Last week Republican Senator Jim Inhoff blew our minds with his new proof of why climate
change is a massive hoax let's take a look at this clip from late last week the chair
you know what this is it's a snow ball and that's just from outside here so it's very
very cold out very unseasonal so here Mr. President catch this so if you have snow you
must acquit or something like that it doesn't have anything to do with climate change in
fact as one of the articles that we've read on this points out extreme weather events
whether hotter or colder are expected to come with increasing climate change so this does
not debunk climate change doesn't prove that it's a hoax in fact it lends support to the
idea that it is going on now I know you're probably going to watch to respond to that
cause you didn't get to originally when you're done we're also going to have even more ridiculous
arguments cause wait there's more think about the level of stupidity in politics like did
no one on his staff say hey no the point is that in climate you get severe weather so
this so let's not do the snow thing cause that makes us look stupid right like the is
we've got a severe storm outside right if it was a sprinkling maybe you say hey it's
moderate right like there's no sense in this no but they all thought it was a genius move
like they must have like interally in the staff meeting been like oh that's good nailed
it a snow ball we got 'em we got 'em but as a politician and I'm still na�ve into thinking
that politians have to have some intelligence right no I know I know as a politician at
that point in your life OK you're an older individual right how do you not know the different
between climate and weather and temperate and all those like how do you equate all of
those things you see what I'm saying so like for him what the weather is on any given day
is a sign of the climate you know no it has nothing to do with long term trends well the
good news on a really hot and humid summer day in Washington he's going to be like oh
my god global warming might be real yeah so you're going to get a good sense from what
John's going to describe this then you understand how these guys I mean like don't United States
Senator no no no he's a country bumpkin he's also by the way the chairman of the environment
and public works committee and also on the side a prop comic apparently the answer to
your question is how how could he not know that is that he hasn't read the right books
he has read books he's read the bible and so he says I take my religion seriously this
is what a lot alarmist forget this is coming from his book The Greatest Hoax God is still
up there and he promised to maintain the seasons and the cold and heat would never cease as
long as the Earth remains one of my favorite bible verses is Genesis 8:22 As long as the
Earth remains there will be will be springtime and harvest cold and heat winter and summer
so case closed the passage he said is so conclusive that is simply outrageous that scientists
continue to address the matter at all the arrogance of people to think that we human
beings would be able to change what he is doing in the climate is to me outrageous well
when you consider the fact that if you're going to believe that god created the world
and if you're going to if you're going to believe that god is omniscient and does everything
then god also created physics yeah and god also put the whole planets into motion and
god created evolution as well pretty much a perfect self sustaining system and yet that
doesn't actually enter into Jim Inhofe's thinking at all but it also says there his proof there
will be springtime and harvest cold and heat winter and summer nowhere in that does it
not say that it could be hotter hotter for long hotter than it was in a particular region
before that can be totally true his B.S. from the bible and you could still have climate
change even if that were the case even you were really judging everything about the bible
which is unbelievably insane for a legislator to do we'll get to that in a second in the
bible there's apocalypse after apocalypse god intended for it to get really and then
have extreme weather cause he was mad at you for support Exxon Mobile and getting bribed
then so he's going to give you yet another apocalypse it's funny we just did a Star Trek
story and it reminds me of the quote how do you know what the Picard thinks OK alright
there's that text but there's all these different texts that says and then God shall destroy
you when you've gone in the wrong direction in fact I've got one actually revelation 11:18
time has come for destroying those who destroy who the Earth there's also Jeremiah 2:7 I
gave thee fertile land you came and defiled land and my inheritance detestable you know
the idea that you know hey Jesus is coming he might be a little pissed off with what
you've done with the place right you know yeah that's a good point I love that you can
choose you can cherry pick bible passages and things that basically go with whatever
your agenda is or whatever you believe but again I think that it's just absurd all together
that he's quoting the bible in order to make his base this guy think that this is science
like that's his version of science this is fact yeah yeah he's in fact he wonders why
we would have the arrogance to do science in the first place when we've already got
the bible now I mean look this is one of my arguments against religion in mass because
you know people say religion ah no religion didn't start all the wars yeah OK OK OK those
are all interesting arguments to have but the problem is it's wrong and then it gets
a ton of people in fact the majority of people including the people in charge to believe
that it is correct and then they go in the wrong direction based on fantasy and mythology
and insanity I mean it's liking saying Tolkien already wrote that there shall be autumn and
spring and furthermore George R.R.
Martin said that winter is coming OK he did say that and so then he says it a lot actually
he does and then we pass biased on what Martin and Tolkien wrote this isn't science it isn't
real so you want to get mad at me and say oh yeah you're not religious look you're not
religious Inhofe have you ever eaten shrimp you know you have you know you've eaten shellfish
OK it says in your beloved old testament where genesis is and you love and all those other
verses that you love man shall not lie with a man right next to it don't eat shellfish
and if you do it's an abomination and god will through you into the fiery pits of hell
so do you believe that no you don't believe you don't believe it either you just want
to take your bribes from the oil industry and then quote one passage out of the bible
and pretend you're religious and if the bible is true and especially the new testament it
would appear you know based on Dezi's quotes and sermon on the mount and so many other
passages that Jesus Christ would despise you he's among the you're among the first people
he would throw out of the temple I mean you want to talk about money changers you guys
are the sons of bitches who gave all of our money to the money changers he's Jesus say
that a rich man has as much of getting into heaven has a camel passing through the eye
of a needle and all you ever do is argue for more and more to the richest people in the
country whether it's through subsides or it's tax cuts for the rich tax cuts for the rich
have you ever read the fucking bible have you ever read it I am 100% agnostic and I'm
more Christian than you