-Hey! Hey, Egghead, hey!
-I told you, it's Eggplant!
-What?
You can't be an egg and a plant at the same time.
-I'm not made of eggs.
-That's "over easy" for you to say. [laughs]
-Man, shut yo' mouth, man, come on!
-Hey! Hey, Egghead!
-What? What?!
-Knife!
-[screams]
-Geez, Egghead really got scrambled. [laughs]
Ooh, ow. [tires screech]
-Did you see that?
-Ah, that was totally--
-Brilliant!
-Oh, yeah! Yeah, brilliant!
-Wow! Now that's an earful! [laughs]
-That's it. The puns, the jokes,
the comedic timing, you're perfect!
-Nuh-uh, I'm an orange.
-Oh no, you're not.
-I'm not?
-You, my friend, are gonna be a star!
-Dude, I can't believe they want you to be a movie star!
-Yeah, you think you can get me a part in your movie?
-Okay, but only if it's a little part. [laughs]
-[groans] I really set myself up for that one.
-Okay, Orange, before we start production on your feature,
we need to address a few things.
-Why? Are you sending me fan mail already? [laughs]
-[mocks laugh] No.
We just need a couple of minor changes.
-Like what?
-Well, for starters, the hair.
-Do you like it? I style it myself. [laughs]
-Bieber Fever is the new pandemic
and we know audiences will really respond to a similar 'do.
-Here ya go, buddy.
-Oof! What the?
-(both) Love it!
-Ugh. It looks like a dog's eating my head.
-Now let's work on that voice.
-Okay. Ruff! Ruff! Ruff! Ruff!
-[mocking laugh] No.
-Our studies indicate that people like British accents
more than any other.
-Yes! We need a British accent.
-[Cockney accent]: By Jove, gov'na.
Why didn't you just say so? Cheerio. [laughs]
-Oh, that is so great.
-Eh, not so much.
-That's totally what I was thinking.
Maybe we could just dub it.
-Oh, we could get Russel Brand.
-(both) Love it!
-I don't know, guys.
-Really not feeling this location.
-Me either. Me either.
Oh, I've got it.
-What do you got?
-A tropical island!
-You hear that, guys?
We're going to a tropical island! Yaaay!
[groans in disappointment]
-Now let's meet your new cast.
-Say hello to Broccoli.
He's your new bad-boy best friend.
-Yo, call me Brock, bro!
-Wait-wait-wait-wait a minute.
I'm Orange's best friend.
-Yeah, that's what they all say.
-Oh, and check out your new little buddy,
it's Russel the Brussel!
-[British accent]: Neato burrito.
-Hey! That's my catchphrase!
-Hey! Quiet down!
I'm trying to introduce the new fruits.
-But those guys aren't even fruits.
-What's the matter, guys?
Don't you wanna veg out? [laughs]
Hey!
-Oh, those lenses look great!
-The hipsters are gonna...
-(both) Love it!
-Oh, come on.
Orange, don't you see what's happening here?
-Sort of. But everything looks kind of blurry now.
-[groans] Not the glasses.
-Look Orange, you're not perfect,
but nobody is. We've all got flaws,
but that's exactly what makes us special.
-Um... yeah, I guess.
-Don't listen to them, Orange.
They're just jealous.
-Yeah, we're not the bad guys.
We're just trying to make you better.
-You're trying to make me butter?
-Better.
-Butter? -Better!
-Butter?
-(both) Better!
-Yeah, butter!
-(both) Huh?
-Ah!
-Ew! Get it off, get it off, get it off!
-It could be worse.
At least it's not margarine. [laughs]
-What's wrong with you?
Don't you know who I am?
-Yeah, you better leave him alone.
He's got more "kernels" than an army. [laughs]
[corn screaming]
-Oh God, stop! Stop!
-[disappointed]: Oh.
I guess that means there won't be a sequel.
-Ah, don't get down on yourself, Orange.
Besides, I don't think being a star
is all it's cracked up to be.
[engine starting, hip-hop playing]
What the? Little Apple!
-What? I didn't hear anybody call dibs.
[laughter]
Captioned by SpongeSebastian