[Static]
Hey.
Iceberg: Hello. TAG: Wut
Hey.
Iceberg: I was expecting an asdfmovie joke. TAG: I was expecting it to eat me
Doh, [Bleep]!
But I brought this cat!
[Cheering] YEAH!
Iceberg: Careful! It might be rabid. :)
I just crapped on the floor.
CRAPPED ON THE FLOOR!
[Throws a temper tantrum]
IM F@CKING
Iceberg: I'd recommend anger management class.TAG: and from me man dippers
You are gay.
[Mario song (WHAT Remix)]
TAG: wut
Yaay.
[Cheering intensifies]
Iceberg: I'd be scared too if I was them.
I believe I can... DIE!
Derek: What are you looking at butthead? Mike: I fight for my friends.
Friends
I GOT FRIENDS
TAG: O_O
[Hip-hop music]
[Explosion]
Iceberg: RIP Lala.
Hey, hey.
Otchee gotchee.
[Suspenseful fanfare]
WAAH!
[Samba music]
[Another temper tantrum]
[Screaming]
Iceberg:Get... noscoped?
Hey... where the BLEEP are my HARDBOILED EGGS?!
AAAHHHH!
[Mario hums]
Hey! Hey, Mario!
TAG: TOAD SHUT UP
Iceberg: What about Chuck Norris?
[Mario mutters to himself]
I LOVE YOU MARIO!!!
[Mario screams]
[Explosion]
Not today.
[Dragonforce: Through the Fire and Flames]
[Piano played horribly]
[Back to Dragonforce]
Yeah!
You're free! Go to Mexico.
TAG: Whoever owned that TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Bill: There's something I wanna ask you.
Alexandra: There's something I'd like to ask you.
Bill: How 'bout we say it at the same time?
1...2...
Alexandra: Will you poop on me?
Iceberg: 0_0. TAG: wut the crap
[Samuel Cries]
[Chamillionare-Ridin]
Let'sa go.
Whoa hoo
[Evil laugh]
No one wants to hear your SH*T, Luigi!
Iceberg: [Insert Wombo Combo scream because Toad is a savage here]
Pikachu!
Stohp right there!
OH SH**! Pikachu, use thunderbolt!
Ow f***, OW!
[Laughs] You fell.
F***OT!
Did... uhhh... I... Did I win?
Hey, what the f***!
Iceberg: Was that, by any chance, Markiplier?
Donchu wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
TAG: Nope! frick this crap I'm out
Donchu wish your girlfriend was free like me?
Don't you?
Call me Maybe
Iceberg: BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL!!! TAG: [insert troll face]
One day in Teletubbie Land, it was time for tubby toast.
SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY!
Waluigi: I'm sexy and I know it! Aw yeah!
GAIIIII!
Iceberg: Whatever this is ruined Gangnam Style...
OH HELL NOO
Iceberg and TAG: Thanks, Po!
OH SH**!
HEY!
NOO!
Hi Guys!
All right, what's going on in here!?
What are you doing today?
Iceberg: That scared me too. Tag: lol not me
HEY MARIO!
F*** YOU TOAD!
Suck my d***!
Captions Partlymade by Tot Ash Greninja and Interjectional Ice in case you didn't remember.
Also, the names I put are mostly made up.
WHAT