
*Bill Nye The Science Guy in video jumps over chair*
*Video: Jesus Christ, That's Jason bourne*
*Mini smiles a bit.*
No, NO! >:(
s-STOP, Mini C'MON!
YOU'RE BETTER THAN THIS.
YOU'RE FUCKING BETTER THAN THIS!
I will not STOOP TO THIS FUCKING LEVEL.
Maybe i will.
Not sure yet.
It's like you're in a classroom
And you're not meant to talk.
And everything just seems that little bit funnier.
Someone could like,
Flick an eraser off the table.
And in class, it's the FUNNIEST SHIT YOU'VE EVER SEEN IN YOUR LIFE.
Same shit with this.
If i was watching this casually.
I'd be like "Meh."
But because i'm trying not to laugh
a WHOLE DIFFERENT BALLGAME.
Alright!
*Video starts playing*
♫And Who do you think you are~♫ Mini: CSGO.
♫Running around, Leaving SCARS~♫
*Music fades away*
God.
We're really stooping to this level?
*Mini is disappointed.* We're really stooping to this level guys?
GUYS.
STOP THAT. >:0
This guy took time and effort to do that.
*Video starts*
*Man in video, "sun's coming up".*
*Fuckin' cheeky moon, still hanging around...*
*Get outta here dude, he's gonna be here any second!*
*Man, you gotta get outta here!*
HOW HIGH ARE YOU...?
HOW HIGH DO YOU HAVE TO BE...
TO TELL THE MOON TO FUCK OFF?
You can even hear this guy's voice.
Like.
*Mini replays the video.*
He sounds like John, KryozGaming (SELLOUT USE CODE KRYOZ AT CSGOLOTTO.COM)
He's just *Eh*
Not to say John's baked off his face all the time
Its just how he sounds
This guy just sounds so GONE.
*Next video plays*
*Mini dances with the dog and music.*
He's dancing because he just got sold, Boys.
Aw, HE LEAVIN' TODAY.
*Music keeps playing*
However for the one problem *laugh*
One problem in this video.
This dog looks so dead INSIDE.
The dog just got sold
He seems happy
But his face is like,
(M͡i͏͜҉n͠i̶?҉̕͟)
(MINI WHAT THE
F̛̤̣̖̟̃̓ͭ͛Ụ̦̮͋ͦ́̿͐͐͝Ç̻͚͙͖̹̳̜̳ͯ̊̏́͐̔̿K͈̬̈ͤ͊͂͟ ̬̝̥̪͍̒ͩ͆̓̓ͭͦ͌À̵̱͇̖̹̘̝̻̻ͭ̕͘R̰͇̯̹͚̽̅ͩ͗̅̋̾ͥ̅ͅẼ̶̉ͫ͏҉͓̰̰̮̹̱͇ ͖̻͔͍̳̝̱̈́͑͂ͤ̿ͣͭ̕͠Y̤̓̎͋͛̂̊̐̋O̙̟̼͉̭̖̮͎ͬͣ̎̉̂̃ͧͤU̧͔͆̎ͫ͠ ̝̦̹̰ͨ̔̆̓ͮ̍̀̕D̉ͩ̋̑̉̒ͦͨ͊͏̩̘͍͚O̻̺̱̹̲ͩ̄̀͜Ȉ͉̺ͤN̢̫̯͕̈́ͩͯ͟͞Ģ̵̠͉̜ͭ̏̓ͫ͗̒ ̛̗̳̠͖͇̬̩͔ͯ̾̆̃͒ͨT̴̷͚̼͂̏͌̐ͪ̓̕O̲̘̝̳͇̹͖̞̿ͨ͋̽̿ͬͫ̚͡ ̱͈̮ͦ̎ͦ̐̆ͮ͐͌́͟͝T̴̫͈̟̼̯͈͈́͋̈́̇͆H̯̹̯̳̻̍̏͂͑̍̄̎́̚̕͞E̤̠̳̟̾̋̊ͦ͗̆̀̇ͯ͟ ̸ͭ̓ͬ҉̻͓̪̠̼̫̩̪Ĉ̸̥̰̻̥̓̌̓͌͢͟A̺̜̗̜̻̘̼͉͚̒ͪ̽ͩͯ̈͆̍̏͟P̡̥̱̞̖̠̘̫̭̓ͭ͝Ť̸͉ͨ̂̈́ͦ̀̚I̛͓̤̙̻̘̦̹̖͆ͫ̐͛ͮ̾̓́̕O̸̢̬̠̯̩̓̑̂̂Ǹ̅̋ͪ̋̿͗̾҉̷̳̜̰͚̤̝̖̥S̢̝̲͕̲͋ͪ͑ͫ̂ͮ̀ͅ?̩̝͓̠͖͈̍ͩ̂̆͜!́̀͏̧̲) (Mini commences his mating ritual)
(S͔̙͇̻͈̗͒̿̽͂̆͜͠T̙̱̎͒̽ͨ̏̎̌Ò̗̪͖͋͞͝P̮͔ͧ̈́ͫ͒̌̉̇̓͂̕͟ ̳̻̫̤̦͚̻͔̗͗̔ͨI̖͖̥̞͖̔̆́̀T̸̲̈̎ͅ ̵̢̱͙̹̹̬̟̱̺̫͗̐̌͗̓̋̅̎̃M̵̢̟̩͌̎͌̉ͫ̅I̸͈̜̘̦̩̋ͭͬͧ̿ͫͅN͖̫͓̊́̆͛̄̓̀Î̺͙͇͔͓̫̲̞̿̌͝.̢̧͙̥̣̘̘͎͊͗)
(O̴̻͊ͧḦ̖̙̼́̔̒ͧ͆̀ͤ̀ ̵͙̮̯̝̝̖̟͈̒ͮ͆ͩ̀̆ͤ̃̚G̏ͬͯͤ͊ͤ͠͏͏̭̝̹O̸̴͚̩̗̪͈͚̺̬̻̔̊̾D̖͊̋ͧ̊ͪ̓̎́͘͢ ̸͉̮̬̀̈́̿̑͐̚͟͜W̢͈̬͙̘̤̙̙̮ͧ͐̔̔̾͒̚ͅE͍̘̦͉̼̩͍͂̈̾̓ͪ̏̚͞'͎̻̳ͯ̾̌̎́̕R̪̪̰̩̿ͥ͒̀͋̍̕̕E͇̭̖͎̺̤̠̙ͧ͛̃ͨ̆͞ ̧̘̺̯̣̓ͣͨͩͬ̇̆͘F̵̨͙̘̣̖̩̫͈̘̄̽͛ͩͩ̋̈́͞Ṷ̢͓̟̳̼̭̅ͦ̒͋͐͐̍͌C̶̞̩͕̱̮̝ͩ̾̑K͔̫͍̯̞̤ͯ̿́Ē̶̥͇̱̩ͪ̋̍ͥ̉̎͒̒D̷̮̝̗͉̦̘̻̀̎̈́.̻͙͕̝͍̫̘̘̿̇ͯ̕)
*Next vid plays*
*Dog tries to get it's toy*
*Dog fails to get it's toy*
Aww.
It lost it's toy. ( ;~;)
*Dog makes a sad sound* (Poor doggie ;-;)
(TOO SAD)-Monkey Louman
That is a- Awwww...
Tha- That's
How is that funny? That's actually- that's SAD!
This is not "Try and make Mini cry!"
*Dog makes the sound again.*
BLESS HIS SOUL!!
Or her.
I'm not assuming genders.
I just assumed that dog's gender,
Im FUCKED BOyS
Its all DOWNHILL FROM HERE.
*Video starts*
Alright.
*Video: but along came the Michelin man, who reminded them: the right tire changes ev-*
*Smack* (it was a this moment he knew... he fucked up.) AUOW.
*In video: FFAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.*
*Mini cringes due to the man's pain cause he got his balls crushed by a fucking tire.*
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
WHY WOULD YOU LIE THERE AND TAKE THAT?
The editing is flawless.
*Plays video, AGAIN.*
*Pain sounds of yeeting.*
UOOOOOOWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Christ..
*Mini is DONE.*
UGH YOU CAN HEAR HOW FUCKING PAINFUL THAT SOUNDS FROM HIS VOICE AS WELL...
*Another video starts*
*Video: DROP IT.*
*GLASS BREAK*
*SMACK*
*CRACK*
*EXPLOSION*
*BREATHE*
*SNIFFSNIFFSNIFF*
*SMACK*
*SMACKSMACKSMACKSMACKSMACKSMACK*
Mini: THAHAHA *Laughs at the man wearing a metal helmet getting hit by the ladder.*
*HONK*
*TICKTICK*
*FACEPLAM W/ BOOK*
*EARRAPE.*
*FUCK*
*aAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*
*PAIN*
*BORKBARKBARK*
*DAFUCKISTHATSOUND?*
*GASP, YEAH.*
*SMACK*
*METALGEARSOLID*
*SEAL SHOCK*
*MAN GRUNT
*AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*
*BOTTLEFLIP*
*AHHHHHHHHH*
*HONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONK*
*FUCKINGSMACK*
*POOF*
*aaAAAAAAAAAA*
*BURRITOATTACK*
*BOWLSMACK*
*NECKSNAP*
*JUICEDROOL.*
Okay *grins like a schoolgirl.*
Can we pause?
for like, 5 seconds? *continues laughing*
That caught me so off-guard.
That caught me so fucking off-guard
Most of these are like 7 seconds long.
It was the ladder.
Where's the ladder?
*Bursts out laughter*
I don't know why that fucking caught me off-guard so badly
Okay.
Ah, that caught me off-guard, FUCKING DAMNIT.
Alright *Next video*
*DEJA V-*
*CRASH*
*DEJA VU-*
*CRASH*
*DEJA VU, I'v-*
*CRASH*
*MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND*
*DEJA VU, I'VE JUST-
*CRASH*
I'm not laughing..
I'M NOT LAUGHING.
I'm just amazed how many cars there were...
That's what i'm laughing at.
I'm not laughing at anything else apart from the fact that,
That was Billy Mays: The Car Wreck
BUT WAIT.
THERE'S MORE.
Boom.
That first one is FUCKING NASTY THO.
They just keep on COMING.
*Mini Lipsyncing to the DEVA VU*
There's just so many fucking cars.
Thunderstruck.
*THUNDER*
*music plays*
That was so well edited.
Such an EASY edit but it was so well edited.
Oh god i feel like i'm in class again..(SCHOOL FLASHBACKS.)
OOOOOH MY GOD.
I feel like i'm 16 years old
And the teacher is just staring at me
With like, deathly eyes going
DON'T.
YOU.
FUCKING.
DARE.
Boob snoot.
*Video: You can moan atleast this loud.*
*Text-to-Speech Voice: ooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH*
*SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFF*
Ooooohhoohh, Moonbase Alpha
How i fucking love everything about you.
I-if you don't know what Moonbase Alpha is, EDUCATE YOSELVES.
Just watch someone.
Watch someone, it's a fucking text-to-speech heaven
A squirrely escape.
*SMACK*
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Poor fucker...
*Taylor Swift's- Trouble: TWO PLACES I'VE NEVER BEEEEENNN, NOW I'M LYIN' ON THE COL-*
Is this the goat?
*Video: URNGGHHHHH*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
TROUBLE, TROUBLE, TROUBLEEEE
*IS THAT MAN A PIG FUCKING SCREAMING?!*
*CALL THE FUCKING HOSPITAL IMMEDIATELY*
W- WELL YEAH,
YOU JUMPED INTO A CACTUS.
I DUNNO WHAT THE FUCK YOU EXPECTED THERE KIDDO.
*A donation message plays*
AGDQ
"I've been watching AGDQ for 2 years now."
"And today i just found out that my grandpa died 2 hours ago...
From 3 different types of cancer..... (Croud claps at the wrong fucking time, GG)"
.o.
*Video: Hope we beat cancer someday.*
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHOOHHHOHH...
*Video: mkay.*
Ohh, The timing is so BAD.
Ugghhh...
Aughhh...
The timing is so BAD.
AUW I FUCKING LOVE AGDQ AS WELL.
THAT'S SO BAD
If your grandpa died 2 hours ago and you still watch AGDQ,
Where are your priorities, my sir?
*Video: Hey Megan- RWARWRAWARARAWWRWAARRAARAARWAAWRWA* (HOLY SHIT THE FUCK IS THAT?!)
*MINI BACKS THE FUCK UP.*
*MINI IS FUCKING OUTTA HERE.*
*Demonic pug noise continues* (MY FUCKING GOD)
What the FUCK IS WRONG WITH THAT DOG?!
THAT DOG NEEDS, LIKE A FUCKING EXORCISM OR SOMETHING.
DOGS DON'T MAKE THAT NOISE!
That's a fucking plea for help if i ever goddamn heard one.
Holy SHIT.
"Stale meme boy"
What're you doing?
*WEARENUMBER-*
NO WE'RE NOT- WE'RE NOT DOING THIS.
WE'RE NOT DOING "WE ARE NUMBER ONE"
*WEARENUMBERONE*
O-Okay,it ended really fast
Thank Christ.
Okay..
It has come and gone in our lives.
But,
Jesus Christ
Some of those "We are number one" videos are fucking gold.
*Video plays*
*Girl 1: My daddy has a gold tooth*
Cool.
*Girl 2: Wow, gold tooth?*
*Girl 1: My dad has a gold tooth.*
*Girl 2: My dad has diabetes.* (WELP)
NICE.
GOOD SHIT.
THAT'S REALLY NICE.
CONGRATULATIONS
*Video plays*
*"SNES DUCKTALES OST: The moon" plays*
*Humanz.*
*Plez help meh.*
THAT IS SO GLORIOUS.
RISE DOGE.
RISE!
He is just like "Help me."
That is a face of just-Like,
He's like happy, panting at the start
And then he just goes DEAD.
It's just a plea for help.
DEAD
It's so slow and glorious...
That, d-
*chuckles* That dog has no idea what the fuck is going on.
*making an impression of the dog* HUMANS, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME?
*Yes - Roundabout starts playing*
*YEET*
*laughter in the video*
*Mini claps*
*OH FUCK*
*To be continued...*
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOWH MY GOD
Oh my god, you fucking had it!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWHWHWWH *Mini is cringing hard*
You're such a fucking IDIOT!
He got great air on that kick.
You fucking had it, stand up!
Stand up and examine your chair!
*in the distance* OH you're a fucking idiot!
Boy, get some help.
You need JEEZUS
*"We shall neVEEEEEEEEEEEER surrendEEEEEEEEEER!" in tone with the Lion King opening*
*DAT FACE*
*Mini bursts into laughter*
*still laughing*
That f-*chuckles*
I hate myself for laughing at that.
UUUUUUUGH it was his face...
It was like, Ok, I get the joke here, I see what you're doing
It's-it's the face
*chuckles again*
Ok, fuck's sake... *still laughing*
*BREATHE IN*
It's just the... "NEVER SURRENDER!"
*smexy head turn*
That is-that is a perfect meme of, like, when you see the booty.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
*breaks into laughter again*
Robot: WORK IT, MAKE IT
DO IT, MAKES US
REGULAR, SOFTER
HARDER
PORRIDGE
WORK IT REGULAR MAKES US SOFTER DO IT HARDER MAKES US PORRAGE
MORE THAN HOURS AFTER MINUTES MENU MADE IN JAPAN
Hours, minutes, menu, Japan...
That was just very well done.
It's just- Regular, harder, Regular, softer, PORRIDGE.
-Softer, Harder, *both* PORRIDGE.
-Regular, *both* Softer, Harder, PORRRIDGEEEE!
*Lil Yachty is le Squirt bottle*
I'VE SEEN THIS! x2
*Oh great, now hes a pressure washer. Huh.*
*The fade out is 10/10*
"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
*Chicken things* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Not that part though...
EEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEeeeEEEEEEEEE
Ee... EaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAooooooooooooooooo
*NOW HES SOME FUCKING SQUEALING TIRES?! Jfc Yachty, my fucking hands hurt from typing this...*
*op. there goes Mini.*
I've only seen the first... One... Not the last... *mini is fucking crying of laughter i guess*
My eyes are watering cause of it's whole classroom Philosophy I guess....
Of just... Im not Allowed to laugh, So i'm trying not to laugh so, it's just like the laughter if coming out of my eyes...
LITERALLY.
Also, this one, it goes BDDDDDDDDDDDDD
And then it goes BDDDDDDDDdddddddddddddd
It like slows down.
Theeeere.
Damnit...
*Dont you fucking laugh, Mini, DONT YOU DO IT!!*
*DAMN IT YOU LAUGHED.*
*chuckle* thats...
Christ... Lil Yachty...
Pulp compression...
Guy: w-what..?
ENGLISH MOTHA FUCKAH
W-Wha..?
ENGLISH MOTHA FUCKA DO YOU SPEAK IT?!?!?
y-yes...
SAY WHAT AGAIN!!
*Snort.*
Did i really laugh at that.
Did i really laugh at that fucking windows error sound.
This is like a kinda enlightening video
Like im finding out alot more about myself.
God fucking damn it...
My humor standards are DROPPING.
Or maybe they're increasing,
Its the... It's the internet, I love this shit.
It is 2017 my dudes...
*LE GASP!* Did he do a new one?!
What?
I-Is he just chugging whiskey, or vodka...
If that...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
*Mwah!*
Beautiful.
So Majestic, its so luscious.
That is where we're gonna end off today.
I wanna watch.. Okay.
Im picking my favorite
And my favorite.. Hold on.
Were going back to it. (NO MINI DONT!!)
(Im not typing this bullshit.)
Just enjoy...
Fucking... OWH...
That coffee
Oh, that coffee just makes me MOIST.
That coffee just makes me... fucking MOIST.. (OK CUE THE OUTTRO!)
IM GUN END IT THERE!
I think this has been Enlightining...
Its literally that philo- Okay
Again, its just that philosophy!
Thats part of why its a thing on the internet!!
Cause your trying not to. Because your trying not to,
It makes you wanna Do it more.
And then you... I fucking hate myself For it!
Ladies and Gents, That'll be the T.N.T.L challenge.
And if you do want more of these Dont forget to leave a like On da video
I can defentially do more of these cause theyre just dumb as SHIT.
Thank you all so much for watching, If you do want to see more things like this,
Dont forget to hit the sub button of you new,
AnD Like the video and LIk, SUBSCRIBE, ALL THAT STUFF,
And, Ill talk to you in the next one.
Captions At the end done by RedboyRyan, Just wanted to say that :D and the captions at the beginning are done by Allgrunfan50 :3
ALSO hi mini i really like ur vids lel