25 of Brits say they can't be bothered to recycle
even if it means the planet will die true or false they've not specified which planet
is Jupiter who gives a [ __ ] the thing I can't work out what to recycle is you know
the meat nappy and when you buy meat and it's got like a nappy underneath
the journey by meat in a supermarket it comes in like a plastic thing and then underneath
it they put this nappy there to soak up all the blood yeah for some reason calling that
nappy has made it disgusting I've never given that a moment still before in my life but I'm
now becoming vegetarian nappy for the meat yes and I'm thinking what do I do obviously
does it go in with paper or do I cook it argue with the bin man there was a bit of uh basil
sticking out the top of the bin he said that's Garden waste I said it's not that's a garment
really going to blow well if he wanted to throw away a rake a broken rake or
some or will and I will burrow or maybe some pots where would you throw them the
gargle waste if I had them now I'd throw them at you I'm on it foreign
shut up you've decided we're going to take yeah we
can say true as well well no because you've got to say four
lyrics we've said true well I can tell you the answer is true yes
and the winner is is the name of our final round worst chat up line
you don't sweat much for a fat girl
I'd like to take you out for dinner but by the look of it you've already had dinner [Laughter]
is it oh eight nine eight nine nine nine one one one
those chat lines
you're one of the most effectively to meet women and particularly seeing single women
if you're on your own is to stand outside a bar let's have a look and see if there's any women
throw some confetti of yourself and walk in crying like it's a lot of attention from women
you're in luck I've decided to go ugly early
decided to go ugly early is perhaps the rudest thing you could ever say to the human being to you
it's not too young
just come here come here I don't like it though
that's sexual harassment in the workplace is it uh get your Cult Love I've got a knife
great answer
best person to have on your side in a fight I've had race
I'd have race because I've had to punch him first
turned Britain she fights like she talks dirty
I once knocked somebody out completely by accident I'm quite soft really basically
this bloke was kicking off with his girlfriend in the bar and I was having a nosy like you do
right and just having a watch and see what it was about and stuff and then he caught my
eye and was like what are you looking at I was like oh you two fighting like and I shouldn't
have said that done yeah it's an historical question [Applause] he come running at me and
like really angry like a twit me and I just went and he knocked himself out on me fist
I need to run into my fist
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I can't believe we've got Connie Huck on the show and I'm getting the sexual harassment
best person to have on your side to fight he used to be a footballer uh Vinnie Jones correct
the best person to have on your site during a fight is
Vinnie Jones of course the worst thing about having Vinnie Jones on your side
in a fight is that means you're in a guy Richie movie [Music] [Applause]
thank you
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