So... what you reading?
It's this really interesting article about how annoying it is
when someone reads over your shoulder.
Yeah, I hate those people. Real quick, click that link right there.
10 celebrities you didn't know were double-jointed.
What? How do they know that?
- You are being those people right now. - Henry!
- Swellview needs us! - What's going on?
No time to explain.
- Let's chew with urgency. - I don't know the emergency.
- Good one. - Thank you.
Oh, no...
Is this the emergency? You wanted to show me your new cape?
No, I wanna show you our new capes.
- What? - Yeah.
Dude, what is this? What-- what is this?
This isn't a cape. What-- Are you kidding me?
- I'm 100% serious. - What are you--
Why? Dude, there's no point in having a cape--
I've made up my mind about this, Henry.
You don't need a cape if you don't fly.
You don't have to fly to have a cape!
- You just need to own it. - Why is mine so much smaller than yours?
Yours is smaller because you're the sidekick, and I'm the hero.
I don't want a stupid tiny cape, dude.
Or maybe we can come up with a system where you could
earn extra inches on your cape by doing things.
Like being a good listener.
- Or maybe making me a nice pie? - Just get this thing off me, dude.
- I found the fan you wanted! - Ah! Ha-ha!
Prepare to be blown away.
Ha-ha, this is gonna be good.
- You're gonna wanna get your phone out. - I'm not gonna do that.
- Slow-mo setting? - No, I don't.
You're gonna wanna take a picture of this. It's gonna be the best thing ever.
Do you love it?
No!
I am currently loving it.
- Charlotte loves it! - She can have mine!
I'm good.
Emergency call! Ah!
Schwoz, turn it off!
Hey, Vice Mayor. What's up?
I need you at City Hall now!
Uh, could you ask politely or maybe notice my cape?
Oh, it looks great.
- Thank you. - Yeah, good for you, dude.
And your tiny cape is adorable, Kid Danger.
That's not-- I don't want to be adorable. OK, I'm a man.
Well...
Now get your butts to City Hall!
I'm the Vice Mayor, not the Say-It-Thrice Mayor.
So that's the last time I'm gonna say it.
You heard what he said we should do with our butts. Let's go!
Alright, just give me a second..
What are you doing?
That cape was a gift!
Relax. I'm going with you.
- What about your cape? - Up the tubes.
Ah, my cape!
You never should have stolen that baby elephant.
It followed me home.
Tell it to the judge, baby girl.
I did. She didn't believe me.
Oh, too bad, so sad.
Now listen, I gotta drive to Neighborville and rent a dump truck.
- Why? - That's my business.
Your business is using this stick to fill up that bag with trash. Here.
As soon as it reaches the tippy top,
you're done with your community service.
Can I pay someone to do it for me?
Oh!
[laughing]
OK, OK, I'll do it.
[laughing]
- Funny, funny! - You can stop laughing now!
Oh-oh...
Full bag of trash, huh?
And...
Done.
[screaming]
The coast is clear.
Did you actually check to see if the coast is clear or did you just say that?
It's Stank Street, man. No one's ever here.
Besides, "coast is clear" is just one of those things people say like,
"look both ways" or "stay in school".
By the way, dude, why did you tube us out at Stank Street?
There's tons of other exits in Swellview that don't stink.
It's the one closest to City Hall.
And besides, it's near the store that sells... things.
What? Capes?
I don't know.
- What's the place called? - Nothing But Capes.
- You're a child. - Who will still have a cape.
- You're an enormous child. - Wee!
Look, we're not wearing capes!
[gasping]
Hello?
[screaming]