(Robin) Am I okay just walking around with a weapon like exposed? This doesn't feel right. Jack: Yeah it's a bit weird
they don't attack you for some reason if you have it in your hand. Robin: Yea..
Robin: Anyway, where is this..this beat up Drew? Okay, come here Drew.
Dreww..
Hey, Drew! They have chocolates, back here, in this dark alleyway! Jack: *laughs*
Robin: Come with me Drew! Drewwww!
Drewwww!
Robin: Stop roll calling! Jack: Breakfast time!
Robin: DREW! hng
Robin: YEAH
Robin: "Mom" he says, haha! Drew, you're dead.
Jack: Ya dead son, ya dead! Find jacksepticeye's dead rat. Both: *laughs*
Robin: Hello! Jack: I gotchu buddy!
Robin: Oh! Jack: I gotchu!
Both: *laugh*
Robin: oh.. [inaudible]
Jack: I get in trouble for picking you up, haha.
Hey, Jack, I found your dead rat! Uh..
They're going to our cell
Because they found they found the flooded toilet
They found it you don't get it. They found it. We're dead now. It's over!
Robin: Look, it's not my fault that the prison food made me have a solid stool and flooded the toilet..
Hey, wait security level. Oh.. Jack: you missed breakfast time,
Robin: but I was in the hospital
Jack: You got to, you got to come back bro. You can't miss it!
Robin: But but I was dead at the time. Jack: Ooh, painting is open
Yay, I got a job!
Robin: Aww. Jack: I'm a painter
Robin: I want a job :( Hey, I could be a painter too or a shoemaker..ooh.
Jack: are they green? Robin: no.
Yeah, the only ones that are green are the ones that are available.
Robin: ohh
Jack: Aw shit that means I actually have my job now, and I'm not hitting my quota ah fuck. I'm gonna lose my job right after getting it!
Robin: Ooh it says job filled by JackieBoy! I'll just uh...maybe uh..just go beat JackieBoy up and uh..take his job?
This is so annoying because I have to fuckin' do everything with my mou- with my keyboard, I'm not used to the buttons
Robin: Come get swoll with me. Jack: I am, I'm getting so henched right now.
Robin: aw yeah, I can tell
nice-nice pecs, (Jack: Thanks man.)bro. Jack: I gotta go work, I gotta go shower for a sec 'cuz I'm too strong.
Dude, I have 60 strength! How strong are you?
Robin: Ummmm
Thirty .. ummm
Robin: Eight hundred!
Jack: Yeah, you may have the brains but I got the muscle
with our powers combined
Hey with my superior strength and you're also being here.. I have to get a mug, some seeds, and get some oil. Soil, not oil.
Nuh uh, not lubing up anything today...I gotta lube up!
I needa start crafting shovels n shit. I need some
I need some sheets of metal.
Robin: Oh yeah! We should-we could..we could uhh cover our cell doors with some bed sheets right?
Jack: Yeah, actually they don't have they don't take them down either
Robin: Oh yeah? Ever? Jack: Yeah, it's weird.
Jack: Well in the last prison I could just keep them up all the time.
Robin: We need to get a guitar, apparently.
Jack: Yeah, we have two bedsheets covering our thing...I constantly have to do missions where I have to craft stuff I can't craft.
Robin: Well, go read a book.
Jack: It's not that I don't have the intellect it's that I don't have the schematic to do it.
Like create a strong going but everything blacked out like I don't know what the materials are
I just handed over contraband during roll call nice
Badass okay, I think I can craft the shovel now. Oh
Yeah, be the shovel knight.
Jack: This is where our progress begins
shovel time
Okay, I have my job to do again. Take me brushin a book entrance pain craft them together. Oh, I have to craft this
Jack: You fuckin serious
Uhh I crafted a minecraft the Flagship ladder by accident.
Robin: Oh good job. You have to crop the tool to
Do your job yep apparently?
Aww my fucking God so many
Finicky Little bastards, what's wait?
Here we go
This is annoying
This is a shit job. I want a different one okay at least I don't have to do four of these fucking things ah shit
What no no no, I'm going to lose my job
Why I didn't hit my quota. I
Ain't fucking oughta do my job completion shit. This is so hard
We're hot I wish it was then we have a party going
Why is there a bunch of?
There's a makeshift ladder here what oh shit? Loud aw shit. That's mine
Yeah, you just put a makeshift ladder to hang me do I crafted it by accident before
You put it down and I accidentally walked up it
get out
hahahaha
Hahaha, oh you oh, that's good. God using the keyboard for everything socks I
can't right click to drop it ah
Calm down everything is difficult an agony, and I'm dying
Count to ten backwards in French. Take a deep breath if I get a sheet of metal again I can
make my shovel stronger I
Have a sheet of metal. Oh, I can crack the handle if you want oh yeah, yeah, that's what I'm looking for now
Well, I'm missing a handle and duct tape
To make my shovel I can make you handle
Eagle
Come back to your neck. I'll put it in your deck. Hey, are you plotting bongo drum nothing?
I just want to shovel because I I want to be like the night
Yeah, I'm just making a shovel knight cosplay. Yeah, I'm going to get out of here. Don't worry about it
Fine damn it copy this use oh yeah fucking run bitch
Yo, you doing up bitch being someone up are you oh shit? Oh, no drew
Hahaha, I thought I can make him place the weapon on him all night
So now I don't have any contraband anymore, and I did it and I got monies for it. Oh
My back, I'm using my free time to get hench
wait
Wow, bruise it. Oh fuck
oh
Wait up. They're not supposed to be in my nostrils ah sweet. I've never given
battle
Guards outfit and a medic outfit. What are you plumbing?
You gave him those you should have kept them why cuz we need to escape?
Now we want the inmate outfit
You have you're wearing one. Ha ha ha ha
Dumbass how lovely I'm Gonna go sleep
Yo, I'm telling that that was that was fairly productive
And I'm happy with that the only thing is is that all of this can be undone so fast
Why?
because
Oh, God are they coming into our desk? Oh fuck?
Go to bed
Ain't got shit in there ain't Gonna attack me. I'm fine. Oh
I need more into max okay, so check your desk, but not mine what but if one gets caught both get caught oh
Really security level decreased nice not
Sweet I'm a wahoo printer
I'm just a model
I need to get my brain smarter. Yeah, oh
I did it
Crafted I crafted a shovel nice. Did you get to breakfast Lulu?
I
Did not get to breakfast. I want to I want to craft the pizza. So someone just yelled for honor and pleasure
Maybe he just really likes that game and the guard didn't stick
Probably okay when you silly cuz no one liked that game
Yeah, oh shit. I really wanted to like that game
Me, too
But it was very nice
Graphically, but other than that nothing much yeah
Well now what do we do? I feel like we should get the tape you want to do that?
no, oh
But I want a date
With my new shovel just don't forget that when you dig you have to cover up the hole with your desk
Why can't I drop the fucking paintbrushes ah?
Trigger if I start digging is that bad yes?
But not if well, if somebody is not near yourself as long as they don't catch you doing it you're fine
I'm trying. I did it. I made a small did it
nice, I had a
Very small piece of the fourth you should also
Don't use your thing fully off balls my ass
What is happening? I could open up contraband, and I can't go to exercise time. Oh
If your show is about to go down. You should save it and then you can craft a better version of it
Oh, I couldn't bring it back up to 100% yeah
And then if you get a multi-tool it digs 50% each dink
whoa
That's a lot of ding get baseball from a desk just dead baseball the whole sport
I feel like we're not being very productive in all of this. I'm very productive. I'm digging a hole
Dude, what do you want me to do a little more mission is for jews and I have myself
Beat up and bind Andrew I don't fucking hog-tying a dude
Do it sounds like a fun time?
biggest fucking nightmare
Jacksepticeye doesn't like me now cuz I refuse to mission because you didn't edit this video as well
Because the anti video didn't have that one tiny thing
Yeah, you know what I'm talking about that that one thing. Oh shit. Oh shit
What are you doing? I'm 99 heat the guarantors like opening on me on a sudden. I mean slight. Yeah, I thought ah
down
Well have fun. See that's what you get for shitting on the editing
Yes, Karma, she says
She has big baby cocks
Why did they attack me I?
don't know I I drive them -
You're mean
Yeah, you're a mean man, and I'm going to eat some nuts, and symbolize them as you're nuts, and then I'm crushing your nuts
No, I'm not well
Yeah, that's right. You gobble gobble up me nuts. Oh
Yeah, there are a jobs open for you yet. Nobody I?
Think I have some like punch someone to get job
Just like in real life. Yeah, wait. Did my my brush turned into a pair of shoes
What is happening?
Is that does that count of the win? I eat the game? I just summoned a fucking
Piece of wood from nothing I can't go in the right. I can't go into my crafting menu. Oh, I can't okay
Where's my gonna fucking in my menu? It said that I had like cobble shoes, and then when I go into it
There's nothing there, and I have a piece of wood. What is happening? My game is broken
Maybe you're just a wizard and you don't know it, and you're doing like stuff like harry, you just like accidentally
Yeah, I can't access my crafting menu again. I can't even talk to people
I can't go into the menu to talk to people which means I can open up debt
Which means I can't go to sleep because my e doesn't work
should we just
Give it a give it a little give it a little break about the game rest a little bit
Maybe restart the game okay, I can I can go into my dad
Now I can open the desk, but the menus of the show
Wait, I'm just gonna keep digging too scary. Well your game all broke all something
I don't know. It keeps like flashing my inventory in front of me for a split second then disappearing here. Hey
We have a whole you have a whole oh
shit
Don't both of them
Its mission its mission impossible time. I'll keep an eye out and tell you when to come back up, okay good. Oh
And I can I can actually just put your desk back down
Oh, I just have so much easier than having to do it on your own
Do you just cover the desk to the cloud take it out? I take it out here now, no
No, I know
Although my soul is cold. How strong the Garret is coming -
Yeah, Linda Lalala
So underground now I can be
Like key to the wall, but it's not like super
It's not like closed off completely whew so I think we agree if we dig where the toilet is and out
We're like in clear wall. Why'd I?
Get you wait
When these guys go away, I want to see ya I'll be I'll be desk man
Espen okay, go. Oh
Yeah
We go down one yeah. Yeah, yeah, well there's a whole fucking basement area
Yeah, like a pickaxe and everything over there. Yes, nothing wrong tunnels. Do you told you?
I'm going to bed
Why?
Because it took all my power to dig that hole
Does that be big better if you work out more?
No, wait. Why why why but I don't have come quite? What did you do?
I will come to them well the contraband who I have oh
No, a soil is contraband. Yeah, you don't work out that part of the game still works
Yeah, now. I'm just gonna get super pup
But it's roll call
You think the hulk has time for roll call?
like who's here whoa big old muscle dude yep, that's me, but you're not going to fit through my tunnel, then I
I go down. I'll just make it bigger like creating a pilot hole and then
Using a bigger drill bit to go through it. Oh
So if I follow you then it will be just like a breeze for me yeah, right?
Hello, it'd be like a really big train going through a too small a tunnel
Yeah, it's like following like a bigger person when you're moving through a crowd. Yeah, okay
I'm going to sleep, and I think it's also time to end episode there my game, bro
Yeah, and also. It's been recording for an hour
Good morning everybody!
oh
Shit, we just expected better today. Yeah, hahaha